Two Great Christmas Cards to remind your family and friends you love them...forever.

Travis Peterson

Look, it’s a bunch of people pretending to be cats singing Carol of the Bells. Forever. We’re not saying our Endless Meowy Christmas card was the result of a pact with old Beelzebub himself. But we are saying that it’s mighty similar to being trapped in a biker bar in Sandusky, Ohio, with a homesick motorcycle gang that’s been living off Pabst Blue Ribbon and carnitas fries for the past four months and gets so phenomenally, mind-numbingly wasted on Christmas Eve that the transition from Don’t Stop Believing to Carol of the Bells involves a drunken interpretation of Dame Judi...

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No, Thank You!

Natalie Oliver

Thank you for being a friend!  I am sorry to say that we do not have a Thanksgiving card! Well, nothing specific to Thanksgiving...I know. Shame! Shame! Shame on us! But, we do have an Endless Thank You card! An Endless Thank You card that sings "Thank you for being a friend" non-stop for 3-6 hours. I'm not sure what else you really need then, right?   Our Endless Thank You card sings 3 to 6 hours non-stop with no off switch. Yep, this song will keep looping, and looping, and looping until the battery dies or you break it!  Check...

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Why Buy A Greeting Card?

Travis Peterson

We have all been there looking over the massive wall of greeting cards. We know we must send a card but which one. In the end we are all seeking a card that gets us more attention (admit it...you selfishly buy cards so they know it's you). Getting a laugh is by far the most desired effect and at Joker Greeting we are thrilled to offer a truly unique card that your friend cannot ignore or forget who sent the "damn card that won't stop" (customer's words, not mine).  Long after your friend has opened their presents for their birthday...

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Happy Father's Day...Forever

Travis Peterson

Happy Endless Father's Day Fathers need to be reminded that they are important to us. Why give a greeting card that simply has a few words and no execution; we make greeting cards that start and keep going and going and going until the battery dies; because we know that your love for you father is more than a few words and a thin piece of paper. Yes, our cards will loop Farts or a Baby Crying non-stop for over three hours or unless they break it. And if they break it...we put glitter inside just to make sure they...

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Hilarious Mother's Day Card

Travis Peterson

It's that time again, when you need to buy a new Mother's Day card. No one likes to walk up and down those aisles trying to find the funniest card so we have solved it for you, right here, right now. And it's not only funny but it looks great and momma will NOT forget.  Happy Mother's Day First off, I love my mom. Don't judge me. But we make a card that loops non-stop for over 3 hours (yeah, some can last 8 hours). There is no off-switch. None. Close the card and it will keep on looping. And that's...

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Endless Bagpipes, Really?

Travis Peterson

When I grew up St. Patrick's Day was just another April Fools Day but green had to be included. Being Irish my dad would make all of the food green. Green milk, green spaghetti, green silverware (if that makes sense). And absolutely, if you weren't wearing green in my household you would get pinched. What a holiday!  The Irish have a great sense of humor and a ceaseless delight in their bagpipes that I do not understand; unless it's Braveheart, that I can listen to.  Top Things To Write in a St. Patrick's Day Card 1. F-U I'm Irish 2....

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