The Joker Meow is the Cat’s Pajamas

Alan Ritch 56 comments

Let’s face it: cats are amazing, but not all the time.  Even people who love cats don’t wanna hear them meow all day (or night) with no end in sight. My cat, Bruce, has the cutest meow. It’s so squeaky and adorable. But if I had to endure his cries for eight hours, I’d be like, “Bruce! Shut your face!” (before lovingly petting him). I placed a Joker Meow adhesive in my attic to see how loud it would get. It was insanely irritating, and even my furry friend hated it. He rose from his catnap and immediately started howling...

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Terrifying Tales of Endless Halloween Greetings

Travis Peterson 88 comments

With Halloween approaching, we have a question for you: Do you love scaring the bejesus out of people? If so, we have five frightening items that will do that, while also annoying the hell out of your prey. For a few agonizing hours, they will wish they never came into contact with these dreaded “gifts.”  The Endless Screamer card is something The Crypt-Keeper would mail to his fiends for a good snicker. You want to be like The Crypt-Keeper, don’t you? Of course, you do. He’s what every boy and ghoul aspire to be when they grow up. The shriek...

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Let Me Count The Ways! Top Five Things To Write!

Natalie Oliver 100 comments

Happy Valtentine's day! Yep, we all need to do it. Give the gift they won't forget.  The Endless Valentines Day Card is the best way to show how your love never ends. Our cards are designed to enhance the mood and keep that mood for well over three hours or until the battery dies. And we even added a nice surprise (glitter!) when that mood has gone on for too long! Top 5 Things to Write in a Valentines Day Card (With Love) I love you! Now rip this card apart like you'll rip my clothes off! (because there is...

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Two Great Christmas Cards to remind your family and friends you love them...forever.

Travis Peterson 69 comments

Look, it’s a bunch of people pretending to be cats singing Carol of the Bells. Forever. We’re not saying our Endless Meowy Christmas card was the result of a pact with old Beelzebub himself. But we are saying that it’s mighty similar to being trapped in a biker bar in Sandusky, Ohio, with a homesick motorcycle gang that’s been living off Pabst Blue Ribbon and carnitas fries for the past four months and gets so phenomenally, mind-numbingly wasted on Christmas Eve that the transition from Don’t Stop Believing to Carol of the Bells involves a drunken interpretation of Dame Judi...

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No, Thank You!

Natalie Oliver 70 comments

Thank you for being a friend!  I am sorry to say that we do not have a Thanksgiving card! Well, nothing specific to Thanksgiving...I know. Shame! Shame! Shame on us! But, we do have an Endless Thank You card! An Endless Thank You card that sings "Thank you for being a friend" non-stop for 3-6 hours. I'm not sure what else you really need then, right?   Our Endless Thank You card sings 3 to 6 hours non-stop with no off switch. Yep, this song will keep looping, and looping, and looping until the battery dies or you break it!  Check...

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Endless Halloween Greeting cards?!

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The Endless Halloween card is the newest addition to our arsenal of jokes, pranks, and hilarious cards. As usual we made this card so that you can test it using the play button and it will play the song 1 time (or you can press it again to stop it). It's only when you remove the tab that the card is ready to be activated. Press play with the tab removed and the card will play non-stop for over three hours or until broken.  For a long time we only made a Screaming Birthday card for Halloween that has someone...

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