It’s almost Father’s Day, do you know what you’ll give your dad yet?

Travis Peterson

Dads are great, they teach us things, they make silly faces when moms are lecturing us, and they always seem to know how to fix things. But dads are simple, so no need to go all out for Father’s Day like you do for Mother’s Day. Funny thing is, your dad probably won’t even realize it’s Father’s Day, but that doesn’t mean we should celebrate him! So that means, a well-written card is all he really needs! Here are a few ideas of what to write, you know, because you love him so much, you’re rendered speechless and can’t possibly...

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The (not so) sweet smell of revenge: the perfect occasion to gift a Prank Candle

Travis Peterson

Ever been invited to something by someone you don’t like? Or maybe you’re invited to your best pal’s party and just not sure what to get them? Look no further than the prank candle which comes in two wonderful scents: Vanilla and Apple Pie. But don’t be fooled, they won’t smell like this for long. After a few hours, they’ll turn rancid. We’re talking clear the room, rancid. We’re talking arguments over who let out something so silent yet deadly. We’re not talking a burnt apple pie, no, we’re talking smells from the depths of Hades' house himself!   We’ve...

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It’s almost Mother’s Day, Here are Some Things to Write in Mom’s Card

Travis Peterson

Moms are great, they’ve been there for us since the beginning, always make us feel loved, and they know just what to say for any situation. But then each year, Mother’s Day comes around and it’s our turn to be great, make them feel loved, and know just what to say. But sometimes that last bit, the knowing what to say can be hard...no really, telling your mom just how much you love them can be hard to put into words! So, we decided to help you out. Here are some notes to write in your Mother’s Day card for...

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The Joker Meow is the Cat’s Pajamas

Alan Ritch

Let’s face it: cats are amazing, but not all the time.  Even people who love cats don’t wanna hear them meow all day (or night) with no end in sight. My cat, Bruce, has the cutest meow. It’s so squeaky and adorable. But if I had to endure his cries for eight hours, I’d be like, “Bruce! Shut your face!” (before lovingly petting him). I placed a Joker Meow adhesive in my attic to see how loud it would get. It was insanely irritating, and even my furry friend hated it. He rose from his catnap and immediately started howling...

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Terrifying Tales of Endless Halloween Greetings

Travis Peterson

With Halloween approaching, we have a question for you: Do you love scaring the bejesus out of people? If so, we have five frightening items that will do that, while also annoying the hell out of your prey. For a few agonizing hours, they will wish they never came into contact with these dreaded “gifts.”  The Endless Screamer card is something The Crypt-Keeper would mail to his fiends for a good snicker. You want to be like The Crypt-Keeper, don’t you? Of course, you do. He’s what every boy and ghoul aspire to be when they grow up. The shriek...

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Let Me Count The Ways! Top Five Things To Write!

Natalie Oliver

Happy Valtentine's day! Yep, we all need to do it. Give the gift they won't forget.  The Endless Valentines Day Card is the best way to show how your love never ends. Our cards are designed to enhance the mood and keep that mood for well over three hours or until the battery dies. And we even added a nice surprise (glitter!) when that mood has gone on for too long! Top 5 Things to Write in a Valentines Day Card (With Love) I love you! Now rip this card apart like you'll rip my clothes off! (because there is...

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