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  • A set of five pens packaged in a box with demotivational phrases on each pen. The phrases include 'You can be replaced', 'It will probably get worse', 'Failure is always an option', 'You're going to f*ck it up at some point', and 'Dream big.
  • Individual Pen Close-up: Sarcastic office pen showing demotivational saying about failure and workplace reality humor
  • Close-up of demotivational pen with brutally honest workplace saying and clicking mechanism for office annoyance
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Demotivational Pens

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Hillarious!

You wouldn't think a cop could have fun with this, but fun to mess with fellow detectives in the office.

Joshua Nichols
Hilarious Reaction

My sister knows birthday cards I give her they stop when you close them. But this one doesn’t. 🤣

George Culpepper

Exactly whwt i order

Zack

Buying this bag for my mother's 46st birthday was the best decision. I left the tab in while we were out for lunch so it would not go of all the time while we were at the restaurant and on the bus ride. Everyone knew this bag is making noises but as soon we arrived at the bus stop I pulled the tab out. We arrived at the apartment of my mum and we were sitting down after I gave my mum her gifts. She did not knew that the bag was not stopping making noises after I pulled it out so when she opened the bag her reaction was pure comedy

Lucie
Hilarious

Fun

Jim Sherwood

Very very annoying and rage inducing. 10/10

Isaac

Love it

Cristian
She was so embarrassed

It was my nieces 13th bday and she was so embarrassed she wouldn’t even read the card lol. It was funny watching everyone slowly get annoyed or wonder what that noise was lol. My sister wanted to keep the card but they ended up ripping it and glitter went everywhere. Pretty cool. Just wish it was harder than pulling a wire to shut it down for good.

Kyle F
Off Tune Graduation Catd

The recipient and family got a kick out of the card’s non stop “music”. The graduate finally resorted to using a hammer and released the enclosed glitter! Love it!!! lol

Jamie
Do I get a point?

My biologist son is convinced there’s a cricket in his room…but he was so happy when he told me, I kind of feel like the joke backfired…

Tara
Great

Have bought multiple times from this site.

Kara Masters
Works like a charm!

My supervisor was driven crazy the morning I hid it in his office.

Zackery Patterson

Exactly as described, exactly as hilarious

Stephen

Great prank! 20 old geezers need new depends

Michael

My kids were annoyed as expected.

James