Top Ten Things to write in Joker Christmas Card!

Travis Peterson

Congratulations on buying the best Christmas card on the planet. You’re a stud. Need help figuring out what to write on the inside? We’ve got your back:   10. This is payback for the year you decided you wanted to learn the jazz sax. 9. Here’s the closest thing to taking a roadtrip with my kids. 8. It’s like frankincense and myrrh. Only awful and worth nothing. 7. The only thing that lasts longer than a fruitcake. 6. This counts for all future Christmas cards, too. 5. Because whiskey doesn’t fit in an envelope. 4. I told you I wanted a...

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New! New! New!

Travis Peterson

We are excited to talk about our new Joker Greeting cards. Our cards do not stop until you break them or the battery stops. And now we have more awesome cards. Let's check 'em out.    1. Birthday Screamer - Every 90 seconds the card screams. Yes. Press play and nothing happens...then 90 seconds later (which feels like forever and forgotten) it will scream. And then 90 seconds later it will scream. Non-stop for hours.    2. Birthday Recordable Birthday Cards - Make your own annoying sound, record your own song, or do what you want and let that noise...

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