Top Ten Things to write in Joker Christmas Card!
Congratulations on buying the best Christmas card on the planet. You’re a stud. Need help figuring out what to write on the inside? We’ve got your back:
10. This is payback for the year you decided you wanted to learn the jazz sax.
9. Here’s the closest thing to taking a roadtrip with my kids.
8. It’s like frankincense and myrrh. Only awful and worth nothing.
7. The only thing that lasts longer than a fruitcake.
6. This counts for all future Christmas cards, too.
5. Because whiskey doesn’t fit in an envelope.
4. I told you I wanted a Malibu Barbie.
3. It’s the 12 Days at Christmas. All at once.
2. What I lack in class I make up for in creativity.
1. We’re having a card competition. I just won.
Enjoy the laughs!
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