For the past year I have been on this search. I would like to enlist you and anyone else here to help me find this. Maybe it is the most annoying song...maybe it is the most annoying sound. I have a list...and here it goes. 


  1. Friday by Rebecca Black

  2. Polka Love songs (unless it is Weird Al)

  3. Alarms. Car Alarms. Smoke Alarms. Morning Alarms. 

  4. Anyone who tries to impersonate Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just stop.

  5. "mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mom, mooooom, mom, moooooom"

  6. Leaking toilet or sink. Yet somehow, rain is soothing. What?!

  7. The bagpipe after 2 minutes. I'm sorry, I don't get it. 

  8. Heavy nose breathers during a movie. If you hear them during Transformers, slap them.

  9. Friends talking politics.

You know what else is annoying? lists that don't end in 10! Just make one up already.



But seriously, if you have ideas on annoying sounds we can use, please share them with us. Maybe your lucky idea will be used. In fact, if we use it we will send you a pack of 5 for free. 

Travis W. Peterson


Written by Travis Peterson

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