Dear Jokers

What is THE most annoying sound?

For the past year I have been on this search. I would like to enlist you and anyone else here to help me find this. Maybe it is the most annoying song...maybe it is the most annoying sound. I have a list...and here it goes. 


  1. Friday by Rebecca Black

  2. Polka Love songs (unless it is Weird Al)

  3. Alarms. Car Alarms. Smoke Alarms. Morning Alarms. 

  4. Anyone who tries to impersonate Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just stop.

  5. "mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mom, mooooom, mom, moooooom"

  6. Leaking toilet or sink. Yet somehow, rain is soothing. What?!

  7. The bagpipe after 2 minutes. I'm sorry, I don't get it. 

  8. Heavy nose breathers during a movie. If you hear them during Transformers, slap them.

  9. Friends talking politics.

You know what else is annoying? lists that don't end in 10! Just make one up already.



But seriously, if you have ideas on annoying sounds we can use, please share them with us. Maybe your lucky idea will be used. In fact, if we use it we will send you a pack of 5 for free. 

Travis W. Peterson


  • Heather Johnson says...

    Finding Nemo- “Mine” birds.

    On Nov 18, 2016

  • Steve Stanganelli says...

    “My Heart Will Go On” played on recorder. Badly of course. (Like this)

    On Sep 11, 2016

  • Hannah says...

    There needs to be a card with a recording of Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber doing his version of the most annoying sound in the world…EEEEEEEYYYYAHHHHHHHHHH

    On Aug 23, 2016

  • Codi says...

    People talking an unknown/made up language.

    On Aug 22, 2016

  • Kari Diaz says...

    THE LLAMA SONG! Happy Llama, Sad Llama, Mentaly Disturbed Llama……Or even better, What Does The Fox Say. Any one with kids will LOVE (hahaha) to receive a card playing either of those songs. You can even use it in the birthday cards and give to children who forced you to listen to it and then finally realized how aweful they were. Talk about parental payback!!

    On Aug 11, 2016

  • Elijah Gersky says...

    Please make one that sings “Never Gonna Give You Up” PLEASE! I need this so much!

    On Jul 31, 2016

  • Korby Trautman says...

    The Chicken Dance Song. I hate going to weddings and hearing this song. My wife and I actually received a wedding card for my own wedding that played this song talking about how over played it was.

    On Jul 28, 2016

  • LP says...

    Sugar, Sugar by the Archies – just the chorus… over and over again…. not only will the card play it for a good long while, but everyone in the room will have the song stuck in their head for the rest of the week!

    On Jul 27, 2016

  • David Sponsel says...

    The Most Annoying sound in the world remix (on YouTube and it’s an actual thing)

    The duck song (where he goes to a lemonade stand)

    On Jul 27, 2016

  • Greg Novotny says...

    The high pitch sound used in hearing tests, it sounds like a mosquito has entered your ear. Wouldn’t even need to be loud but as annoying of a presence as leaving your tv on with the cable box off.

    On Jul 24, 2016

  • Stefanie says...

    Chewing ice
    Fran Dresher’s voice
    A toddler screeching/screaming/whining during a tantrum
    Women’s horror movie screams
    An electric drill
    People chomping their food with their mouth open

    Bonus: I may be juvenile but wouldn’t there be a good market for cards that won’t stop farting? ?

    On Jul 14, 2016

  • jim says...

    fingernails on chalkboards
    morning alarm clock
    old school internet dial up sound
    dumb & dumber – most annoying sound:

    On Jul 14, 2016

  • Chelsi says...

    Walk in, log in and check email. Sounds like any other normal work day, right? I thought so… The only thing that was different was the typical balloons and a birthday card waiting for me at my cubicle. It was pretty early and certainly pre-coffee, but it was Friday and the last day of my twenties. What could go wrong? The signatures on the card were adorable and it was great to hear from all my friends. This card was different, though; almost ominous. It clearly read “forever,” but the button was begging to pressed, so I pressed it. The “music” started and it just didn’t stop. Everyone around me just said leave it alone and it will shut off, but I knew my friends better than that. I knew there was no end in sight. What do you do? First you press the button again, because you are human, then you realize that just makes that darn thing louder! Next step?? You rip into that SOB like you have the last Scrumdiddlyupmtious bar with the only remaining golden ticket to the Willy Wonka factory. I bet you thought it was easy, you are wrong! After you dust off the hilarious amount of glitter you have to immediately start dismantling the card like you are on a bad network soap opera in the last episode of the season and it is your task to save everyone in the hospital from the bomb! At the end the day I am proud to say that I was pranked, and I was pranked well. It took me a little less than 10 minutes to rip into the card and stop the noise, but I did have some glitter to clean up and I laughed the whole time. ( I will not tell you how I did it so fast, good luck!) This is a prank that everyone can laugh along with and feel good about! I actually plan to order some for family members that have some big birthdays coming up.

    On Jul 08, 2016

  • Neil says...

    Twelve days of Christmas

    On Jul 07, 2016

  • Mike Bauer says...

    Too bad you don’t have a way for the buyer to record/sing Happy Birthday and then loop it to play instead of the nice voice on the birthday card. Just trying to say my tone dead, cracked voice singing anything would be the most annoying…

    That way when my daughter ripped the card apart I got her for her birthday, could have laid a huge guilt trip……

    On Jun 25, 2016

  • Kaytlin fedonick says...

    The sound of someone chewing with their mouth open. Also chewing gum, smacking it and popping your bubbles

    On Jun 19, 2016

  • Robin Nickell says...

    *Stairway to Heaven

    On Jun 19, 2016

  • Robin Nickell says...

    Any overplayed song (think Stairway to H, for example) played poorly… On an out of tune acoustic guitar.

    On Jun 19, 2016

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