I saw an advertisement for these cards on social media a little while back. I figured this would be a perfect card for my husbands 30th birthday. He loved it! He thought it was hysterical. Everything about the card was just as described. I can’t wait to get these for everyone!
Liked the card. Perfect for the occasion but... it would be nice if the song was louder and if the glitter could spill out/project better
Gave this to my coworker with his Christmas present this year and I had told my other coworkers previously. We all started to laugh when he could not figure out what was wrong with the card. He eventually figured it out, ripped open the back of the card, and the glitter exploded all over him. He was super annoyed, but every one else was dying laughing. Would highly recommend to make everyone laugh at the expense of slightly annoying someone else.
When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state, because I didn't have a cool card.
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possessed (with glitter!)
Desiring this man’s art and that man’s scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, Endless Birthday Farts with Glitter, then my state,
(Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth) sings hymns at heaven’s gate;
For thy sweet love remembered by those crazy farts with glitter such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings