• A set of five pens packaged in a box with demotivational phrases on each pen. The phrases include 'You can be replaced', 'It will probably get worse', 'Failure is always an option', 'You're going to f*ck it up at some point', and 'Dream big.
  • Individual Pen Close-up: Sarcastic office pen showing demotivational saying about failure and workplace reality humor
  • Close-up of demotivational pen with brutally honest workplace saying and clicking mechanism for office annoyance
  • Demotivational Pens
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Demotivational Pens

$ 11.99
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Demotivational Office Pens - Funny Workplace Humor Gifts

Unlike our famous endless musical cards, these pens keep it simple - they're just really honest pens with sayings that capture the soul-crushing reality of modern office life. No glitter explosions, no endless sounds, just quality writing instruments that happen to tell the uncomfortable truth about workplace expectations.

Brutally Honest Workplace Sayings

Each pen features demotivational quotes that capture the reality of office life:

"You can be replaced" - The ultimate workplace truth that keeps everyone grounded and humble

"It will probably get worse" - Perfect pessimistic wisdom for those overly optimistic Monday morning meetings

"Failure is always an option" - A refreshing alternative to toxic positivity and unrealistic workplace expectations

"You're going to f*ck it up at some point" - Honest acknowledgment that everyone makes mistakes eventually

"Dream big. Then settle" - The most realistic career advice you'll ever receive, perfectly capturing adult life

  • You can be replaced
  • It will probably get worse
  • Failure is always an option
  • You're going to f*ck it up at some point
  • Dream big. Then settle.

Perfect For Many Occasions

  • Office Gag Gifts & White Elephant - Perfect for workplace gift exchanges with brutally honest humor that captures the reality of office life
  • Coworker Gifts & Secret Santa - Ideal for colleagues who appreciate dark humor and the honest truth about workplace expectations
  • New Job & Career Gifts - Give new employees a realistic welcome with these hilariously demotivational workplace reality checks
  • Boss & Manager Gifts - Perfect for supervisors with a sense of humor who understand the absurdity of corporate motivation culture
    Don't be the fool; play the fool.
    • 5 stars: 17 (77%)
    • 4 stars: 3 (14%)
    • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
    • 2 stars: 1 (5%)
    • 1 star: 1 (5%)
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    KATE
    Perfect gag gift (& stocking stuffers)

    For those that still have a sense of humor! My husband ordered a bunch of these for his employees - hilarious!

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    CHRISTIAN BEARDEN

    Dad loves them

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    Greg P
    Funniest Gift Ever

    Bought these pens for a Secret Santa gift exchange. They were the perfect gift. So funny!

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    zee mcdonald
    Crayon Box

    Those crayons would've been a great gift if it wasn't for the middle finger being displayed on the outside of the crayon box. That ruined the otherwise pretty clean crayon sayings. booo

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    N.K.

    I liked the fact that it's from the post office and was discreet to get, as I have a ring doorbell. So now it can stay as a surprise

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    Christopher

    Cute pens and the recipients loved them

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    Fabienne Leitner

    Demotivational Pens

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    Jake
    I like

    Pens look good, the colors are nice and bright and they're offensive but not super offensive, so I think they're fine to have around the office. They also write pretty well too.

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    Shane Scully

    Offensive-ish Pens

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    Brianna

    Pens

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    Matthew Rogers
    My mother drowned her mother's day card

    If I could add a picture it would be worth 1k words. My mom was so worn out with the card she tried to kill it in the sink. It lived so she put it in my uncles luggage before he flew to midland. Great job you jokers !

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    Wendy Matz
    Offensive Pens

    Used the first pen not even one day and it died.

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    Kathryn Jenkins
    Great

    It was a great gift but my brother and his family were good sports and loved the music so they did not tear it up or even try the stop button

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    Michelle

    These are so funny!!

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    Katie Hilmer

    Parenting Pens

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    David Campbell

    they are realy funny/

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    Hope Silver
    Demotivating pens

    Write smoothly. Showed them to my boss and she’s jealous and wants them too.

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    Tracey Lynn|Visser
    Funny

    My husband got a good laugh and is excited to use them!

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    krystal Santner
    Never lose another pen

    Nurses are shady when it comes to pens, they will pocket your favorite pen without a second thought. With these demotivating gems you can a least know who has the light fingers when they start laughing. Love them.

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    Paul Ramsey
    Tach drive cap

    This is the best way to cap off your tach cable drive if you no longer need it. I installed a Vapor instrument and was searching for this very thing. Nice machine work, perfect fit. Great!

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    carol bartlett
    Crayons

    The "offensive-ish" sayings on the crayons weren't the same as those in one of the packages noticed previously. Waste of money.

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    Silas Wang
    i love being offensive

    very offensive crayons, 10/10