{"product_id":"garbage-pail-kids-endless-birthday-card-happy-barf-day","title":"Garbage Pail Kids Endless Birthday Card – Happy Barf Day","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe grossest birthday card ever made — and it sings\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eForget candles and confetti. This officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids birthday card serenades the birthday person with our original \"Happy Barf Day\" song — performed by a guy who clearly ate way too much cake and is about to lose it. He sings, he gags, he sings again. The song is \"Happy Birthday\" reimagined as the worst birthday party you've ever been to. And it plays on a loop, for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf they grew up trading Garbage Pail Kids at recess in the 80s or 90s, the artwork alone is going to send them. If they didn't, they're about to meet the most beloved gross-out brand in trading-card history. Either way, the moment they open it, the queasy crooner starts singing — and doesn't stop. For anyone with a GPK mindset, a sick sense of humor, or both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign your message, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, \"Happy Barf Day\" loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInside, a pull tab labeled \"Peel Here for a Surprise\" releases a chunky glitter explosion and a pack of 5 Garbage Pail Kids stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside the \"Peel Here for a Surprise\" Tab\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFive officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids birthday stickers, plus a chunky glitter mess that's exactly as messy as it needs to be — no more, no less:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHappy Barf Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — the cover star, mid-yack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePotty On!\u003c\/strong\u003e — a toilet character ready to celebrate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSick!\u003c\/strong\u003e — a punk rocker who came to party.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTreat Yourself\u003c\/strong\u003e — because it's their day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBite Me\u003c\/strong\u003e — a birthday cake character with attitude.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOfficially Licensed Garbage Pail Kids Artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEvery illustration on this card and every sticker inside features authentic Garbage Pail Kids artwork. We worked directly with GPK to bring the legendary gross-out trading card brand — slimes since 1985 — to the birthday card aisle. This is the real deal for collectors, 80s and 90s kids, and anyone who grew up trading these at recess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the GPK collector\u003c\/strong\u003e — they have the trading cards. They don't have this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the friend with a sick sense of humor\u003c\/strong\u003e — finally, a birthday card that matches their personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor an 80s or 90s kid's milestone birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — 40th, 50th, the years where nostalgia hits hardest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids to a parent\u003c\/strong\u003e — and yes, this is exactly the kind of card a kid would pick out, which is what makes it perfect.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays, white elephants, gag gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e — anywhere a normal card would be too polite.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52953816334703,"sku":"GPK-Birthday","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-GPK-ripped.png?v=1778865991","url":"https:\/\/www.jokergreeting.com\/products\/garbage-pail-kids-endless-birthday-card-happy-barf-day","provider":"Joker Greeting","version":"1.0","type":"link"}