{"product_id":"garbage-pail-kids-burpmas-card","title":"Garbage Pail Kids \"Merry Burpmas\" Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis Garbage Pail Kids card burps \"We Wish You a Merry Christmas\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a gross, glorious Garbage Pail Kids card — \"Merry Burpmas\" in oozing letters — and it delivers on the promise the second they open it. \"We Wish You a Merry Christmas,\" sung entirely in burps, looping on and on, and it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps belching. Set it down and it keeps belching. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. You can test it, sign it, and prep it first; it only arms once you pull the spine tab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the first joke. The second is the treasure: inside, a tab reads \u003cstrong\u003e\"Peel Here for Some Presents,\"\u003c\/strong\u003e and when they pull it, the hidden pouch lets go — out spills a burst of glitter and a set of genuine Garbage Pail Kids Christmas stickers. It's an endless burping carol, a glitter bomb, and a collectible GPK sticker stash in one card, and the inside seals it: \"And a Gassy New Year.\" For anyone who grew up trading these in the schoolyard and never grew out of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the spine tab to arm the endless burps.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe finale is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Peel Here for Some Presents\"\u003c\/strong\u003e tab inside: pull it and the hidden pouch releases glitter and a set of GPK stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAn endless musical card that burps an entire Christmas carol\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA set of genuine Garbage Pail Kids Christmas stickers: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Don't Open Until Xmas,\" \"Ho Ho Holdup,\" \"Warmest Wishes,\" \"Happy Holey-Days,\" and \"Let It Snow\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA plain white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe GPK Collector\u003c\/strong\u003e — genuine Garbage Pail Kids art, stickers and all.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Gift Exchanges \u0026amp; Secret Santa\u003c\/strong\u003e — the grossest, loudest gift under the tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend With a Dark Sense of Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e — burps, glitter, and a gassy new year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone Who Traded These as a Kid\u003c\/strong\u003e — and still thinks they're hilarious.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53154136916335,"sku":"GPK-Christmas","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Christmas-GPK.png?v=1782499748","url":"https:\/\/www.jokergreeting.com\/products\/garbage-pail-kids-burpmas-card","provider":"Joker Greeting","version":"1.0","type":"link"}