{"product_id":"ding-fries-are-done-christmas-card","title":"Endless Ding Fries are Done Christmas with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis Christmas card plays \"Ding Fries Are Done\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a beautiful, traditional Christmas card — until they open it and \"Carol of the Bells\" starts up, except the words are all wrong. Gloriously wrong. It's the \"Ding Fries Are Done\" meme in full, looping the world's most cursed fast-food carol, and it does not stop. Close the card and the fries are still done. Set it down and the fries are still done. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. You can test it, sign it, and prep it first; it only arms once you pull the tab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the joke, and it's a gift split cleanly into two camps: the people who hear the first \"ding\" and lose it, and the people who have no idea what's happening. If you're buying this, you already know which one your recipient is. A card that won't quit beats one that gets read once and recycled — and the inside lands it: \"DING! Happy Holidays.\" For the friend who's been quoting this since the internet was young.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Meme Lover\u003c\/strong\u003e — they've been waiting their whole life for this card.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Gift Exchange or Secret Santa\u003c\/strong\u003e — half the room gets it, half is baffled. Perfect.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas\u003c\/strong\u003e — the most cursed carol, beautifully disguised.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone Who Says \"If You Know, You Know\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — they know.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53145968640367,"sku":"Ding-Christmas","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Christmas-DingFries.png?v=1782341521","url":"https:\/\/www.jokergreeting.com\/products\/ding-fries-are-done-christmas-card","provider":"Joker Greeting","version":"1.0","type":"link"}