{"title":"Non-Seasonal Greeting Cards","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"joker-thinking-of-you-macarena","title":"Endless Macarena Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis all-occasion card plays \"Macarena\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a cheerful celebration card — and then it hits them with \"Macarena.\" Yes, that one. The song nobody can hear without their arms twitching toward the dance moves, now playing on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Walk away and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It works for a birthday, a graduation, a new job, or no occasion at all — any time you want to drop a one-song dance party into someone's mailbox. And it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. For any age, any gender, any time of year. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, a hidden glitter trap spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996569272484,"sku":"Macarena-Card","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Celebration-Macarena.png?v=1778700644"},{"product_id":"copy-of-joker-endless-blue-birthday-with-glitter","title":"Endless Birthday with No Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #f1c232;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eEndless Blue Birthday Musical Greeting Card – Hilarious Prank That Plays for Hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003eCelebrate birthdays with a side of chaos. The \u003cem\u003eEndless Blue Birthday Musical Greeting Card\u003c\/em\u003e by Joker Greeting is more than just a card — it’s a non-stop party. Designed to look like a normal birthday card, it plays a cheerful birthday tune when opened… but here’s the twist: once the activation tab is removed, it loops the music endlessly until the battery dies \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis card has no glitter inside when it is broken like our other cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGag gift lovers who want their card to \u003cem\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e be remembered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays for friends, family, coworkers — all ages welcome\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOffice parties, birthday pranks, or anyone who “loves” surprises\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose tired of boring greeting cards and ready for chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996095545508,"sku":"Blue-BDAY","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Blue.png?v=1778626733"},{"product_id":"endless-friendship-thank-you-card","title":"Endless Thank You Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis thank you card plays \"Thank You for Being a Friend\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a warm thank you to someone who's stuck by you — and then the song kicks in. \"Thank You for Being a Friend,\" the one everyone knows, now playing on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Tuck it on a shelf and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a real thank you to a good friend, wrapped around a song they won't be able to get out of their head — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. Good for any friend, any age, any time of year, with or without a reason. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, hidden glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996748710052,"sku":"TY-Glitter","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Friend.png?v=1778692490"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-rick-roll-with-glitter","title":"Endless \"Never Gonna Give You Up\" Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe world's only non-digital Rickroll, now in a birthday card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor nearly two decades, every Rickroll has lived on a screen — a sneaky link, a redirected URL, a YouTube tab you didn't ask for. This card breaks the rules. It looks like an ordinary birthday card, but the moment they open it, Rick Astley starts singing \"Never Gonna Give You Up\" — and doesn't stop. Officially licensed. Physically mailable. They walked right into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the kind of card that gets a reaction. They'll almost certainly text you \"are you kidding me?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps singing for hours. For anyone who knows the meme, lived through the era, and deserves to be Rickrolled the way it was meant to be done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays of all ages\u003c\/strong\u003e — friends, family, coworkers, anyone who'd appreciate getting Rickrolled in real life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — the conference-room Rickroll that won't end until someone gives up and removes the battery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, anyone old enough to remember the original era.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the meme-literate\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll see the cover, hear the first note, and immediately know they've been had.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAs a gag gift on its own\u003c\/strong\u003e — funny enough to be the gift, not just the card on top of it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41496613486756,"sku":"BDAY-Rick","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Rickroll-Birthday.png?v=1778627430"},{"product_id":"endless-best-boss-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Best Boss Card With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis \"World's Best Boss\" card sings an original tune nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a sincere \"World's Best Boss\" card — and then it starts singing. The original song plays it straight to their face: they're the boss, they've got the final say, and if they don't like the song, well, it's going to keep going anyway. That's the joke baked right into the lyrics. And it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Shut it in a desk drawer and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a real \"you're the best\" gesture wrapped around a song that gently reminds the boss they're not actually in charge of this one — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" message. For any boss with a sense of humor. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, hidden glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBoss's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — the obvious one, except this \"World's Best Boss\" card keeps singing their praises long after they wish it would stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Promotion or New Job\u003c\/strong\u003e — congratulate the new boss with a song that reminds them who's \u003cem\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e in charge (it is not them).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Retirement Send-Off\u003c\/strong\u003e — give a departing boss a goodbye they'll never forget, literally, because it won't stop playing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — turn the usual passed-around card into the thing the whole office remembers this year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSecret Santa \u0026amp; Office Gift Exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e — a safe-for-work prank that lands the laugh without crossing any lines.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41868880281764,"sku":"Best-Boss","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-Boss.png?v=1778793670"},{"product_id":"endless-retirement-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Retirement Card With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThe Retirement Send-Off That Refuses to Retire\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLooks like a gorgeous \"Happy Retirement\" card — palm trees, a beach chair, a cocktail with their name on it. Then they open it and a farewell song kicks in, loops back to the start, and does it again. Inside it reads \u003cem\u003eFarewell (Forever)\u003c\/em\u003e — and it means the forever part. Forty years of service, and this is the send-off that won't clock out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open it, the song plays — and loops back to the start over and over, for hours, until the battery dies. Closing the card won't stop it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they pry it open to kill the song, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRetirement parties\u003c\/strong\u003e — the send-off gift that quietly becomes the entertainment for the whole party.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe coworker escaping the office\u003c\/strong\u003e — payback for every meeting they made you sit through, in song form.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe boss finally clocking out\u003c\/strong\u003e — a farewell that keeps going long after they've left the building.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEarly retirement\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the friend leaving the workforce young while you're still stuck in it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to end the celebration early\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to stop the song is exactly when the glitter gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41868894339236,"sku":"Retirement","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Retirement-card.png?v=1755198715"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-mom-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Mom Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis thank you card loops \"Mom, Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mommy\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt reads like a heartfelt thank you to Mom — and it is, right up until she opens it and it starts calling her name on repeat. \"Mom, Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mommy,\" over and over, exactly the way she's heard it her whole life. It does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it down and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a sweet, genuine thank you wrapped around the one sound every mom knows by heart — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. Perfect for Mother's Day or any time of year you want to thank Mom and drive her a little crazy at the same time. It's the kind of gift she'll actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen she finally gives up and tries to pull the battery to stop it, a hidden glitter trap spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMother's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — a genuine thank-you that also earns a \"what did you send me?!\" text back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThanking Mom any time of year\u003c\/strong\u003e — the sentiment's real; the endless \"mom, mommy, momma\" loop is the affectionate payback.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids, at any age\u003c\/strong\u003e — she spent years hearing her name on repeat, so now the card takes over the job until the battery dies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe mom who insists she has everything\u003c\/strong\u003e — she does not have one that keeps calling her name and refuses to quit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen she tries to make it stop\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to end the singing is exactly when the glitter gets her.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511216083108,"sku":"TY-mom","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Mom.png?v=1777669793"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-grandparent-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Grandparent Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis thank you card for grandparents plays a piano version of \"The Entertainer\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a sweet thank you to Grandma or Grandpa — and then the piano kicks in. A cheerful, ragtime-style rendition of \"The Entertainer\" they'll recognize instantly, playing on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it on the counter and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a genuine thank you wrapped around a tune that'll have their toes tapping whether they like it or not — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" phone call. Works for Grandma or Grandpa, any time of year you want to say thanks and keep them on their toes. It's the kind of gift they'll actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, a hidden glitter trap spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511227256996,"sku":"Grand-Piano","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Grandparents_7b8a227d-f08b-4711-a6bb-a0630f4f68b5.png?v=1778701159"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-ice-cream-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Ice Cream Truck Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis thank you card plays the ice cream truck song nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a sweet, simple thank you — \"I just wanted to say…\" — and then it answers itself with the ice cream truck song, that \"Turkey in the Straw\" jingle everyone knows the second they hear it. It plays on a loop, and it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Leave it in the other room and you'll still hear it coming. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing — it loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a real thank you wrapped around the one tune that makes every head on the block turn — and paired with the \"thanks for being so cool\" line inside, it lands the gratitude and the gag in the same breath. A never-ending card beats a paper one that gets read once and recycled, and this one keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. For anyone you owe a thank you, any age, any time of year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSaying Thank You\u003c\/strong\u003e — when \"thanks\" deserves more than a card they'll read once and toss.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Favor You Owe Someone For\u003c\/strong\u003e — the neighbor, the friend who helped you move, the coworker who covered your shift. They'll get the message, repeatedly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSummer Birthdays \u0026amp; Picnics\u003c\/strong\u003e — the ice cream truck jingle is the sound of summer, now following them around the backyard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Harmless Prank\u003c\/strong\u003e — sweet on the surface, relentless underneath, for anyone who can take a joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043822502052,"sku":"TY-IceCream","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-IceCream.png?v=1778692990"},{"product_id":"endless-baby-shark-with-glitter","title":"Endless Baby Shark Card With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooping Musical Baby Shark Glitter Card \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're celebrating a birthday, saying thank you, or just want to share some chaotic joy, this card works for any occasion. The \"You're Amazing at What You Doo Doo Doo\" message inside adds the perfect Baby Shark pun to your heartfelt (or mischievous) sentiments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to Use the Baby Shark Surprise Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSetting Up Your Baby Shark Surprise:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign and prepare safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - The card is completely safe to open, write in, and prepare before activation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove the tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - Pull the small tab from the spine of the card to arm the endless music feature\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGive the card\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ship or hand it over and wait for them to open it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnjoy the chaos\u003c\/strong\u003e - Baby Shark starts playing immediately and continues for 3+ hours straight!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eIdeal Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday Pranks \u0026amp; Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Turn any birthday into an unforgettable musical experience with endless Baby Shark that plays for hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKids Birthday Cards \u0026amp; Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - The ultimate greeting card for children who love Baby Shark songs and parents who... well, we're sorry in advance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrank Greeting Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect revenge card for friends, family, or anyone who deserves 3+ hours of non-stop Baby Shark entertainment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAll-Occasion Musical Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Versatile enough for birthdays, thank you notes, or any time you want to share some chaotic musical joy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📮\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44592291250340,"sku":"BabyShark-Sunset","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-BabyShark.png?v=1778793529"},{"product_id":"endless-encouragement-with-glitter","title":"Endless Encouragement Clown Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThe Card That Cheers You Up, Then Won't Stop\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLooks like a sweet little clown card, until they open it. The front just wants to cheer you up. The inside comes clean: life might be frustrating, but not as frustrating as this card. Then it starts singing — \u003cem\u003e\"This is the card that never ends, yes it goes on and on, my friend…\"\u003c\/em\u003e — and it means every word, looping right back to the start, over and over, with no off switch in sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open it, the song plays — and loops back to the start over and over, for hours, until the battery dies. Closing the card won't save them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they pry it open to kill the song, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCheering someone up (technically)\u003c\/strong\u003e — it's the thought that counts, even when the follow-through is relentless.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend going through it\u003c\/strong\u003e — life's frustrating, this card is more frustrating, and somehow that lands as encouragement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGet-well and feel-better moments\u003c\/strong\u003e — a card they physically cannot ignore beats one that sits unopened on the nightstand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to make it stop\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to kill the song is exactly when the glitter gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA little affectionate payback\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the person who's always sending \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e the annoying stuff.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44809470410916,"sku":"Clown-Card","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Encouragement-Clown.png?v=1778712695"},{"product_id":"endless-farting-bag","title":"Endless Farting Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis innocent birthday bag won't stop farting once it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a cheerful \"Happy Birthday\" gift bag — confetti lettering, totally normal. Put a real present inside, hand it over, and the second they open it to dig out their gift, it rips a fart. Then another. Then it just keeps going. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button shut again, for hours until the battery dies. This is one of those gifts that doesn't stop — the more they fight it, the funnier it gets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. The bag seems like a regular gift bag right up until it betrays them mid-unwrapping, and then they're stuck holding a present that won't stop making rude noises in front of everyone. A bag that won't quit beats a normal one that gets recycled the same day — and it earns a \"what did you give me?!\" every time. Put the actual gift inside and let the bag do the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Bag Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the fart sounds loop non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and play for hours, until the battery dies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — the present looks innocent until the whole party hears it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend Who Loves a Gross-Out Gag\u003c\/strong\u003e — fart jokes never get old for the right person.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePranking a Gift Exchange\u003c\/strong\u003e — a real gift inside, a fart bag on the outside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and wait for the first one to rip.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10 Tall x 5 Deep x 9 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44953293652132,"sku":"Bag-Fart","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Fart-Front_0beba5e5-62c8-43ea-a05f-b8ce036b641b.png?v=1778628120"},{"product_id":"endless-mariachi-bag","title":"Endless Mariachi Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis gift bag bursts into mariachi nonstop the moment it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBright stars, festive, ready for a party — and it delivers one whether they asked for it or not. Load a real gift inside, and the moment they open the bag, a full mariachi loop kicks in and fills the room. It does not stop. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button closed, for hours until the battery dies. The gift that throws its own fiesta and refuses to leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. The bag looks like a normal celebration bag right up until it announces the gift with a one-bag mariachi band. A bag that keeps playing beats one that gets tossed in the recycling — and it turns any handoff into a scene. Put the real present inside and let the bag bring the noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Bag Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the mariachi loops non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays \u0026amp; Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e — instant party, no setup required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend Who Loves a Scene\u003c\/strong\u003e — this one makes an entrance for them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Gift That Deserves Fanfare\u003c\/strong\u003e — and some that really don't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and let the band play.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10 Tall x 4.8 Deep x 9 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44953299812516,"sku":"Bag-Mariachi","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/BIrthday-Mariachi-Front_639e1dbe-c1cc-4461-89a2-580aa63557dc.png?v=1778627767"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-wine-bag","title":"Endless Thank You Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThank You Wine Gift Bag - Endless Musical Prank\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eWhether you're thanking a dinner party host, showing appreciation to a teacher, or just want to ensure your gratitude is never forgotten, this musical prank gift delivers thanks that literally last for hours. It's the kind of thank you gift that people will be talking about (and possibly complaining about) every time they see a wine bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSetting Up Your Operatic Thank You Surprise:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClose the bag\u003c\/strong\u003e - Snap the button at the top to secure it shut (perfect for wine bottle gifts)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArm the aria\u003c\/strong\u003e - Remove the small tab from the front of the bag (this arms the endless off-key opera feature)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent your grateful gift\u003c\/strong\u003e - Hand over the wine with your sophisticated-looking bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLet the \"beautiful\" music begin\u003c\/strong\u003e - When they unsnap the button, prepare for the most dramatically off-key thank you song ever performed!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eBest Occasions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWine Gift Thank You Presents\u003c\/strong\u003e - Turn any bottle of wine into an unforgettable thank you gift with hours of hilariously off-key opera serenades\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHost \u0026amp; Hostess Appreciation Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Show your gratitude with a sophisticated wine bag that delivers the most memorably terrible thank you song ever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTeacher \u0026amp; Employee Thank You Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for showing appreciation with a touch of humor that will have them laughing (and maybe regretting their kindness)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWedding \u0026amp; Party Thank You Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Add some operatic chaos to your gratitude with a wine bag that keeps thanking long after the party's over\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e15.5 Tall x 4 Deep x 5.5 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44953303810212,"sku":"WineBag-ThankYou","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Lettering-Front.png?v=1711149260"},{"product_id":"endless-scream-bag","title":"Endless Scream Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis gift bag screams nonstop the moment it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe bag looks almost stylish — black splatter on white, nothing that warns you what's coming. Tuck a real gift inside, and when they open it up to reach in, it lets out a scream. And it does not stop screaming. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button shut, for hours until the battery dies. This is the gift that doesn't quit, no matter how fast they try to close it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's an ordinary-looking gift bag hiding a real present, and the scream catches them completely off guard the instant they open it. A bag that keeps screaming beats one that gets folded and stored — and it'll have them scrambling to make it stop while everyone else loses it laughing. Put the gift inside and let the bag handle the surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the endless musical bag works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the screaming loops non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat for\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Occasion That Needs a Laugh\u003c\/strong\u003e — no theme required, just a victim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Easily Startled\u003c\/strong\u003e — you know exactly who deserves this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Gifting \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e — the most innocent-looking bag in the room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and wait for the scream.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10 Tall x 4.8 Deep x 9 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45781925855396,"sku":"Bag-Scream","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/BIrthday-Scream-Front_7176ad20-24c5-4584-b7f9-24db0f3953bd.png?v=1778627855"},{"product_id":"endless-all-occasion-goat-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless GOAT Scream Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless All-Occasion GOAT Musical Glitter Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis card works for literally any celebration where someone deserves GOAT status. Birthdays, achievements, thank you notes, congratulations, sports victories, academic success, work promotions, or just because someone is genuinely the Greatest of All Time in your life. The versatile design and message make it appropriate for any age or occasion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSong lyrics \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\"You're the greatest of all time, a singular sensation everybody knows\" 2x \u003cbr\u003eThere ain't nobody like you \u003cbr\u003edon't you know that you're the (Goat Scream) 3x\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSetting Up Your GOAT Surprise:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign and prepare safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - The card is completely safe to open, write in, and prepare before activation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove the tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - Pull the small tab from the spine of the card to arm the endless Greatest of All Time music feature\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGive the card\u003c\/strong\u003e -Ship or hand it over and wait for them to open their GOAT recognition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnjoy the performance\u003c\/strong\u003e - Custom GOAT song starts playing immediately and continues for 5-10 hours straight!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAchievement \u0026amp; Success Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for graduations, promotions, sports victories, or any time someone truly is the Greatest of All Time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAll-Occasion Prank Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Versatile enough for birthdays, thank you notes, congratulations, or any celebration that deserves endless GOAT recognition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSports \u0026amp; Competition Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal for athletes, gamers, competitors, or anyone who knows they're the G.O.A.T. in their field\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Greeting Cards for Friends\u003c\/strong\u003e - The ultimate way to tell someone they're amazing while subjecting them to hours of custom GOAT anthem music\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51695806382447,"sku":"GOAT-card","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-Goat.png?v=1778794113"},{"product_id":"endless-simcha-with-glitter","title":"Endless Simcha with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis Simcha card wrangles up a mazel tov that won't quit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eLooks like you've wrangled another simcha — so here's a card that celebrates it the only reasonable way: nonstop, until somebody pries the battery out. It looks like an ordinary greeting card right up until it opens, and then a custom country-western hoedown of a mazel tov kicks in and rides off into the sunset without you. Close the card? Still playing. Set it down? Still playing. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop — it loops even when closed, for hours, until the battery finally gives out. You can open it to test the song, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eAnd yes, there's a real song. We wrote it ourselves:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Well you did there, done it — mazel tov (mazel tov!)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNo you never went and quit it — mazel tov (mazel tov!)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eCircle up the wagons since ya had another simcha,\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eGet the banjo out, we'll wish you mazel tov.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt's a banjo-slinging, wagon-circling ode to every simcha worth hollering about — and it will be stuck in their head long after the party's over. Mazel Tov printed inside, glitter packed in for the truly brave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the song, sign it, then close it to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open it, the song loops nonstop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the music, glitter goes everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBar and bat mitzvahs\u003c\/strong\u003e — the coming-of-age milestone deserves a card that keeps celebrating long after they wish it would stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeddings and engagements\u003c\/strong\u003e — say mazel tov and then keep saying it, for hours, whether the happy couple likes it or not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny simcha worth the name\u003c\/strong\u003e — a new baby, a graduation, a new home, a big win. If it calls for a mazel tov, it calls for this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe person who thinks they've seen every card\u003c\/strong\u003e — they have not seen a cowboy sing them a banjo mazel tov.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included with all cards.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51807636717935,"sku":"Simcha","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-MazelTov.png?v=1778697844"},{"product_id":"endless-baby-shark-bag","title":"Endless Baby Shark Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis gift bag loops \"Baby Shark\" nonstop the moment it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eCool blue ombré on the outside, the one song no parent escapes on the inside. Drop a real gift in, and when they open the bag, \"Baby Shark\" starts looping — \u003cem\u003edoo doo doo doo doo doo\u003c\/em\u003e — and does not stop. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button closed, for hours until the battery dies. The gift that lodges the song in their head and won't let go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. The bag looks calm and innocent right up until it unleashes the catchiest, most inescapable tune ever recorded. A bag that keeps playing beats one that gets recycled by lunch — and it works for any occasion you want to make memorable and a little maddening. Put the real present inside and let the shark do its worst.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Bag Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the song loops non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Occasion\u003c\/strong\u003e — birthdays, congrats, or no reason beyond mischief.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eParents Who Survived the Baby Shark Years\u003c\/strong\u003e — welcome them right back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Gift for Kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll love it; the adults will not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and cue the shark.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8.5 Tall x 4 Deep x 8 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51807685902703,"sku":"Bag-Shark","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-BabyShark-Front_935cdd54-b9b1-4338-90ee-d1517564ebab.png?v=1778627960"},{"product_id":"endless-mom-mom-mom-mothers-day-bag","title":"Endless Mom, Mom, Mom Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis Mother's Day gift bag calls \"Mom, Mom, Mom\" nonstop once it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eA pretty pink bag covered in playful script — that's the setup. Put her real gift inside, and the moment Mom opens the bag, a voice starts calling for her: \"Mom, Mom, Mom,\" exactly the way she's heard it her whole life. It does not stop. It loops nonstop, even after she pinches the button shut, for hours until the battery dies. The gift that needs her attention as much as the kids always have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a sweet, sincere Mother's Day bag wrapped around the one sound every mom knows by heart — and it keeps going long enough to earn a laugh and an eye-roll at once. A bag that won't quit beats one she folds and stores in a closet. Put her real gift inside and let the bag say what the kids never stop saying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Bag Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the \"Mom, Mom, Mom\" loops non-stop — even if she re-closes the button — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe only way to stop it is to find the sound module inside and pull the battery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMother's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — the gift that calls her name as much as her kids do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMom's Birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — sweet, funny, and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePairing With the Mom, Mom, Mom Card\u003c\/strong\u003e — double the calling, double the laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and let it start calling for Mom.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8.5 Tall x 4 Deep x 8 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51807689671023,"sku":"Bag-Mom","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/MothersDay-Wow-Front.png?v=1778700929"},{"product_id":"endless-meowing-birthday-glitter-envelope","title":"Endless Meowing Birthday Glitter Envelope","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd hours of cats meowing 'Happy Birthday' to any card you send\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMost envelopes are background. This one is the gift. It's a 5×7 musical glitter-trap envelope that turns any birthday card into a small, weird, wonderful event. Slip in a card, seal the envelope, pull the tab on top, and you've armed it. The moment the recipient opens it, a person enthusiastically meowing \"Happy Birthday\" starts playing on a loop and a chunky glitter explosion deploys from inside. Then the meowing keeps going. For hours. Until the battery dies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt pairs perfectly with our endless musical birthday cards — drop one of our cards inside and they get a card playing one song \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e an envelope playing meowed birthday wishes simultaneously, which is more commitment than any standard card has ever attempted. But it works with any standard 5×7 birthday card, including ones you already have, picked out, or made yourself. The meows do all the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Envelope Works\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTest the sound.\u003c\/strong\u003e Open the envelope flap once to hear a sample of the meowed birthday song. This is safe mode — the envelope won't fully arm until later.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert the card.\u003c\/strong\u003e Place your birthday card inside (a Joker Greeting endless card pairs especially well; pull its tab now if you're using one).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSeal the envelope.\u003c\/strong\u003e Remove the adhesive cover strip on the flap, fold it down, and press to seal. It's self-sealing — no licking required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArm it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pull the tab on top of the envelope. The envelope is now armed with meows and a hidden glitter trap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDeliver.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand it over or mail it like any other envelope. The moment they pull \"LET IT RIP\" the glitter falls and when they lift the flap the meowing kicks in. The meowing keeps playing for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePair it with a Joker Greeting endless birthday card\u003c\/strong\u003e — a song from the card, meowed birthday wishes from the envelope, simultaneously. Maximum commitment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the cat person\u003c\/strong\u003e — the obvious one, and it works exactly as well as you'd hope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor a kid's birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — meowing is objectively funny to a child. They will request the envelope on loop for a week.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the friend who appreciates the absurd\u003c\/strong\u003e — meowed \"Happy Birthday\" is exactly the right amount of strange.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor someone you don't see often\u003c\/strong\u003e — long-distance birthdays where the envelope itself does the work of being there.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhen you've already picked out the card\u003c\/strong\u003e — you don't have to swap it. This envelope upgrades whatever you've already bought.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnvelope Specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFits any standard 5×7 greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSelf-sealing adhesive flap (no licking)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePlays a meowed \"Happy Birthday\" on a loop, for hours, until the battery dies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGlitter trap deploys when the recipient pulls \"LET IT RIP\" to open the envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSafe mode: hear a sample before sealing and arming\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52560645325167,"sku":"Cat-Envelope","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Cat-open.png?v=1778628358"},{"product_id":"endless-farting-all-occasion-glitter-envelope","title":"Endless Farting All Occasion Glitter Envelope","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAdd hours of farts and a glitter explosion to any card you send\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMost envelopes are background. This one is the gift. It's a 5×7 musical glitter-trap envelope that lets you weaponize any greeting card you already love — including yours. Slip in a card, seal the envelope, pull the tab, and you've armed it. The moment the recipient opens it, fart sounds start playing on a loop and a chunky glitter explosion deploys from inside. Then the farts keep going. For hours. Until the battery dies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt pairs perfectly with our endless musical cards — drop one of our Happy Birthday cards inside and they get a card that plays one song and an envelope that plays farts simultaneously, which is a level of commitment most cards never achieve. But it works with any standard 5×7 greeting card, including ones you already have, picked out, or made yourself. Birthdays, Father's Day, anniversaries, thank-yous, just-because — wherever a regular envelope would do, this one does considerably more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Envelope Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTest the sound.\u003c\/strong\u003e Open the envelope flap once to hear a sample of the fart sounds. This is safe mode — the envelope won't fully arm until later.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert the card.\u003c\/strong\u003e Place your greeting card inside (a Joker Greeting endless card pairs especially well; pull its tab now if you're using one).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSeal the envelope.\u003c\/strong\u003e Remove the adhesive cover strip on the flap, fold it down, and press to seal. It's self-sealing — no licking required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArm it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pull the tab on top of the envelope (the instructions tab). The envelope is now armed with farts and a hidden glitter trap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDeliver.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand it over or mail it like any other envelope (requires more postage). The moment they pull the tab \"Let it Rip\" the glitter falls and when they lift the flap the farts begin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePair it with a Joker Greeting endless card\u003c\/strong\u003e — one song from the card, fart loop from the envelope, simultaneously. Maximum commitment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor Dad\u003c\/strong\u003e — Father's Day, his birthday, or any day fart humor would land (which, in our experience, is most of them).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — works with any birthday card, ours or otherwise. The envelope makes the standard card unforgettable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnniversaries, thank-yous, congratulations\u003c\/strong\u003e — wherever a polite card would be expected, this one delivers something else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor your prankster friend\u003c\/strong\u003e — slip it inside a perfectly ordinary card from anyone else's catalog. The envelope is the whole gag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhen you've already bought the card\u003c\/strong\u003e — you don't have to throw out the card you already picked. 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