{"title":"All Greeting Cards","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoker Greeting crafts the ultimate musical prank cards that blast tunes nonstop even when closed—until the battery dies\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJoker Greeting started in 2015 (yes we have the patent on this, no joke)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"joker-birthday-card-with-glitter-white","title":"Endless Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe most elegant birthday card you'll ever weaponize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBeautiful script. Clean white card. Tasteful enough to seem like the classy choice on the shelf. The cover reads \"Happy Birthday,\" the inside reads \"Forever\" — and that's the whole tell. Because the moment they open this refined little card, a loud, cheerful \"Happy Birthday\" song starts playing on a loop and refuses to stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis was the very first endless card we ever made — over a decade ago, the one that started the whole company. It still looks like the polite option right up until it doesn't. The recipient will almost certainly text you \"what did you DO?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and shelved, this one keeps singing for hours. For any birthday, any age, anyone who'd appreciate the contrast between how nice it looks and how long it lasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"I got you a nice card\" fake-out\u003c\/strong\u003e — hand it over looking sincere. Let the song do the rest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor someone with good taste\u003c\/strong\u003e — the design earns the open. The song earns the memory.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, when an elegant card feels right and a prank feels better.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — looks grown-up and thoughtful, plays for hours; the best of both.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLong-distance birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — mail it like any tasteful card; the surprise carries fine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996146761892,"sku":"White-BDAY","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-White.png?v=1778627302"},{"product_id":"joker-congratulations-card","title":"Endless Congratulations with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Musical Congratulations Card with Hidden Glitter Surprise\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're celebrating a graduation, promotion, or any major milestone, this prank greeting card combines heartfelt congratulations with playful humor. The recipient will appreciate the surprise and soon realize the card’s persistence adds a fun, ongoing challenge that keeps the celebration lively.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIdeas of When to Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGraduation celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Honor academic achievements with a card that keeps the party going long after the ceremony ends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJob promotions and new career milestones\u003c\/strong\u003e - Congratulate professional success with endless musical entertainment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePersonal accomplishments and life victories\u003c\/strong\u003e - Celebrate fitness goals, personal bests, and major life achievements\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTeam celebrations and group recognition\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for office parties, sports victories, and group congratulations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51809287045487,"sku":"Congrats-Ribbon","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Congrats-Ribbon-ripped.png?v=1778697740"},{"product_id":"joker-thinking-of-you-macarena","title":"Endless Macarena Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Macarena Musical Glitter Card \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThe Macarena isn't just a song - it's a cultural phenomenon that instantly transports people back to the ultimate dance party era. This card taps into that infectious energy, making it impossible for recipients to hear the song without at least thinking about doing the dance moves (even if they resist actually doing them).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSetting Up Your Macarena Dance Party:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign and prepare safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - The card is completely safe to open, write in, and prepare before activation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove the tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - Pull the small tab from the spine of the card to arm the endless Macarena music feature\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGive the card\u003c\/strong\u003e - Hand it over and wait for them to open their dance party invitation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLet the dancing begin\u003c\/strong\u003e - The iconic Macarena starts playing immediately and continues for 5-10 hours straight!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect Greeting Card For Many Occasions \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday \u0026amp; Celebration Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Turn any birthday or special occasion into an unforgettable dance party with endless Macarena that plays for hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThank You Musical Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Show gratitude with a twist by giving a thank you card that literally makes them want to dance (whether they want to or not)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAll-Occasion Prank Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for any celebration that could use more energy, more dancing, and definitely more Macarena in their life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eParty \u0026amp; Dance Themed Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal for dance lovers, 90s music fans, or anyone who believes every moment is a good time to celebrate with the Macarena\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996569272484,"sku":"Macarena-Card","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Celebration-Macarena-ripped.png?v=1778700643"},{"product_id":"joker-im-sorry-card","title":"Endless I'm Sorry With Glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Musical I'm Sorry Card with Hidden Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes saying sorry requires more than words - it requires persistence, creativity, and just the right amount of playful annoyance to break through. This card does exactly that, turning your apology into an experience they'll never forget.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup Sorry Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple 3-Step Activation:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - Keep the tab intact while writing your personal apology message inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove Tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - With the card closed or placed in envelope, pull the tab from the spine when ready to activate the endless musical apology\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent \u0026amp; Enjoy\u003c\/strong\u003e - Once the recipient opens the card, it begins its hours-long musical \"I'm Sorry So Sorry\" serenade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eIdeas on when to use Sorry Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelationship Apologies\u003c\/strong\u003e - Turn awkward apologies into memorable moments with this endlessly musical peace offering that shows you care (and have humor)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFriend Reconciliation\u003c\/strong\u003e - Mend friendships with a sorry card that literally won't stop apologizing until you're both laughing about the situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Mishaps\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for workplace apologies when you need to say sorry for small mistakes in a lighthearted, memorable way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSibling Disputes\u003c\/strong\u003e - The ultimate \"sorry not sorry\" card for family members who appreciate pranks alongside genuine apologies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996549775524,"sku":"Sorry-Card","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Sorry-Sucker.png?v=1778712494"},{"product_id":"joker-birthday-recordable-card-w-confetti","title":"Endless Birthday Recordable Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe endless musical card — but you record the song\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor every other card in our catalog, we picked the song. For this one, you do. Record up to 30 seconds of audio directly into the card — your voice, a song, a sound effect, an inside joke, an impression, a serenade, a confession, anything. When they open the card, your recording loops non-stop and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the card we made for the songs we couldn't make ourselves. We've had customers ask for years if we'd make a card playing a specific song — sometimes a famous one we can't license (we made a video recently using \"Pocketful of Sunshine\" from \u003cem\u003eEasy A\u003c\/em\u003e, and the requests haven't stopped). Now you can. Whatever song they'd recognize from the first three notes, whatever song was \u003cem\u003eyours\u003c\/em\u003e — the wedding song, the road-trip song, the one from the summer you met, the one that's just an inside joke between the two of you — record it, send it, let it play. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps playing your message for hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Recordable Endless Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRecord.\u003c\/strong\u003e Open the card and press and hold the \"Press Here\" button. After the beep, you have up to 30 seconds. Release the button to stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReview.\u003c\/strong\u003e Tap the button quickly to play back what you recorded. Don't love it? Press and hold again to re-record from scratch — as many times as you need.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArm it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Once your recording is right, sign the card, insert it into the envelope, and pull the tab from the spine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLoop.\u003c\/strong\u003e When the recipient opens the card and presses the button, your recording loops non-stop — even if they close it or press the button again — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlitter trap.\u003c\/strong\u003e If they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for What to Record\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe song that's \u003cem\u003eyours\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e — the wedding song, the road-trip song, the one playing the first time you met, the one that's an inside joke nobody else would get. The song they'd recognize from the first three notes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA song you can't buy as a card\u003c\/strong\u003e — that one specific song that means something to them; the one no greeting card company would ever license.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA personal serenade\u003c\/strong\u003e — sing \"Happy Birthday\" yourself. Off-key is funnier. They'll keep it forever.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA message from far away\u003c\/strong\u003e — for grandparents, long-distance friends, or anyone you wish you could be there in person for.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — record them singing, laughing, or yelling \"Happy Birthday Grandma!\" on a loop. It will absolutely make her cry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — every coworker records one line. Stitched together, it becomes the greatest birthday card the recipient has ever opened.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996134441124,"sku":"Recordable-BDAY","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Recordable_9cb95aa4-717f-407e-8851-3901f0fe7f70.png?v=1778629960"},{"product_id":"birthday-screamer-with-confetti","title":"Endless Screamer Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt doesn't sing. It screams. Every 30 seconds. For hours.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMost musical cards play a song. This one screams every 30 seconds. It takes a pause and Thirty seconds later, another one. And another. For hours, until the battery dies. It's the only card in our catalog designed not to entertain, but to keep the recipient on edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover is a striking black-and-white \"Happy Birthday\" in dripping paint-style lettering — and the \u003cem\u003eart\u003c\/em\u003e sets the tone before they ever open it. They'll know something's off. Then they open it. And they wait. And then they scream. The recipient will absolutely text you \"WHAT did you send me?!\" — which might actually start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps haunting them for hours. For horror fans, prank veterans, and anyone whose birthday could use a little jump-scare energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA note on who this card is for: it's loud and designed to startle. We'd skip it for kids, anyone easily spooked, and anyone with anxiety or heart conditions. For everyone else who can take a scare — it's our most committed prank card.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, a loud scream plays every 30 seconds — even if they close it — and keeps going for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the screaming, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor October birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — Halloween-week birthdays were practically designed for this card. Scary-movie season, scary card, perfect alignment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the horror fan\u003c\/strong\u003e — they collect the genre. Now they're in it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the prank veteran\u003c\/strong\u003e — the friend who's already received every prank card you've ever sent. This one resets the bar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — a scream every 30 seconds from a desk drawer is the kind of workplace event that becomes a long-running story.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor someone who scares easily\u003c\/strong\u003e — affectionately. Maybe send a warning text first. Or don't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35628454707364,"sku":"Scream-BDAY","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Scream.png?v=1778626851"},{"product_id":"bachelor-party-greeting-card","title":"Endless NSFW Moaning Congrats Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHilarious Bachelor Party Prank Card That Plays Nonstop Adult Sounds for Hours Until Battery Dies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInspired by Hollywood's Most Famous Scene\u003c\/strong\u003e Remember the iconic \"When Harry Met Sally\" restaurant scene? Our NSFW card captures that same energy with endless adult sound loops that play continuously for 3-6 hours straight. It's the perfect blend of nostalgia, humor, and shock value that will have everyone at the bachelor party talking!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eWarning: This is not for kids. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple 4-Step Activation for Adult Entertainment:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Your Card\u003c\/strong\u003e - Write your message while the safety tab remains in place (card is safe to handle)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlace in Envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e  then remove tab from spine to arm your hilarious adult surprise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent and Enjoy\u003c\/strong\u003e - Give to your recipient and watch the endless NSFW entertainment begin when opened; or wait for the text message or phone call. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect \u003cem\u003eThose\u003c\/em\u003e occasions \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBachelor Party Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - The ultimate gag gift that delivers hours of hilarious adult entertainment with endless NSFW sound loops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdult Birthday Surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for friends with a great sense of humor who appreciate cheeky, boundary-pushing musical greeting cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGroom Gifts \u0026amp; Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Create unforgettable pre-wedding memories with this outrageously funny card that plays for 3-6 hours straight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdult Prank Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal for adults who love good-natured pranks and aren't easily embarrassed by playful, mature humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eValentines \u003c\/strong\u003e- We have sent many for Valentines day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/ht_meg_ryan_billy_crystal_when_harry_met_sally_jc_140711_16x9_992_480x480.jpg?v=1596485956\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":34014550687879,"sku":"NSFW-Congrats","price":11.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/NSFW-Congrats.png?v=1778698334"},{"product_id":"valentines-day-card","title":"Endless I Love You Glitter \u0026 Stickers","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Love You Musical Card with Glitter Surprise and Stickers - Loops every 90 seconds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRecommended for people who appreciate romantic humor. This card includes a special \"Pull for Surprise\" strip inside that reveals a second romantic surprise - a delightful explosion of large glitter and adorable heart-shaped stickers featuring messages like \"Hug Me,\" \"Only You,\" \"Kiss Me,\" and \"Love You.\" It's like getting two romantic gestures in one perfectly persistent package!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup I Love You Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple 4-Step Love Activation:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - Keep the tab intact while writing your personal love message inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove Tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - With the card closed or placed in envelope, pull the tab from the spine when ready to activate the endless love serenade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent \u0026amp; Enjoy\u003c\/strong\u003e - Once your valentine opens the card, the love song begins its hours-long romantic performance; pausing for 90 seconds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBonus Romance\u003c\/strong\u003e - Recipient can pull the special \"Pull for Surprise\" strip inside the card to reveal hidden large glitter and adorable romantic stickers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect For Many Occasions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eValentine's Day Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Give your valentine the gift that keeps on singing... and singing... and singing for 10 hours of endless love declarations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnniversary Surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for couples who want to test if their love can survive something truly annoying (spoiler: if they survive this card, they're keepers!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRomantic Apologies\u003c\/strong\u003e - When \"I'm sorry\" needs backup singers that literally won't stop until they're forgiven (or the battery dies)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFirst Date Follow-ups\u003c\/strong\u003e - Send a clear message about your intentions with a card that's as persistent as your feelings (use with caution!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996763160740,"sku":"Love-You","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Valentine-Love_2c8d08e7-d4e4-4441-a02d-5f9515c15dab.png?v=1778712206"},{"product_id":"mothers-day-heart-confetti","title":"Endless Baby Cry Mother's Day Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMusical Mother's Day Prank Card With Glitter That Plays Baby Crying Sound for Hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGive mom the gift that keeps on crying! This Mother's Day prank card plays an endless baby crying for hours once you remove the tab. Perfect for new moms, payback gifts, or celebrating the chaos of motherhood – plus hidden glitter releases if ripped apart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen to Give This Mother's Day Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMother's Day gag gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect funny gift for moms who love a good laugh and fun surprises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBaby shower prank gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Great way to celebrate new parents with humor and giggles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThank you cards for mothers\u003c\/strong\u003e - Sweet way to show appreciation with a musical twist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRevenge gifts for parents\u003c\/strong\u003e - Fun payback present for grown kids wanting harmless pranks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMother's Day party entertainment\u003c\/strong\u003e - Great conversation starter that brings families together with laughter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996610035876,"sku":"MothersDay G","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/MothersDay-Floral.png?v=1777668772"},{"product_id":"copy-of-joker-endless-birthday-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe original endless birthday card — and it does not quit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover says \"Happy Birthday to You!\" The inside says \"Forever.\" And it means it. This is the card that looks like a beautifully designed birthday greeting right up until the moment they open it — and a loud, cheerful \"Happy Birthday\" song starts playing on a loop and won't stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWe've made this card for over a decade. It's the one that started it all, now with an updated look but the same relentless cheer underneath. The recipient will almost certainly text you \"what did you DO?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and recycled, this one keeps singing for hours. For any birthday, any age, anyone who deserves to have their day celebrated whether they like it or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFamily birthday parties\u003c\/strong\u003e — the card that becomes the running joke at every birthday after.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — cheerful enough to seem nice, relentless enough to take over the whole floor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, the ones that deserve a little extra commitment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"we picked it out ourselves,\" which is exactly the problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLast-minute or long-distance\u003c\/strong\u003e — mail it like any normal card; the surprise travels just fine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996148400292,"sku":"RED-BDAY-G","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Red_a5c4274e-f1af-46bc-bb1a-0497b02c6aec.png?v=1778622983"},{"product_id":"copy-of-joker-endless-blue-birthday-with-glitter","title":"Endless Birthday with No Glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #f1c232;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eEndless Blue Birthday Musical Greeting Card – Hilarious Prank That Plays for Hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003eCelebrate birthdays with a side of chaos. The \u003cem data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"403\"\u003eEndless Blue Birthday Musical Greeting Card\u003c\/em\u003e by Joker Greeting is more than just a card — it’s a non-stop party. Designed to look like a normal birthday card, it plays a cheerful birthday tune when opened… but here’s the twist: once the activation tab is removed, it loops the music endlessly until the battery dies \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis card has no glitter inside when it is broken like our other cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003eGag gift lovers who want their card to \u003cem data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e be remembered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1090\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003eBirthdays for friends, family, coworkers — all ages welcome\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1220\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1154\" data-end=\"1220\"\u003eOffice parties, birthday pranks, or anyone who “loves” surprises\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eThose tired of boring greeting cards and ready for chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996095545508,"sku":"Blue-BDAY","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Blue.png?v=1778626733"},{"product_id":"copy-of-endless-thank-you-card-golden-girls-song","title":"Endless Thank You Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Golden Girls Musical Thank You Card with Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTransform any thank you moment into an unforgettable Golden Girls experience with this endless musical greeting card from Joker Greeting. This isn't just any ordinary card - it's a delightful prank gift that plays the iconic Golden Girls theme song continuously for hours once activated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eIdeas of When to Use it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGolden Girls Fans\u003c\/strong\u003e - Nostalgic musical greeting card featuring the beloved theme song\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThank You Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Express gratitude with an endless musical surprise that plays for hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday Pranks\u003c\/strong\u003e - Harmless gift that combines sentiment with good-natured humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFriend Appreciation\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect way to thank someone for being a good friend with a twist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📮\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996748710052,"sku":"TY-Glitter","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Friend.png?v=1778692490"},{"product_id":"endless-dog-bark-birthday-with-glitter","title":"Endless Barking Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt doesn't sing \"Happy Birthday.\" It just barks. For hours.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover says \"Yappy Birthday.\" The inside hopes you have a \"bark-tastic day.\" And then they open it — and a dog starts barking. Not a song. Not a tune. Just relentless, joyful, inescapable barking that loops and does not stop. It's the most annoying birthday card we make, and that is entirely the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe recipient will almost certainly text you \"what IS this?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. It's the kind of card that gets a laugh first and a groan about four minutes later, when they realize there's no off switch. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps barking for hours. For any dog lover who can take a joke, and anyone whose birthday could use a little harmless chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e(H2)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the barking loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e(H2)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the dog person in your life\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll recognize the sound immediately. They'll laugh anyway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the friend who deserves a little payback\u003c\/strong\u003e — affectionately, of course.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — barking from a desk drawer all afternoon is its own kind of gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — picked it out themselves, naturally, and find it hilarious.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDog-themed birthday parties\u003c\/strong\u003e — the party favor nobody asked for and everybody remembers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996049113252,"sku":"yappy-bday","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Yappy.png?v=1778624689"},{"product_id":"endless-fathers-day-baby-cry","title":"Endless Baby Crying Father's Day With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis innocent-looking Father's Day card plays a baby crying — and Dad can't make it stop\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEvery dad knows the sound. The 3 a.m. cry. The car-seat cry. The cry that won't quit no matter what you try. Whether he's a brand-new dad still living it or a grandpa who remembers it all too well, this Father's Day card brings it right back. The card looks ordinary, but the moment he opens it, a baby starts crying — and doesn't stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the kind of card that gets a reaction. He'll almost certainly text you \"what did you send me?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps reminding him you're there. For new dads, grandpas, and anyone in between who deserves a Father's Day card completely different from all the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce Dad opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if he closes it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf Dad tries to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35981806567588,"sku":"Happy-Panda","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/FathersDay-Bear.png?v=1778799454"},{"product_id":"endless-halloween-card","title":"Endless Halloween Scream Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHalloween Prank Card - Screams Every 90 Seconds with Hidden Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs it defective or haunted? Your victim will have no idea what's going on...and that's exactly the point! This Halloween card lets out blood-curdling screams every 90 seconds for at least 3 hours (sometimes up to 6 hours if the spirits are feeling extra spiteful).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will play every 90 seconds\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis card will scream for at least 3 hours (sometimes 6) close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas of When to Use it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHalloween prank gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - for friends who think they're brave until 2 AM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Halloween parties\u003c\/strong\u003e - for that coworker who needs a wake-up call every 90 seconds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHalloween party favors\u003c\/strong\u003e - for hosts who want their guests to remember this party forever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpooky birthday gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - for October babies who live for year-round Halloween thrills\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996519399588,"sku":"Halloween-G","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Halloween-Pumpkins.png?v=1778782695"},{"product_id":"endless-punk-rock-birthday","title":"Endless Punk Rock Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis punk rock birthday card sings \"Happy Birthday\" — and won't stop until the battery dies\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt looks like a normal birthday card: a punk rock T-Rex with a flaming orange mohawk on the front, \"Hope it's Dino-Mite\" on the inside. But the second it opens, it rips into a punk rock version of \"Happy Birthday\" on an endless loop — no off switch, no mercy. Close it, stuff it in a drawer, hide it under a couch cushion: it keeps playing for hours until the battery finally gives out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. Everyone expects a card to get read once and tossed. This one keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text — which is half the fun, and sometimes the start of a whole conversation. It's the kind of gift people actually remember, whether it's for a dinosaur-obsessed kid or an adult who deserves a little birthday chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the dino fan of any age\u003c\/strong\u003e — kids love the cover, adults love the leather jacket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the music friend\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll appreciate a card that takes \"Happy Birthday\" seriously enough to amplify it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays for someone young at heart\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, any year that calls for a little extra noise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — the dinosaur sells itself, and the song does the rest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — louder than the standard card, exactly as long as the standard meeting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996618588324,"sku":"Punk-Rock","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Punk.png?v=1778626194"},{"product_id":"endless-anniversary-with-glitter","title":"Endless Anniversary Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eEndless Musical Anniversary Card with Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRecommended for couples who appreciate anniversary humor and won't mind several hours of cheerful musical reminders about the enduring nature of their commitment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup Anniversary card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple 3-Step Activation:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - Keep the tab intact while writing your personal anniversary message inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove Tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - With the card closed or placed in envelope, pull the tab from the spine when ready to activate the endless anniversary celebration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent \u0026amp; Enjoy\u003c\/strong\u003e - Once the recipient opens the card, the \"Happy Anniversary\" song begins its hours-long tribute to lasting love. \u003cspan\u003eLoops for 5-10 hours until battery dies\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect For Many Occasions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWedding Anniversaries\u003c\/strong\u003e - Celebrate years of marital bliss with a card that plays just as long as you've been together... well, almost (it only lasts 10 hours)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelationship Milestones\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for dating anniversaries when you want to test if your partner can handle something annoying for hours (great relationship test!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone Anniversary Parties\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal for couples celebrating 10, 25, or 50 years together who need a reminder that some things really do go on forever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnniversary Gifts for Parents\u003c\/strong\u003e - Give mom and dad a card that's almost as persistent as their love... and their stories about \"the good old days\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35995986460836,"sku":"Anniversary-Rose","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Anniversary2-ripped.png?v=1710975277"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-farts-with-glitter","title":"Endless Birthday Farts Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe cover wishes a happy birthday. The inside calls them an old fart. The card proves it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe front says \"Have a Very Happy Birthday\" in bright, sincere lettering. The inside reads \"You Old Fart.\" And the moment they open it, the card starts playing fart sounds — not a song, not a melody, just relentlessly enthusiastic farts on a loop, refusing to stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's juvenile, it's joyful, and it's funny for the same reason it was funny when you were eight. The recipient will almost certainly laugh, then text you \"are you SERIOUS?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and tossed, this one keeps performing for hours. Works for dads, moms, kids, friends, and any birthday person who knows a good fart joke when they hear one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the fart sounds loop non-stop — even if they close it — and play for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor Dad's birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — the joke he's been telling since you were born, finally returned with interest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor Mom's birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — yes, really. The \"you old fart\" angle works on anyone who can take a joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — they will think this is the funniest card ever made. They will be correct.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 40th, 50th, 60th, any year that earns \"old fart\" status with affection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — a few minutes of this clears the conference room faster than a fire drill.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996105343140,"sku":"bday-farts","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Fart.png?v=1778626297"},{"product_id":"endless-mom-mommy-mamma-card","title":"Endless Mom Mother's Card with glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Mom Mommy Mamma Musical Mother's Day Card with Hidden Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery mom has heard \"mom, mommy, mamma\" about a million times, right? This card just gives her a few more million. It's the perfect mix of sweet and mildly annoying - she'll laugh, groan, and probably start planning her revenge gift for your next birthday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIdeas of When to Use it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMother's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e - Give Mom the endless serenade she truly deserves with this continuous loop musical greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMom's birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect endless musical card for mothers who appreciate humor and memorable surprises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTeacher appreciation gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Great prank gift for the mom who's also a teacher and needs a good laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNew mom celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal musical greeting card for friends who just became moms and love funny gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996603973796,"sku":"Endless-mom-mom-mom","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/MothersDay-Bath_3a5264e7-1b1d-433d-94d8-cb9e3b273a38.png?v=1777594385"},{"product_id":"endless-thanksgiving-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thanksgiving Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe Thanksgiving Feast That Never Ends - Musical Turkey Card with Glitter Gravy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMake them truly grateful (that batteries eventually die) with this Joker Greeting Thanksgiving card! Once opened, it serves up 3+ hours of festive Thanksgiving music - that's longer than cooking the turkey, eating dinner, and the food coma combined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOccasions used for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNovember Birthday Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Birthday prank for anyone born during turkey season\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40349513810084,"sku":"Thanksgiving","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanksgiving-Feast.png?v=1778700513"},{"product_id":"endless-hanukkah-with-glitter","title":"Endless Hanukkah Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Prank Hanukkah Greeting Card - Plays a Hanukkah Song for Hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis musical Hanukkah card plays the a Hanukkah song we designed. Perfect for turning any Hanukkah gathering into an unforgettable musical experience. The ideal way to keep the Festival of Lights spinning all night long!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLyrics to the song:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"When they lit up the Menorah light they thought the oil would only last one night, but then by miracle it kept on burning bright...5,6,7, yes it keeps on going, it goes all day and night, yes it keeps on going, the bright Hanukkah light\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas of When to Use it \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHanukkah gifts and Festival of Lights cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Musical Hanukkah card for family celebrations and holiday parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJewish holiday gifts and Hanukkah party cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Funny Hanukkah card perfect for gift exchanges and seasonal greetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHanukkah present ideas and dreidel song cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Unique holiday card combining traditional music with festive celebration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFestival of Lights gifts and Hanukkah surprise cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Creative card for friends and family who appreciate holiday humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40349565616292,"sku":"Hanukkah","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Hannukah-Menorah.png?v=1778794244"},{"product_id":"endless-mariachi-birthday-with-glitter","title":"Endless Mariachi Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA mariachi serenade in card form — surprise serenade included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover stars two mariachi musicians mid-song with a giant \"Happy Birthday!\" speech bubble. 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For any birthday that could use a serenade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the music lover\u003c\/strong\u003e — give them a tiny band that lives in an envelope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor someone who loves a good toast\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"¡Salud!\" inside, mariachi outside, perfect handoff.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, anywhere a serenade earns its keep.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — the musicians on the cover sell it before they even hear the song.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40657283580068,"sku":"BDAY-Mariachi","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Mariachi.png?v=1778626401"},{"product_id":"endless-never-gonna-give-you-up-valentines","title":"Endless Never Gonna Give you Up Valentines Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe world's only non-digital Rickroll, now a Valentine that lasts forever\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor nearly two decades, every Rickroll has lived on a screen. This Valentine breaks the rules. The cover reads \"My Heart Skips a Beat When I'm With You\" — sincere. The inside reads \"Happy Valentine's Day Forever.\" And the moment they open it, Rick Astley starts singing \"Never Gonna Give You Up\" — and doesn't stop. Officially licensed. Physically mailable. The most committed Valentine they've ever received.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the kind of card that gets a reaction. They'll almost certainly text you \"are you kidding me?!\" — which might even start a conversation. And the lyrics actually fit: \u003cem\u003enever gonna give you up, never gonna let you down\u003c\/em\u003e. Sweet, technically. Hilarious, actually. Unlike a paper Valentine that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps singing for hours. For anyone who knows the meme, gets the joke, and deserves to be Rickrolled the way it was meant to be done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor your Valentine\u003c\/strong\u003e — the partner who'll groan, laugh, and keep it on the fridge for a month.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor your situationship\u003c\/strong\u003e — commit harder than they're ready for. 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This thank-you card breaks the rules. The cover shows a pug in sunglasses with \"thank you\" right on the lenses. The inside reads \"Forever... in Dog Years.\" And the moment they open it, Rick Astley starts singing \"Never Gonna Give You Up\" — and doesn't stop. Officially licensed. Physically mailable. The most committed thank-you they've ever received.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the kind of card that gets a reaction. They'll almost certainly text you \"are you kidding me?!\" — which might even start a conversation. And it actually fits the occasion: \u003cem\u003enever gonna give you up, never gonna let you down\u003c\/em\u003e. The lyrics work as a real thank-you, just with extra commitment. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and tucked in a drawer, this one keeps singing for hours. For anyone who knows the meme, gets the joke, and deserves an upgrade from a regular thank-you note.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor someone who went above and beyond\u003c\/strong\u003e — a regular thank-you doesn't cover it. 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Make sure they know.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJust because\u003c\/strong\u003e — the friend who deserves it, with no particular occasion attached.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41350006571172,"sku":"TY-Rick","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Rickroll-Thanks.png?v=1778695390"},{"product_id":"endless-woofing-christmas","title":"Endless Woofing Christmas Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Woofing Christmas Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eDog-Gone Clever Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our \u003cstrong\u003eendless musical greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e features Joker Greeting's signature endless-play feature, ensuring the woofing Christmas carols continue for 3-10 hours until the battery naturally expires. And here's the genius part – if someone tries to silence the musical mayhem by breaking the card, they'll trigger our hidden chunky glitter surprise that creates an even bigger mess!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Perfect Howling Holiday Setup:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Your Sentiments\u003c\/strong\u003e - Write your heartfelt Christmas message inside the card while the tab is intact (it's completely safe to open and sign)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnvelope and Seal\u003c\/strong\u003e - Place the signed card in the included envelope, remove the tab from the spine,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery and Activation\u003c\/strong\u003e - Send the card to recipient; when they open the card it will begin to play nonstop. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnjoy the Howling\u003c\/strong\u003e - Watch as \"Deck the Halls\" plays with dog barks and howls for 3-10 hours straight until the battery naturally expires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlain white envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-lg font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-1.5\"\u003ePerfect Occasions for Woofing Mayhem\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎄 Christmas Morning Surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e Open this card during Christmas morning gift exchanges and let the whole family enjoy hours of background woofing while unwrapping presents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🏢 Office Holiday Parties\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing says \"Happy Holidays\" like a card that won't stop barking Christmas carols in the break room for the rest of the workday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Dog Lover Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e For that friend who has 47 photos of their dog on their phone and refers to themselves as \"dog mom\" or \"dog dad.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e😈 Sibling Revenge\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect payback for that family member who still owes you for last year's prank. 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For anyone who knows the meme, lived through the era, and deserves to be Rickrolled the way it was meant to be done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays of all ages\u003c\/strong\u003e — friends, family, coworkers, anyone who'd appreciate getting Rickrolled in real life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — the conference-room Rickroll that won't end until someone gives up and removes the battery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, anyone old enough to remember the original era.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the meme-literate\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll see the cover, hear the first note, and immediately know they've been had.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAs a gag gift on its own\u003c\/strong\u003e — funny enough to be the gift, not just the card on top of it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41496613486756,"sku":"BDAY-Rick","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Rickroll-Birthday.png?v=1778627430"},{"product_id":"endless-meowy-valentines","title":"Endless Meowy Valentines With Glitter","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMusical Cat Valentine's Card That Plays \"Meowy Valentine's Day\" Song Endlessly Until Battery Dies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're celebrating with a longtime partner, surprising a friend, or simply want to create an unforgettable Valentine's memory, this endless musical card delivers purr-fection in every meow. 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The endless Carol of the Bells will have everyone frantically searching for the mystery holiday choir. Give the gift that keeps on caroling... and sparkling! 🐱🎄✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll cards ship with a plain white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e🌟 \u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Morning Surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e - Great for cat lovers who enjoy holiday music and a good laugh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eHoliday Office Parties\u003c\/strong\u003e - Everyone will remember the card that won't stop playing festive carols\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e🏠 \u003cstrong\u003eSecret Santa Exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for that coworker who has cat photos all over their cubicle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e🎅 \u003cstrong\u003eHoliday Hostess Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Fun way to thank hosts who love cats and appreciate musical pranks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42395867414692,"sku":"Happy-Holiday","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Holiday-cat-greeting-card.png?v=1753396068"},{"product_id":"endless-pinata-birthday-with-sticker-and-glitter","title":"Endless Piñata Birthday Card with Glitter and Sticker Surprise","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe closest thing to a piñata you can put in an envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou know the moment. You're at the restaurant, it's someone's birthday, and a mariachi band materializes at the table. Everyone laughs. The band keeps playing. You smile, a little longer. They keep playing. That moment — the one that gets funnier the longer it lasts — is what this card delivers, except instead of three minutes at dinner, it lasts hours. Open the card and a cheerful mariachi tune kicks in on a loop and won't stop. Then they spot a tab labeled \"PULL HERE FOR PRIZES INSIDE.\" Nobody has ever seen that label and not pulled it. They'll pull it. Glitter and a handful of birthday stickers spill out. Because a real piñata doesn't just play music — it pays out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe song does the long work; the prize pull does the moment. The recipient will almost certainly laugh and text you \"what did you send me?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps celebrating for hours. For any birthday that deserves a serenade, a surprise, and a small handful of prizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the mariachi song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInside the card, a tab labeled \"PULL HERE FOR PRIZES INSIDE\" releases a glitter spill and a set of five birthday stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside the \"Pull Here for Prizes\" Tab\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA chunky glitter spill and five colorful birthday stickers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHappy Birthday to Me\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the birthday person, claimed and self-administered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYou Are Awesome!!!\u003c\/strong\u003e — three exclamation points, no notes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eParty Animal\u003c\/strong\u003e — a balloon-dog wearing sunglasses, because of course.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHooray\u003c\/strong\u003e — a thumb-up and a party hat, the most universal birthday verb.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal 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The high-quality sound system delivers \"This is the card that never ends\" for 5-10 hours, while the hidden glitter surprise ensures that any attempts to destroy their musical destiny result in a spectacular sparkling cosmic event.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup Prank Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSetting Up Your Mystical Musical Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign and prepare safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - The card is completely safe to open, write in, and prepare before activation - the future is still changeable at this point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove the tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - Pull the small tab from the spine of the card to arm the endless fortune telling music feature\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGive the card\u003c\/strong\u003e - Hand it over and wait for them to discover their musical destiny\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWatch the prophecy unfold\u003c\/strong\u003e - \"This is the card that never ends\" starts playing immediately and continues for 5-10 hours straight!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect For Many Occasions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAll-Occasion Prank Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for birthdays, thank you notes, congratulations, or any occasion that could use some mystical musical mayhem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFortune \u0026amp; Future Themed Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal for anyone interested in mysticism, fortune telling, crystal balls, or cosmic humor that literally never ends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMusical Greeting Cards with a Twist\u003c\/strong\u003e - The ultimate card for people who believe the future holds endless entertainment (whether they want it or not)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Cards for Friends \u0026amp; Family\u003c\/strong\u003e - Great for anyone who deserves to have their fortune told through 5-10 hours of continuous musical prophecy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511126036644,"sku":"FortuneTeller","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-Mystery.png?v=1778783658"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-dad-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Dad Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis innocent-looking card says \"thank you, Dad\" — over and over and over again\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSome dads don't hear \"thank you\" often enough. This card fixes that — permanently. It looks like an ordinary card, but the moment Dad opens it, it starts looping \"Dad, Dad, Dad, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy\" non-stop and won't quit. It's a thank-you he physically cannot ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the kind of card that gets a reaction. Dad will almost certainly text you \"what did you send me?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps reminding him you're there and you're grateful. For anyone who wants to thank Dad in a way he'll never forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce Dad opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if he closes it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf Dad tries to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFather's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — show Dad he's always on your mind with an endlessly repeating \"Dad, Dad, Dad.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDad's birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — a prank gift that combines genuine thanks with good-natured fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThank-you gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — when you want to thank Dad in a way he'll never forget (or stop hearing).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGag gift for dads\u003c\/strong\u003e — a harmless joke gift that keeps going, and makes a memory in the process.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511138980004,"sku":"Bananas","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Dad.png?v=1778692687"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-mom-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Mom Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eEndless \"Mom, Mom, Mom\" Musical Thank You Card with Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis musical thank you card takes saying \"Mom\" to a whole new level by repeating it endlessly once activated. Whether it's Mother's Day, her birthday, or you just want to remind mom how much she means to you, this card delivers your message loud, clear (and repeatedly).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIdeas of When to Use it \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"553\" data-start=\"166\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"278\" data-start=\"166\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"190\" data-start=\"168\"\u003eMother’s Day Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e – A fun way to show Mom she’s on your mind… with a card that won’t stop saying “Mom\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"366\" data-start=\"279\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"299\" data-start=\"281\"\u003eMom’s Birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e – A lighthearted gift that’s part thank you, part nonstop laughter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"454\" data-start=\"367\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"394\" data-start=\"369\"\u003eFunny Thank You Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e – Say thanks in a way she’ll remember—and hear—for hours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"553\" data-start=\"455\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"479\" data-start=\"457\"\u003eGag Gifts for Moms\u003c\/strong\u003e – Plays on repeat until the battery dies. Funny, harmless, unforgettable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511216083108,"sku":"TY-mom","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Mom.png?v=1777669793"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-grandparent-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Grandparent Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Entertainer Musical Thank You Card for Grandparents with Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis thank you card brings Scott Joplin's beloved \"The Entertainer\" to life with endless playback that will transport grandparents back to the golden age of ragtime piano. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're thanking them for their wisdom, celebrating their birthday, or just want to fill their home with the cheerful melody they grew up loving, this card delivers hours of classic entertainment. The familiar ragtime rhythm creates a joyful atmosphere that perfectly captures how grandparents have been the entertainers in your life all along.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeas of When to Use it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrandparent Thank You Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Show grandma and grandpa they're the entertainers in your life with this classic ragtime melody\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrandparent Birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect musical surprise that plays the timeless tune they'll recognize and remember from their era\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMusical Greeting Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal for grandparents who love classic piano music and appreciate a good melody that keeps on playing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Grandparent Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Harmless prank that combines genuine gratitude with hours of Scott Joplin's most famous composition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511227256996,"sku":"Grand-Piano","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Grandparents_7b8a227d-f08b-4711-a6bb-a0630f4f68b5.png?v=1778701159"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-with-glitter-intermittent","title":"Endless Retro Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"You're Not Old, You're Retro.\" And the song agrees.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover reads \"You're Not Old, You're Retro\" alongside a cassette tape and headphones — affectionate, a little cheeky, and the kind of compliment that actually lands. The inside reads \"Happy Birthday.\" And the moment they open it, a doo-wop-flavored birthday song starts playing on a loop, one warm voice serenading them like it's an old 45 record that won't lift the needle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the milestone-birthday card that doesn't punch down. Calling someone \"old\" is easy and a little tired; calling them \"retro\" turns the whole joke into a compliment, then commits to it with hours of vintage-style birthday joy. The recipient will almost certainly laugh and text you \"what IS this song?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and shelved, this one keeps serenading for hours. For any birthday that earns a little affectionate vintage swagger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 40th, 50th, 60th, the years where \"old\" is a touchy word and \"retro\" is a gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the music lover\u003c\/strong\u003e — the doo-wop styling earns the open before they even hear the gag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor Mom or Dad\u003c\/strong\u003e — a way to tease them about their birthday without it landing wrong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor Grandma or Grandpa\u003c\/strong\u003e — the era is the joke, and they'll get it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"we got you a card that says you're retro\" is somehow nicer than any card that calls them anything else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043812180132,"sku":"Retro-BDAY","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Retro.png?v=1778626519"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-cake-with-glitter","title":"Endless Birthday Cake Card with Glitter","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA sweet, magical birthday card — with a song that absolutely refuses to leave\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEverything about this card is sincere. The cake, the candle, the rainbow, the \"hope it's magical\" on the inside — it's the loveliest birthday card you've ever sent. Right up until they open it. Then a bright, upbeat birthday song kicks in on a loop, and refuses to stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole gag. The card couldn't look sweeter; the song couldn't be more committed. We make a lot of cards that look mischievous from the cover on; this one looks completely innocent right up until the moment it isn't. The recipient will almost certainly laugh and text you \"is this still going?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and tucked away, this one keeps celebrating for hours. For any birthday that deserves to feel a little magical, and last a lot longer than expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the friend who loves a bit of sparkle\u003c\/strong\u003e — the cover earns the open, the song earns the memory.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor a daughter, sister, mom, or best friend\u003c\/strong\u003e — sweet on the outside, mischievous on the inside, just like the card.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 16th, 21st, 30th, anywhere a \"magical\" birthday wish lands right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll pick this one for the cake and the rainbow. The surprise is everyone else's bonus.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor someone who's gotten every other prank card\u003c\/strong\u003e — this is the one they won't see coming, because it doesn't look like a prank.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043815555236,"sku":"BDAY-CAKE","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Girl.png?v=1778626966"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-burp-with-glitter","title":"Endless Burp Day Card with Glitter","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHappy Burpday. And then it actually burps. 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For kids who'll think it's the funniest thing they've ever heard, and grown-ups who secretly agree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the kid in your life\u003c\/strong\u003e — they will play it on repeat. 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