Garbage Pail Kids Endless Valentines Day Card
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Shop EU PartnerLove Em or Hate Em: Garbage Pail Kids Valentine with Endless Fart Song
This ain't your grandma's Valentine's card. Featuring officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids artwork, we've created the most disgustingly romantic card ever invented - with our original fart love song that plays endlessly for hours.
The Love Song Nobody Asked For (But Everyone Needs)
Our custom fart ballad serenades your Valentine with heartfelt lyrics like:
"I love you with all my [FART SOUND], I let it slip"
"That I loved you right from the [FART SOUND], I let it rip"
"You know I just can't help but whistle out a tune...cause I'm in love with [FART SOUND]"
How This Romantic Nightmare Works
Safe to Sign: Write your heartfelt message while the card is inactive - totally safe Test Run: Card plays the fart love song once when opened then stops when closed The Trap: Remove the tab from the spine, seal it in the envelope, and gift it
Endless Romance: Once they open it, the fart love song plays for over 5 hours non-stop until the battery dies (even when closed)
"Peel Here and Let It Rip" - The Interactive Surprise
Inside, your Valentine will find a pull strip with the irresistible instruction: "PEEL HERE AND LET IT RIP" and they'll discover: Stickers Feature Valentine's Puns:
- "You're Booty-ful"
- "Love Struck"
- "Nailed It"
- "I Pick You"
- "Be My Valentine"
Officially Licensed Garbage Pail Kids Artwork
This card features authentic GPK artwork on both the card and stickers - the legendary trading card brand that's been grossing people out since 1985.
Perfect For:
- Gross-out humor lovers
- Garbage Pail Kids collectors and 80s/90s kids
- Couples with bathroom humor appreciation
- Anyone who thinks traditional Valentine's cards are boring
- Revenge gifts (we don't judge)
What's Included:
- One endless musical Valentine's card with officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids artwork
- Original fart love song (5-10 hours of playback)
- Pull strip reveal with "Peel Here and Let It Rip"
- 5 Garbage Pail Kids Valentine's stickers
- Hidden glitter surprise
- White envelope for innocent-looking delivery
Warning: This card plays continuously once activated. There is no off switch. The only way to silence it is to wait for the battery to die... or destroy it (which triggers the glitter). Choose your Valentine wisely.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I sign the card before it activates?
Yes. You can safely sign the card and it will play one-time. Close the card and it will stop.
How long does the song play?
Once activated, the card plays continuously for 3 to 6 hours until the internal battery dies. There is no off switch. Please note; batteries are like a sponge so if they open it again you'll get more music.
Is this an officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids product?
Yes. Joker Greeting is an officially licensed partner of Garbage Pail Kids. All artwork featured on the card and stickers is used under an official license from Garbage Pail Kids / Topps.
How do I activate the card?
We suggest inserting the card into the envelope first the remove the instructional tab from the spine. The moment your recipient opens the card, the song (or sound, depending on your design) starts playing automatically and won't stop until the battery dies or it's broken.
How do I stop the song?
Once activated there is no off switch. The song plays until the battery dies. Attempting to destroy the card triggers the hidden glitter (or in some cases the glitter is found when the pull strip is removed). That's the prank.
Does the card come with a Glitter Envelope
No. All cards ship with a plain white envelope. The glitter is already built inside the card itself, either hidden inside waiting to be unleashed or behind a pull-strip reveal. If you want the full glitter ambush on the outside too, we sell Glitter Trap Envelopes separately.
What is a Pull Surprise?
The Pull Surprise cards are unique as they have a built-in strip on the bottom of the card, when pulled, unleashes the glitter and stickers we have hidden inside the card. Not all cards have the pull-strip; others may need to be actually broken to find the glitter.
