Garbage Pail Kids "Merry Burpmas" Christmas Card
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Shop EU PartnerThis Garbage Pail Kids card burps "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" nonstop until the battery dies
It looks like a gross, glorious Garbage Pail Kids card — "Merry Burpmas" in oozing letters — and it delivers on the promise the second they open it. "We Wish You a Merry Christmas," sung entirely in burps, looping on and on, and it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps belching. Set it down and it keeps belching. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. You can test it, sign it, and prep it first; it only arms once you pull the spine tab.
That's the first joke. The second is the treasure: inside, a tab reads "Peel Here for Some Presents," and when they pull it, the hidden pouch lets go — out spills a burst of glitter and a set of genuine Garbage Pail Kids Christmas stickers. It's an endless burping carol, a glitter bomb, and a collectible GPK sticker stash in one card, and the inside seals it: "And a Gassy New Year." For anyone who grew up trading these in the schoolyard and never grew out of it.
How It Works
- Open the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.
- Insert the card into the envelope and pull the spine tab to arm the endless burps.
- When they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.
- The finale is the "Peel Here for Some Presents" tab inside: pull it and the hidden pouch releases glitter and a set of GPK stickers.
What's Inside
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An endless musical card that burps an entire Christmas carol
- A set of genuine Garbage Pail Kids Christmas stickers: "Don't Open Until Xmas," "Ho Ho Holdup," "Warmest Wishes," "Happy Holey-Days," and "Let It Snow"
- A plain white envelope
Great For
- The GPK Collector — genuine Garbage Pail Kids art, stickers and all.
- Christmas Gift Exchanges & Secret Santa — the grossest, loudest gift under the tree.
- The Friend With a Dark Sense of Humor — burps, glitter, and a gassy new year.
- Anyone Who Traded These as a Kid — and still thinks they're hilarious.
Plain white envelope included in all cards
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I sign the card before it activates?
Yes. You can safely sign the card and it will play one-time. Close the card and it will stop.
How long does the song play?
Once activated, the card plays continuously for 3 to 6 hours until the internal battery dies. There is no off switch. Please note; batteries are like a sponge so if they open it again you'll get more music.
Is this an officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids product?
Yes. Joker Greeting is an officially licensed partner of Garbage Pail Kids. All artwork featured on the card and stickers is used under an official license from Garbage Pail Kids / Topps.
How do I activate the card?
We suggest inserting the card into the envelope first the remove the instructional tab from the spine. The moment your recipient opens the card, the song (or sound, depending on your design) starts playing automatically and won't stop until the battery dies or it's broken.
How do I stop the song?
Once activated there is no off switch. The song plays until the battery dies. Attempting to destroy the card triggers the hidden glitter (or in some cases the glitter is found when the pull strip is removed). That's the prank.
Does the card come with a Glitter Envelope
No. All cards ship with a plain white envelope. The glitter is already built inside the card itself, either hidden inside waiting to be unleashed or behind a pull-strip reveal. If you want the full glitter ambush on the outside too, we sell Glitter Trap Envelopes separately.
What is a Pull Surprise?
The Pull Surprise cards are unique as they have a built-in strip on the bottom of the card, when pulled, unleashes the glitter and stickers we have hidden inside the card. Not all cards have the pull-strip; others may need to be actually broken to find the glitter.
