{"title":"Garbage Pail Kids Greeting Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, gross and nostalgic Garbage Pail Kids greeting cards with sounds, glitter and other ridiculous surprises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"garbage-pail-kids-endless-valentines-day-card","title":"Garbage Pail Kids Endless Valentines Day Card","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eLove Em or Hate Em: Garbage Pail Kids Valentine with Endless Fart Song\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis ain't your grandma's Valentine's card. Featuring officially licensed \u003cstrong\u003eGarbage Pail Kids\u003c\/strong\u003e artwork, we've created the most disgustingly romantic card ever invented - with our original fart love song that plays endlessly for hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eThe Love Song Nobody Asked For (But Everyone Needs)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eOur custom fart ballad serenades your Valentine with heartfelt lyrics like:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I love you with all my [FART SOUND], I let it slip\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"That I loved you right from the [FART SOUND], I let it rip\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"You know I just can't help but whistle out a tune...cause I'm in love with [FART SOUND]\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eHow This Romantic Nightmare Works\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafe to Sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Write your heartfelt message while the card is inactive - totally safe \u003cstrong\u003eTest Run:\u003c\/strong\u003e Card plays the fart love song once when opened then stops when closed \u003cstrong\u003eThe Trap:\u003c\/strong\u003e Remove the tab from the spine, seal it in the envelope, and gift it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEndless Romance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Once they open it, the fart love song plays for over \u003cstrong\u003e5 hours non-stop\u003c\/strong\u003e until the battery dies (even when closed)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e\"Peel Here and Let It Rip\" - The Interactive Surprise\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eInside, your Valentine will find a pull strip with the irresistible instruction: \u003cstrong\u003e\"PEEL HERE AND LET IT RIP\" \u003c\/strong\u003eand\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e they'll discover: \u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eStickers Feature Valentine's Puns:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1.5 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1.5 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-2 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\"You're \u003cstrong\u003eBooty-ful\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\"Love \u003cstrong\u003eStruck\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\"\u003cstrong\u003eNailed It\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\"I \u003cstrong\u003ePick\u003c\/strong\u003e You\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\"Be My \u003cstrong\u003eValentine\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eOfficially Licensed Garbage Pail Kids Artwork\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis card features authentic GPK artwork on both the card and stickers - the legendary trading card brand that's been grossing people out since 1985.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1.5 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1.5 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-2 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGross-out humor lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGarbage Pail Kids collectors and 80s\/90s kids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCouples with bathroom humor appreciation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who thinks traditional Valentine's cards are boring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRevenge gifts (we don't judge)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eWhat's Included:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1.5 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1.5 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-2 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOne endless musical Valentine's card with officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOriginal fart love song (5-10 hours of playback)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePull strip reveal with \"Peel Here and Let It Rip\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e5 Garbage Pail Kids Valentine's stickers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHidden glitter surprise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhite envelope for innocent-looking delivery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e This card plays continuously once activated. There is no off switch. The only way to silence it is to wait for the battery to die... or destroy it (which triggers the glitter). Choose your Valentine wisely.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52558907375983,"sku":"GPK-Valentines","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Valentine-GPK-open.png?v=1778789771"},{"product_id":"garbage-pail-kids-endless-birthday-card-happy-barf-day","title":"Garbage Pail Kids \"Happy Barf Day\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe grossest birthday card ever made — and it sings\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eForget candles and confetti. This officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids birthday card serenades the birthday person with our original \"Happy Barf Day\" song — performed by a guy who clearly ate way too much cake and is about to lose it. He sings, he gags, he sings again. The song is \"Happy Birthday\" reimagined as the worst birthday party you've ever been to. And it plays on a loop, for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf they grew up trading Garbage Pail Kids at recess in the 80s or 90s, the artwork alone is going to send them. If they didn't, they're about to meet the most beloved gross-out brand in trading-card history. Either way, the moment they open it, the queasy crooner starts singing — and doesn't stop. For anyone with a GPK mindset, a sick sense of humor, or both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign your message, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, \"Happy Barf Day\" loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInside, a pull tab labeled \"Peel Here for a Surprise\" releases a chunky glitter explosion and a pack of 5 Garbage Pail Kids stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eInside the \"Peel Here for a Surprise\" Tab\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFive officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids birthday stickers, plus a chunky glitter mess that's exactly as messy as it needs to be — no more, no less:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHappy Barf Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — the cover star, mid-yack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePotty On!\u003c\/strong\u003e — a toilet character ready to celebrate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSick!\u003c\/strong\u003e — a punk rocker who came to party.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTreat Yourself\u003c\/strong\u003e — because it's their day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBite Me\u003c\/strong\u003e — a birthday cake character with attitude.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eOfficially Licensed Garbage Pail Kids Artwork\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEvery illustration on this card and every sticker inside features authentic Garbage Pail Kids artwork. We worked directly with GPK to bring the legendary gross-out trading card brand — slimes since 1985 — to the birthday card aisle. This is the real deal for collectors, 80s and 90s kids, and anyone who grew up trading these at recess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat For.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the GPK collector\u003c\/strong\u003e — they have the trading cards. They don't have this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the friend with a sick sense of humor\u003c\/strong\u003e — finally, a birthday card that matches their personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor an 80s or 90s kid's milestone birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — 40th, 50th, the years where nostalgia hits hardest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids to a parent\u003c\/strong\u003e — and yes, this is exactly the kind of card a kid would pick out, which is what makes it perfect.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays, white elephants, gag gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e — anywhere a normal card would be too polite.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52953816334703,"sku":"GPK-Birthday","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-GPK-Open.png?v=1778865990"},{"product_id":"garbage-pail-kids-burpmas-card","title":"Garbage Pail Kids \"Merry Burpmas\" Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis Garbage Pail Kids card burps \"We Wish You a Merry Christmas\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a gross, glorious Garbage Pail Kids card — \"Merry Burpmas\" in oozing letters — and it delivers on the promise the second they open it. \"We Wish You a Merry Christmas,\" sung entirely in burps, looping on and on, and it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps belching. Set it down and it keeps belching. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. You can test it, sign it, and prep it first; it only arms once you pull the spine tab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the first joke. The second is the treasure: inside, a tab reads \u003cstrong\u003e\"Peel Here for Some Presents,\"\u003c\/strong\u003e and when they pull it, the hidden pouch lets go — out spills a burst of glitter and a set of genuine Garbage Pail Kids Christmas stickers. It's an endless burping carol, a glitter bomb, and a collectible GPK sticker stash in one card, and the inside seals it: \"And a Gassy New Year.\" For anyone who grew up trading these in the schoolyard and never grew out of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the spine tab to arm the endless burps.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe finale is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Peel Here for Some Presents\"\u003c\/strong\u003e tab inside: pull it and the hidden pouch releases glitter and a set of GPK stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAn endless musical card that burps an entire Christmas carol\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA set of genuine Garbage Pail Kids Christmas stickers: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Don't Open Until Xmas,\" \"Ho Ho Holdup,\" \"Warmest Wishes,\" \"Happy Holey-Days,\" and \"Let It Snow\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA plain white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe GPK Collector\u003c\/strong\u003e — genuine Garbage Pail Kids art, stickers and all.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Gift Exchanges \u0026amp; Secret Santa\u003c\/strong\u003e — the grossest, loudest gift under the tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend With a Dark Sense of Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e — burps, glitter, and a gassy new year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone Who Traded These as a Kid\u003c\/strong\u003e — and still thinks they're hilarious.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53154136916335,"sku":"GPK-Christmas","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Christmas-GPK-open.png?v=1782499758"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/collections\/Untitled_Artwork.jpg?v=1792623263","url":"https:\/\/www.jokergreeting.com\/en-nl\/collections\/garbage-pail-kids-greeting-cards.oembed","provider":"Joker Greeting","version":"1.0","type":"link"}