{"title":"Best Sellers","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur Best Sellers in all our categories. \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"joker-thinking-of-you-macarena","title":"Endless Macarena Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis all-occasion card plays \"Macarena\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a cheerful celebration card — and then it hits them with \"Macarena.\" Yes, that one. The song nobody can hear without their arms twitching toward the dance moves, now playing on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Walk away and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It works for a birthday, a graduation, a new job, or no occasion at all — any time you want to drop a one-song dance party into someone's mailbox. And it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. For any age, any gender, any time of year. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, a hidden glitter trap spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996569272484,"sku":"Macarena-Card","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Celebration-Macarena.png?v=1778700644"},{"product_id":"bachelor-party-greeting-card","title":"Endless NSFW Moaning Congrats Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis prank card fills the room with a sound nobody expects — until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHere's the setup: it looks like a totally normal, even \u003cem\u003eheartfelt\u003c\/em\u003e card. They open it — and it starts moaning. Not a beep, not a song. The unmistakable soundtrack of a very private moment, playing at full volume, in the middle of wherever they happen to be standing. It's the \"When Harry Met Sally\" restaurant scene, except it's \u003cem\u003etheir\u003c\/em\u003e hands holding it and it will not stop. Close the card? Still going. Shove it in a drawer? Muffled, but going. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop — it loops even when closed, for hours, until the battery finally dies. And when they flip it open in a panic to find the off switch, the inside reads: \u003cem\u003e\"It's just a card.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eYou can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first — it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end. (Theirs is another story.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close it to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open it, it loops nonstop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend who can take a joke\u003c\/strong\u003e — the one who will absolutely get you back, and deserves it. Bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays, group chats that have gone too far.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYour person, actually\u003c\/strong\u003e — long-distance couples and Valentine's Day. Under the joke, it's a wink only the two of you are in on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe prank that keeps giving\u003c\/strong\u003e — because it plays for hours, the reaction isn't a moment, it's an afternoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who thinks they've heard every card\u003c\/strong\u003e — they have not heard this one. Nobody has heard this one in public and recovered gracefully.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDiscreet plain white envelope included — nothing on the outside gives it away.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":34014550687879,"sku":"NSFW-Congrats","price":12.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/NSFW-Congrats.png?v=1778698334"},{"product_id":"endless-friendship-thank-you-card","title":"Endless Thank You Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis thank you card plays \"Thank You for Being a Friend\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a warm thank you to someone who's stuck by you — and then the song kicks in. \"Thank You for Being a Friend,\" the one everyone knows, now playing on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Tuck it on a shelf and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a real thank you to a good friend, wrapped around a song they won't be able to get out of their head — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. Good for any friend, any age, any time of year, with or without a reason. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, hidden glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996748710052,"sku":"TY-Glitter","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Friend.png?v=1778692490"},{"product_id":"endless-halloween-card","title":"Endless Halloween Scream Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHalloween Prank Card - Screams Every 90 Seconds with Hidden Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs it defective or haunted? Your victim will have no idea what's going on...and that's exactly the point! This Halloween card lets out blood-curdling screams every 90 seconds for at least 3 hours (sometimes up to 6 hours if the spirits are feeling extra spiteful).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will play every 90 seconds\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis card will scream for at least 3 hours (sometimes 6) close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas of When to Use it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHalloween prank gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - for friends who think they're brave until 2 AM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Halloween parties\u003c\/strong\u003e - for that coworker who needs a wake-up call every 90 seconds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHalloween party favors\u003c\/strong\u003e - for hosts who want their guests to remember this party forever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpooky birthday gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - for October babies who live for year-round Halloween thrills\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996519399588,"sku":"Halloween-G","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Halloween-Pumpkins.png?v=1778782695"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-farts-with-glitter","title":"Endless Birthday Farts Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis birthday card plays fart sounds nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a sincere birthday card — \"Have a Very Happy Birthday\" in bright, cheerful lettering — right up until they open it. Then it rips a fart. Not a song, not a melody, just relentlessly enthusiastic farts on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it down and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing — the more they want it to quit, the funnier it gets. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke, and the inside seals it: \"You Old Fart.\" It's juvenile, it's joyful, and it's funny for the same reason it was funny when you were eight. A card that won't quit beats a paper one that gets read once and tossed — and this one keeps performing long enough to earn an \"are you SERIOUS?!\" text, which, if it's been a while, might even kick off an actual conversation. For dads, moms, kids, friends, and any birthday person who still laughs at a good fart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Birthday That Needs a Laugh\u003c\/strong\u003e — kid or adult, the fart joke is universal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend Who Started It\u003c\/strong\u003e — for whoever in your life has always found farts funny.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Milestone \"Old Fart\" Birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30, 40, 50, the card says what everyone's thinking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePranking a Sibling or Best Friend\u003c\/strong\u003e — sincere on the front, ridiculous the second it opens.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996105343140,"sku":"bday-farts","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Fart.png?v=1778626297"},{"product_id":"endless-mom-mommy-mamma-card","title":"Endless Mom Mother's Card with glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Mom Mommy Mamma Musical Mother's Day Card with Hidden Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery mom has heard \"mom, mommy, mamma\" about a million times, right? This card just gives her a few more million. It's the perfect mix of sweet and mildly annoying - she'll laugh, groan, and probably start planning her revenge gift for your next birthday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIdeas of When to Use it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMother's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e - Give Mom the endless serenade she truly deserves with this continuous loop musical greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMom's birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect endless musical card for mothers who appreciate humor and memorable surprises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTeacher appreciation gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Great prank gift for the mom who's also a teacher and needs a good laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNew mom celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal musical greeting card for friends who just became moms and love funny gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996603973796,"sku":"Endless-mom-mom-mom","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/MothersDay-Bath_3a5264e7-1b1d-433d-94d8-cb9e3b273a38.png?v=1777594385"},{"product_id":"endless-never-gonna-give-you-up-valentines","title":"Endless Never Gonna Give you Up Valentines Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe world's only non-digital Rickroll, now a Valentine that lasts forever\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor nearly two decades, every Rickroll has lived on a screen. This Valentine breaks the rules. The cover reads \"My Heart Skips a Beat When I'm With You\" — sincere. The inside reads \"Happy Valentine's Day Forever.\" And the moment they open it, Rick Astley starts singing \"Never Gonna Give You Up\" — and doesn't stop. Officially licensed. Physically mailable. The most committed Valentine they've ever received.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the kind of card that gets a reaction. They'll almost certainly text you \"are you kidding me?!\" — which might even start a conversation. And the lyrics actually fit: \u003cem\u003enever gonna give you up, never gonna let you down\u003c\/em\u003e. Sweet, technically. Hilarious, actually. Unlike a paper Valentine that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps singing for hours. For anyone who knows the meme, gets the joke, and deserves to be Rickrolled the way it was meant to be done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor your Valentine\u003c\/strong\u003e — the partner who'll groan, laugh, and keep it on the fridge for a month.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor your situationship\u003c\/strong\u003e — commit harder than they're ready for. The lyrics do the work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGalentine's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the friend who'd appreciate a properly executed prank Valentine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor your spouse\u003c\/strong\u003e — when \"I love you\" needs to play on loop for several hours straight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAs an anti-Valentine\u003c\/strong\u003e — for anyone who finds traditional Valentine's cards a little too earnest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41306901577892,"sku":"Astley-Valentines","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Rickroll-Valentine.png?v=1778789008"},{"product_id":"endless-graduation-with-glitter","title":"Endless Off-tune Graduation Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePrank Graduation Greeting Card That Plays Off-Tune Music for Hours\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis musical graduation card plays off-tune flute melodies nonstop because some achievements deserve endless recognition! Safe to sign before activation, but once opened, get ready for hours of nostalgic music. The perfect way to make any graduation unforgettable!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"4\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"22\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eThe new high school or college grad\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"22\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"60\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003e— the one who thinks the hard part is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"98\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eover. It isn't. This card \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"124\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ewill remind them, for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"146\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ehours.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"159\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eGrad parties and ceremonies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"159\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003e — hand \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"196\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eit over at the party and let it keep \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"233\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ecelebrating long after everyone's \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"267\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eready to stop.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"288\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eThe overachiever\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"288\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003e — nursing \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"317\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eschool, an MBA, a doctorate, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"346\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ethat certification they \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"370\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ewon't shut up about. Now \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"395\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ethe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"395\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ecard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"395\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003e won't shut \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"417\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eup either.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"434\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eTeachers and professors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"434\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003e — from a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"469\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003estudent who finally made it \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"497\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eout. Endless gratitude, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-newtext-seq=\"521\" class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eliterally.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41966449033380,"sku":"Graduation","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Graduation-Diploma.png?v=1778199405"},{"product_id":"endless-dad-dad-dad-fathers-day-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Dad, Dad, Dad, Father's Day Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis Father's Day card says \"Dad, Dad, Dad\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEvery dad knows the sound of his own name on repeat — \"Dad, Dad, Dad, Daddy\" — all day, every day. This card hands him a few thousand more. It looks like an ordinary Father's Day card right up until he opens it, and then a voice starts calling for him and does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it down and it keeps calling. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing — it loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a real Father's Day card wrapped around the one sound every dad can't tune out — and a never-ending card beats a paper one he reads once and forgets. He'll likely text you \"what did you send me?!\", which, if it's been a while, might even kick off an actual conversation. Paired with the \"Franks for all you do!\" line inside, it lands the thanks and the gag at once. For the dad who thinks he's seen every Father's Day card there is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when Dad finally gives up and pries it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFather's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — the obvious one, except this card keeps calling his name long after he wishes it would stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Dad With a Sense of Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e — the one who dishes out jokes and can take one right back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLong-Distance Dads\u003c\/strong\u003e — the \"what did you send me?!\" text is a built-in excuse to actually talk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Birthday or \"Just Because\" for Dad\u003c\/strong\u003e — the gag works any day he answers to \"Dad.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41966550220964,"sku":"Hot-dog-dad","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/FathersDay-Hotdog.png?v=1778542577"},{"product_id":"hide-prank-goat-glitter-trap","title":"Hide \u0026 Prank Goat Glitter Trap","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThis hidden prank screams like a goat until they find it — then glitter-bombs them\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong\u003eHide \u0026amp; Prank Screaming Goat Glitter Trap\u003c\/strong\u003e from Joker Greeting — a three-part masterpiece of mischief. First it drives a room slowly mad with random goat screams from a spot nobody can find. Then, the moment someone finally tracks it down and peels it off the wall, it glitter-bombs them. And waiting underneath? A printed \u003cstrong\u003e\"Goatcha!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — the perfect punchline to a prank well played. Stick it somewhere sneaky, walk away, and let the harmless chaos unfold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup the Goat Glitter Trap\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple 4-Step Prank Setup:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTest First\u003c\/strong\u003e — Press the button on the front with the tab intact to sample the goat scream.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove Tab\u003c\/strong\u003e — Pull the side tab to arm the device for prank mode.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHide Strategically\u003c\/strong\u003e — Use the adhesive back to stick it anywhere on a flat, hard surface — under tables, on top of fans, behind monitors, or on windows.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWait for Discovery\u003c\/strong\u003e — The device screams intermittently every 3–8 minutes until the battery dies (8+ hours) or until someone finds and removes it, triggering the hidden glitter surprise and the Goatcha reveal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePranking a Coworker\u003c\/strong\u003e — hide it in their office and let the goat do its work all day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRoommates \u0026amp; Siblings\u003c\/strong\u003e — the unfindable scream is a special kind of revenge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone Who Thinks Goat Screams Are Funny\u003c\/strong\u003e — which, let's be honest, is everyone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePro Prank Tips\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThe device starts silently after activation, then begins its random goat screaming.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThe hidden glitter pouch breaks when the device is pulled off the surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThe adhesive works best on clean, flat, hard surfaces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThe large glitter is designed for easy cleanup (you're welcome!).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Recommended for anyone with a sense of humor and access to a vacuum cleaner. Not responsible for temporary trust issues or a sudden fear of farm animals.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043838001316,"sku":"Goat-Glitter-Trap","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Hide_Prank-Goat-Front.png?v=1778708698"},{"product_id":"usb-goat-scream-plays-intermittently","title":"USB Goat Scream Prank","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur Best-Selling USB Prank\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong\u003eUSB Goat Scream Prank Device\u003c\/strong\u003e — our best-selling USB prank, and the only plug-and-play goat scream gadget out there. It's a deceptively innocent little stick that plugs into any USB port and, every few minutes, lets out a startling goat scream from somewhere nobody can quite pinpoint. No app, no batteries, no setup — just harmless chaos for a friend, a family member, or the whole office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eWe built it on USB on purpose: spare ports are everywhere now — laptops, desktops, hubs, TVs, cars, even that unused power bank in a drawer or a USB-A dongle nobody's touched in months. If it has a port, it can scream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eA small switch on the bottom lets you pick your chaos level:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eRandom Mode\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eA goat scream plays at unpredictable intervals — roughly every 3 to 8 minutes — so it's nearly impossible to guess when the next one is coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003e60 Minute Mode\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eOne goat scream, right on the hour, every hour — a slow-burn surprise for the long con.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThere's no on\/off switch. The moment it's plugged in, it starts working — and it keeps going until someone finds it and pulls it out. That could be minutes, or it could be days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eSetup (It's Genuinely Plug \u0026amp; Play)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePick your mode\u003c\/strong\u003e using the switch on the bottom — Random or 60 Minute.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlug it in\u003c\/strong\u003e to any USB Type-A port — computer, laptop, hub, TV, car, or power bank.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHide it\u003c\/strong\u003e behind a monitor or inside a USB hub for maximum stealth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWalk away\u003c\/strong\u003e and let the confusion spread.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eWant to see it in action? Check out the video. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44330700275876,"sku":"USB-GOAT","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/USB-Goat-PKG_36702b17-2709-4e8c-9235-3d37182b36bb.png?v=1778706547"},{"product_id":"goat-scream-ornament","title":"Goat Scream Christmas Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGoat Scream Christmas Ornament\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"565\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"234\"\u003eUnleash Holiday Chaos with the Goat Scream Ornament 🐐🎄\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"237\"\u003eDeck the halls—with screams! The \u003cstrong data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"294\"\u003eGoat Scream Ornament\u003c\/strong\u003e is the \u003cstrong data-start=\"302\" data-end=\"327\"\u003eviral Christmas prank\u003c\/strong\u003e that turns any tree into a \u003cstrong data-start=\"355\" data-end=\"377\"\u003ecomedy masterpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e. Hidden in your holiday decor, this mischievous little ornament delivers \u003cstrong data-start=\"451\" data-end=\"483\"\u003erandom screaming goat sounds\u003c\/strong\u003e for up to 8 hours, creating surprise, laughter, and just a hint of holiday panic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"567\" data-end=\"766\"\u003eWhether you're pranking your in-laws, entertaining guests, or just need a break from carols, this screaming ornament is the \u003cstrong data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"722\"\u003eperfect gift for pranksters\u003c\/strong\u003e, goat lovers, and fans of festive nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow the Goat Scream Ornament Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple Setup Process:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eHang the ornament discreetly among your other Christmas decorations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eLocate the small plastic tab (hidden for stealth)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003ePull the tab to activate the sound system\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eWalk away and wait for the screaming to begin!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-lg font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-1.5\"\u003eReal Customer Testimonials\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"OMG this ornament had our entire Christmas dinner in hysterics! My teenage kids were dying laughing – they immediately recognized the viral goat scream. Best $10 I ever spent!\"\u003c\/em\u003e - Jennifer K.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Brought this to our office party and it was the hit of the evening. Three different people asked where to buy one. The screaming goat never gets old!\"\u003c\/em\u003e - Marcus T.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Perfect for anyone who loves internet memes. The sound quality is spot-on – exactly like the viral videos. My TikTok of people's reactions got 50K views!\"\u003c\/em\u003e - Ashley R.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"871\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"871\"\u003e🐐 Real goat screams at random intervals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"872\" data-end=\"929\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"929\"\u003e🎄 Blends perfectly with classic Christmas tree decor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"974\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"932\" data-end=\"974\"\u003e⏰ Plays intermittently for over 8 hours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003e🤯 Hilarious prank gift or white elephant hit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003e🔋 Batteries included (because chaos shouldn't be complicated)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44429367083172,"sku":"Goat-Ornament","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Ornament-Goat2.png?v=1778699257"},{"product_id":"endless-st-patricks-day-pull-surprise","title":"Endless Bagpipes St. Patricks Day Card with Glitter and Stickers","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis St. Patrick's Day card plays bagpipes nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a cheerful \"Happy Saint Patrick's Day!\" card — big clover, sparkles, all charm. Then they open it and the bagpipes kick in. Not a song, just loud, droning, gloriously relentless bagpipes that do not stop. Close the card and they keep playing. Set it down and they keep playing. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing — it loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the first joke. The second is the treasure. Inside the rainbow there's a tab that says \u003cstrong\u003e\"Pull for Treasure\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — and when they go looking for their pot of gold, the pouch lets go and out spills a burst of glitter plus a set of St. Patrick's stickers. It's a never-ending bagpipe card \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a glitter surprise \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a sticker stash, wrapped in a card that wishes them luck right up until it refuses to be quiet. The inside line seals it: \"May your luck last forever.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the spine tab to arm the endless bagpipes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they open the card, the bagpipes loop non-stop — even if they close it — and play for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe finale is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Pull for Treasure\"\u003c\/strong\u003e tab inside: pull it and the hidden pouch releases a spray of glitter and a set of stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAn endless musical card that won't stop playing bagpipes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA \u003cstrong\u003e\"Pull for Treasure\"\u003c\/strong\u003e glitter pouch — pull the tab, out comes the glitter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA set of St. Patrick's stickers: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Stay Gold\" pot of gold, \"Kiss Me, I'm Irish,\" \"Lucky,\" a four-leaf clover, a horseshoe, a rainbow with clouds, and a shooting-star rainbow\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA plain white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSt. Patrick's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — the card that wishes them luck and then tests their patience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Friend Who Loves a Prank\u003c\/strong\u003e — bagpipes, glitter, and stickers is a lot to forgive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKids\u003c\/strong\u003e — the treasure pull and sticker payoff make it a hit at the kids' table.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone Irish (or Irish for a Day)\u003c\/strong\u003e — green, loud, and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44621641679012,"sku":"Clover-Patricks","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/StPatricks-Clover.png?v=1778792711"},{"product_id":"glitter-trap-envelope-single-item","title":"White Glitter Trap Envelope (1-Pack)","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eLooks Like the Most Boring Envelope in the Mailbox. It Is Not.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eA plain white envelope is the most trustworthy thing anyone gets in the mail — which is exactly why this one works. It looks like a bill, a thank-you note, something responsible. Then they pull the strip to open it and the glitter trap bursts all over them. Slip an Endless Joker Card inside and you've stacked two pranks into one delivery: glitter on the way in, a song that won't quit once they recover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe stealth prank\u003c\/strong\u003e — it looks like real, boring mail, so nobody braces for it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeddings, graduations, anything formal\u003c\/strong\u003e — a plain white envelope that turns out to be anything but.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny occasion at all\u003c\/strong\u003e — no color or theme to tip them off ahead of time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHiding in a stack of real cards\u003c\/strong\u003e — it blends right in until someone opens the wrong one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRigging a card you already own\u003c\/strong\u003e — white goes with whatever's in your drawer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLift the flap and slide in any card — an Endless Joker Card doubles the damage, but anything works (we won't judge).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePeel the white adhesive cover on the lip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFold over to seal, then send it like any normal envelope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they pull the strip to open it, the glitter trap bursts everywhere. Nothing you can do from your end — that part's on them\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e5x7 inches, with a little wiggle room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e1 envelope per pack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCards sold separately — this is the envelope only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePostage depends on what you're shipping, so there's no single answer. Unfortunately.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44809079947428,"sku":"White-Single-Envelope","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Envelope-White-openrip_bb58a1bd-a657-47f1-9eff-3225404394af.png?v=1778710849"},{"product_id":"endless-farting-bag","title":"Endless Farting Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis innocent birthday bag won't stop farting once it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a cheerful \"Happy Birthday\" gift bag — confetti lettering, totally normal. Put a real present inside, hand it over, and the second they open it to dig out their gift, it rips a fart. Then another. Then it just keeps going. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button shut again, for hours until the battery dies. This is one of those gifts that doesn't stop — the more they fight it, the funnier it gets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. The bag seems like a regular gift bag right up until it betrays them mid-unwrapping, and then they're stuck holding a present that won't stop making rude noises in front of everyone. A bag that won't quit beats a normal one that gets recycled the same day — and it earns a \"what did you give me?!\" every time. Put the actual gift inside and let the bag do the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Bag Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the fart sounds loop non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and play for hours, until the battery dies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — the present looks innocent until the whole party hears it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend Who Loves a Gross-Out Gag\u003c\/strong\u003e — fart jokes never get old for the right person.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePranking a Gift Exchange\u003c\/strong\u003e — a real gift inside, a fart bag on the outside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and wait for the first one to rip.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10 Tall x 5 Deep x 9 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44953293652132,"sku":"Bag-Fart","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Fart-Front_0beba5e5-62c8-43ea-a05f-b8ce036b641b.png?v=1778628120"},{"product_id":"endless-meowy-christmas-with-glitter-copy","title":"Endless Meowy Christmas Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis Christmas card meows \"Carol of the Bells\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a beautiful holiday card — Then they open it, and a choir of cats launches into \"Carol of the Bells\" — every note meowed, in three-part harmony, and it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps singing. Set it down and it keeps singing. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing — it loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke, a card that won't stop beats one that gets read once and stuck on the mantel. It keeps meowing long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text, and it's the one card at the gift exchange everyone remembers. For cat people, Christmas people, and anyone who deserves a little festive chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas\u003c\/strong\u003e — the prettiest card on the mantel, and the loudest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCat People\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll love it, then they'll plot revenge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Gift Exchange or Stocking\u003c\/strong\u003e — the card that wins the whole room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone Who Loves a Carol\u003c\/strong\u003e — just not like this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45649193631908,"sku":"Santa-Cat","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Christmas-Meowy.png?v=1778698519"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.jokergreeting.com\/en-nl\/collections\/best-sellers.oembed","provider":"Joker Greeting","version":"1.0","type":"link"}