{"title":"Anniversary, Wedding and Love","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnniversary, wedding, and love cards that loop nonstop, even when closed, until the battery dies. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"valentines-day-card","title":"Endless I Love You Glitter \u0026 Stickers","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Love You Musical Card with Glitter Surprise and Stickers - Loops every 90 seconds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRecommended for people who appreciate romantic humor. This card includes a special \"Pull for Surprise\" strip inside that reveals a second romantic surprise - a delightful explosion of large glitter and adorable heart-shaped stickers featuring messages like \"Hug Me,\" \"Only You,\" \"Kiss Me,\" and \"Love You.\" It's like getting two romantic gestures in one perfectly persistent package!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup I Love You Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple 4-Step Love Activation:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - Keep the tab intact while writing your personal love message inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove Tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - With the card closed or placed in envelope, pull the tab from the spine when ready to activate the endless love serenade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent \u0026amp; Enjoy\u003c\/strong\u003e - Once your valentine opens the card, the love song begins its hours-long romantic performance; pausing for 90 seconds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBonus Romance\u003c\/strong\u003e - Recipient can pull the special \"Pull for Surprise\" strip inside the card to reveal hidden large glitter and adorable romantic stickers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect For Many Occasions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eValentine's Day Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Give your valentine the gift that keeps on singing... and singing... and singing for 10 hours of endless love declarations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnniversary Surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for couples who want to test if their love can survive something truly annoying (spoiler: if they survive this card, they're keepers!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRomantic Apologies\u003c\/strong\u003e - When \"I'm sorry\" needs backup singers that literally won't stop until they're forgiven (or the battery dies)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFirst Date Follow-ups\u003c\/strong\u003e - Send a clear message about your intentions with a card that's as persistent as your feelings (use with caution!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996763160740,"sku":"Love-You","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Valentine-Love_2c8d08e7-d4e4-4441-a02d-5f9515c15dab.png?v=1778712206"},{"product_id":"endless-anniversary-with-glitter","title":"Endless Anniversary Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eEndless Musical Anniversary Card with Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRecommended for couples who appreciate anniversary humor and won't mind several hours of cheerful musical reminders about the enduring nature of their commitment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup Anniversary card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple 3-Step Activation:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - Keep the tab intact while writing your personal anniversary message inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove Tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - With the card closed or placed in envelope, pull the tab from the spine when ready to activate the endless anniversary celebration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent \u0026amp; Enjoy\u003c\/strong\u003e - Once the recipient opens the card, the \"Happy Anniversary\" song begins its hours-long tribute to lasting love. \u003cspan\u003eLoops for 5-10 hours until battery dies\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect For Many Occasions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWedding Anniversaries\u003c\/strong\u003e - Celebrate years of marital bliss with a card that plays just as long as you've been together... well, almost (it only lasts 10 hours)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelationship Milestones\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for dating anniversaries when you want to test if your partner can handle something annoying for hours (great relationship test!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone Anniversary Parties\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal for couples celebrating 10, 25, or 50 years together who need a reminder that some things really do go on forever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnniversary Gifts for Parents\u003c\/strong\u003e - Give mom and dad a card that's almost as persistent as their love... and their stories about \"the good old days\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35995986460836,"sku":"Anniversary-Rose","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Anniversary-tag.png?v=1710975277"},{"product_id":"endless-just-married-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Just Married Card With Glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Off-tune Wedding March Card with Hidden Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe magic begins when you remove the spine tab before gifting and your recipients open the card. An enthusiastically off-tune flute rendition of the Wedding March starts playing and continues... and continues... and continues for 6+ hours straight! This relentless musical celebration ensures your wedding wishes resonate long after the initial surprise, literally serenading the couple into their new life together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup Wedding Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple 3-Step Activation:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - Keep the tab intact while writing your personal wedding message inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove Tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - With the card closed or placed in envelope, pull the tab from the spine when ready to activate the endless musical wedding celebration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent \u0026amp; Enjoy\u003c\/strong\u003e - Once the recipient opens the card, it begins its hours-long off-tune Wedding March serenade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect Greeting Card For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWedding Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Give newlyweds the gift that keeps on giving... and giving... and giving for 6+  hours of off-tune Wedding March \"bliss\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEngagement Announcements\u003c\/strong\u003e - Because nothing says \"forever\" quite like a card that literally won't stop playing the Wedding March (seriously, it won't stop)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBridal Shower Presents\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for brides who need practice tolerating things that go on way longer than expected (like this card!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnniversary Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Remind couples why they fell in love... and why they might want to invest in good earplugs for future anniversaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52775824490863,"sku":"Just-Married","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Wedding-Car.png?v=1777671680"},{"product_id":"endless-yodel-congrats-with-glitter","title":"Endless Yodel Congrats with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis congratulations card yodels nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a cheerful congrats card — \"Congrats to you-ay-hee-hooo!\" yelled across the peaks. Then they open it, and the yodeling begins: a full, traditional yodel echoing out, and it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps yodeling. Set it down and it keeps yodeling. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. They reached the summit, and this card won't let them forget it — celebrating their big win at full volume from the top of the mountain, long after they wish it would come down. A card that won't quit beats one that gets read once and recycled, and this one keeps echoing long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. For anyone who just hit a peak worth shouting about — a new job, a graduation, a promotion, or any summit they climbed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Big Win\u003c\/strong\u003e — new job, promotion, graduation, new home, or anything worth celebrating.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Overachiever\u003c\/strong\u003e — they climbed the mountain; now the mountain yodels back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Gift Exchange or Surprise\u003c\/strong\u003e — congratulations they'll hear coming a mile off.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone Who Earned a Little Noise\u003c\/strong\u003e — they made it to the top, so let them hear about it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53165950468463,"sku":"Yodel-Card","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Congrats-Yodel-ripped.png?v=1782852720"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.jokergreeting.com\/en-nl\/collections\/anniversary.oembed","provider":"Joker Greeting","version":"1.0","type":"link"}