5 Hilarious Joker Greeting Birthday Card Reviews That Will Make You Order One

Why Our Birthday Cards Create Unforgettable Reactions

Ever wonder what happens when someone opens a greeting card that literally won't shut up? We're talking hours of the same tune playing on endless repeat until the battery dies. And if they try to rip it up to make it stop? Glitter release.

Yeah, we might be a little evil at Joker Greeting, but our customers absolutely love us for it.

Our birthday prank cards look innocent enough, but once opened, they become the gift that keeps on giving. Some even have sneaky pull strips that release bonus glitter and stickers, because apparently we really enjoy chaos.

But here's the thing – the best part isn't even the prank itself. It's the reactions. The confused looks. The desperate attempts to make it stop. The inevitable surrender to hours of looping birthday tunes.

Don't believe us? These five real customer stories will have you adding multiple birthday cards to your cart before you finish reading:

1. "After 4 Hours Non-Stop She Caved and Cut It Open"

 2. "My Dog Looks Like He Went to a Strip Club"

3. "We Got to Rick Roll Everybody in a Restaurant Full of People"

4. "He Still Finds Glitter in His Kitchen a Month Later"

5. "The Card Was Still Barking Underwater"

Ready to Create Your Own Legendary Birthday Prank Stories?

These customer reactions prove one thing: Joker Greeting birthday cards don't just deliver pranks – we create memories that last way longer than the battery life (and trust us, that's saying something).

Whether you're looking to get sweet revenge on your sibling's special day, give someone a birthday they'll never forget, or find out just how patient the birthday person really is, our endless birthday cards are guaranteed to exceed expectations. Fair warning though – be prepared for some serious retaliation at your next birthday.