{"title":"Prank Cards We Can Mail for You","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’ll prepare the prank, remove the activation tab, and mail it in plain packaging—anonymously by default.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"joker-congratulations-card","title":"Endless Congratulations with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Musical Congratulations Card with Hidden Glitter Surprise\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're celebrating a graduation, promotion, or any major milestone, this prank greeting card combines heartfelt congratulations with playful humor. The recipient will appreciate the surprise and soon realize the card’s persistence adds a fun, ongoing challenge that keeps the celebration lively.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGraduations\u003c\/strong\u003e — keeps the party going long after the ceremony ends, whether they want it to or not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePromotions and new jobs\u003c\/strong\u003e — celebrate the win, then remind them of it for hours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePersonal wins\u003c\/strong\u003e — the marathon, the goal weight, the thing they won't stop talking about. Now the card won't either.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTeam and office celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e — one card, endless applause. Great for the group win nobody will forget (because it won't stop playing).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51809287045487,"sku":"Congrats-Ribbon","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Congrats-Ribbon.png?v=1778697741"},{"product_id":"joker-thinking-of-you-macarena","title":"Endless Macarena Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis all-occasion card plays \"Macarena\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a cheerful celebration card — and then it hits them with \"Macarena.\" Yes, that one. The song nobody can hear without their arms twitching toward the dance moves, now playing on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Walk away and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It works for a birthday, a graduation, a new job, or no occasion at all — any time you want to drop a one-song dance party into someone's mailbox. And it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. For any age, any gender, any time of year. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, a hidden glitter trap spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — a one-song dance party that drops into the mailbox and refuses to leave.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGraduations and new jobs\u003c\/strong\u003e — celebrate the milestone with a song they'll be humming through the whole next chapter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny-occasion gifting\u003c\/strong\u003e — no reason needed; \"Macarena\" on a loop is its own reason.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend who loves to dance (or swears they can't)\u003c\/strong\u003e — either way, their arms are already moving.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to make it stop\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to kill the song is exactly when the glitter gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996569272484,"sku":"Macarena-Card","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Celebration-Macarena.png?v=1778700644"},{"product_id":"joker-im-sorry-card","title":"Endless I'm Sorry With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Musical I'm Sorry Card with Hidden Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes saying sorry requires more than words - it requires persistence, creativity, and just the right amount of playful annoyance to break through. This card does exactly that, turning your apology into an experience they'll never forget.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup Sorry Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple 3-Step Activation:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - Keep the tab intact while writing your personal apology message inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove Tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - With the card closed or placed in envelope, pull the tab from the spine when ready to activate the endless musical apology\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent \u0026amp; Enjoy\u003c\/strong\u003e - Once the recipient opens the card, it begins its hours-long musical \"I'm Sorry So Sorry\" serenade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eIdeas on when to use Sorry Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelationship Apologies\u003c\/strong\u003e - Turn awkward apologies into memorable moments with this endlessly musical peace offering that shows you care (and have humor)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFriend Reconciliation\u003c\/strong\u003e - Mend friendships with a sorry card that literally won't stop apologizing until you're both laughing about the situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Mishaps\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for workplace apologies when you need to say sorry for small mistakes in a lighthearted, memorable way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSibling Disputes\u003c\/strong\u003e - The ultimate \"sorry not sorry\" card for family members who appreciate pranks alongside genuine apologies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996549775524,"sku":"Sorry-Card","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Sorry-Sucker.png?v=1778712494"},{"product_id":"birthday-screamer-with-confetti","title":"Endless Screamer Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt doesn't sing. It screams. Every 30 seconds. For hours.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMost musical cards play a song. This one screams every 30 seconds. It takes a pause and Thirty seconds later, another one. And another. For hours, until the battery dies. It's the only card in our catalog designed not to entertain, but to keep the recipient on edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover is a striking black-and-white \"Happy Birthday\" in dripping paint-style lettering — and the \u003cem\u003eart\u003c\/em\u003e sets the tone before they ever open it. They'll know something's off. Then they open it. And they wait. And then they scream. The recipient will absolutely text you \"WHAT did you send me?!\" — which might actually start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps haunting them for hours. For horror fans, prank veterans, and anyone whose birthday could use a little jump-scare energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA note on who this card is for: it's loud and designed to startle. We'd skip it for kids, anyone easily spooked, and anyone with anxiety or heart conditions. For everyone else who can take a scare — it's our most committed prank card.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, a loud scream plays every 30 seconds — even if they close it — and keeps going for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the screaming, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend who screams at their own party\u003c\/strong\u003e — now the card does it for them, every 30 seconds until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe prank veteran\u003c\/strong\u003e — the one who's already gotten every prank card you've sent. A scream every 30 seconds resets the bar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — a scream going off from a desk drawer every 30 seconds is the kind of workplace event that becomes a long-running story.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to kill the sound\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying it open to stop the screaming is exactly when the glitter trap gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSomeone who scares easily\u003c\/strong\u003e — affectionately. Maybe send a warning text first. Or don't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35628454707364,"sku":"Scream-BDAY","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Scream.png?v=1778626851"},{"product_id":"bachelor-party-greeting-card","title":"Endless NSFW Moaning Congrats Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis prank card fills the room with a sound nobody expects — until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHere's the setup: it looks like a totally normal, even \u003cem\u003eheartfelt\u003c\/em\u003e card. They open it — and it starts moaning. Not a beep, not a song. The unmistakable soundtrack of a very private moment, playing at full volume, in the middle of wherever they happen to be standing. It's the \"When Harry Met Sally\" restaurant scene, except it's \u003cem\u003etheir\u003c\/em\u003e hands holding it and it will not stop. Close the card? Still going. Shove it in a drawer? Muffled, but going. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop — it loops even when closed, for hours, until the battery finally dies. And when they flip it open in a panic to find the off switch, the inside reads: \u003cem\u003e\"It's just a card.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eYou can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first — it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end. (Theirs is another story.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close it to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open it, it loops nonstop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend who can take a joke\u003c\/strong\u003e — the one who will absolutely get you back, and deserves it. Bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays, group chats that have gone too far.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYour person, actually\u003c\/strong\u003e — long-distance couples and Valentine's Day. Under the joke, it's a wink only the two of you are in on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe prank that keeps giving\u003c\/strong\u003e — because it plays for hours, the reaction isn't a moment, it's an afternoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who thinks they've heard every card\u003c\/strong\u003e — they have not heard this one. Nobody has heard this one in public and recovered gracefully.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDiscreet plain white envelope included — nothing on the outside gives it away.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":34014550687879,"sku":"NSFW-Congrats","price":12.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/NSFW-Congrats.png?v=1778698334"},{"product_id":"valentines-day-card","title":"Endless I Love You Glitter \u0026 Stickers","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Love You Musical Card with Glitter Surprise and Stickers - Loops every 90 seconds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRecommended for people who appreciate romantic humor. This card includes a special \"Pull for Surprise\" strip inside that reveals a second romantic surprise - a delightful explosion of large glitter and adorable heart-shaped stickers featuring messages like \"Hug Me,\" \"Only You,\" \"Kiss Me,\" and \"Love You.\" It's like getting two romantic gestures in one perfectly persistent package!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup I Love You Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple 4-Step Love Activation:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - Keep the tab intact while writing your personal love message inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove Tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - With the card closed or placed in envelope, pull the tab from the spine when ready to activate the endless love serenade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent \u0026amp; Enjoy\u003c\/strong\u003e - Once your valentine opens the card, the love song begins its hours-long romantic performance; pausing for 90 seconds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBonus Romance\u003c\/strong\u003e - Recipient can pull the special \"Pull for Surprise\" strip inside the card to reveal hidden large glitter and adorable romantic stickers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect For Many Occasions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eValentine's Day Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Give your valentine the gift that keeps on singing... and singing... and singing for 10 hours of endless love declarations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnniversary Surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for couples who want to test if their love can survive something truly annoying (spoiler: if they survive this card, they're keepers!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRomantic Apologies\u003c\/strong\u003e - When \"I'm sorry\" needs backup singers that literally won't stop until they're forgiven (or the battery dies)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFirst Date Follow-ups\u003c\/strong\u003e - Send a clear message about your intentions with a card that's as persistent as your feelings (use with caution!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996763160740,"sku":"Love-You","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Valentine-Love_2c8d08e7-d4e4-4441-a02d-5f9515c15dab.png?v=1778712206"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-card","title":"Endless Original Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe original endless birthday card — and it does not quit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover says \"Happy Birthday to You!\" The inside says \"Forever.\" And it means it. This is the card that looks like a beautifully designed birthday greeting right up until the moment they open it — and a loud, cheerful \"Happy Birthday\" song starts playing on a loop and won't stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWe've made this card for over a decade. It's the one that started it all, now with an updated look but the same relentless cheer underneath. The recipient will almost certainly text you \"what did you DO?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and recycled, this one keeps singing for hours. For any birthday, any age, anyone who deserves to have their day celebrated whether they like it or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFamily birthday parties\u003c\/strong\u003e — the card that becomes the running joke every birthday after this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — cheerful enough to seem sweet, relentless enough to take over the whole floor until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, the years that deserve a \"Happy Birthday\" that refuses to end.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"we picked it out ourselves,\" which is, of course, exactly the problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to shut it off\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to stop the singing is the moment the glitter gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996148400292,"sku":"RED-BDAY-G","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Red_a5c4274e-f1af-46bc-bb1a-0497b02c6aec.png?v=1778622983"},{"product_id":"endless-friendship-thank-you-card","title":"Endless Thank You Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis thank you card plays \"Thank You for Being a Friend\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a warm thank you to someone who's stuck by you — and then the song kicks in. \"Thank You for Being a Friend,\" the one everyone knows, now playing on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Tuck it on a shelf and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a real thank you to a good friend, wrapped around a song they won't be able to get out of their head — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. Good for any friend, any age, any time of year, with or without a reason. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, hidden glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996748710052,"sku":"TY-Glitter","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Friend.png?v=1778692490"},{"product_id":"endless-dog-bark-birthday-with-glitter","title":"Endless Barking Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt doesn't sing \"Happy Birthday.\" It just barks. For hours.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover says \"Yappy Birthday.\" The inside hopes you have a \"bark-tastic day.\" And then they open it — and a dog starts barking. Not a song. Not a tune. Just relentless, joyful, inescapable barking that loops and does not stop. It's the most annoying birthday card we make, and that is entirely the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe recipient will almost certainly text you \"what IS this?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. It's the kind of card that gets a laugh first and a groan about four minutes later, when they realize there's no off switch. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps barking for hours. For any dog lover who can take a joke, and anyone whose birthday could use a little harmless chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the barking loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe dog person in your life\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll recognize the barking instantly, and love it anyway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend who deserves a little payback\u003c\/strong\u003e — nonstop barking until the battery dies, affectionately, of course.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — barking from a desk drawer all afternoon is its own kind of gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll pick this one out themselves, naturally, and find it hilarious.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDog-themed birthday parties\u003c\/strong\u003e — the party favor nobody asked for and everybody remembers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996049113252,"sku":"yappy-bday","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Yappy.png?v=1778624689"},{"product_id":"endless-fathers-day-baby-cry","title":"Endless Baby Crying Father's Day With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis innocent-looking Father's Day card plays a baby crying — and Dad can't make it stop\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEvery dad knows the sound. The 3 a.m. cry. The car-seat cry. The cry that won't quit no matter what you try. Whether he's a brand-new dad still living it or a grandpa who remembers it all too well, this Father's Day card brings it right back. The card looks ordinary, but the moment he opens it, a baby starts crying — and doesn't stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the kind of card that gets a reaction. He'll almost certainly text you \"what did you send me?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps reminding him you're there. For new dads, grandpas, and anyone in between who deserves a Father's Day card completely different from all the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce Dad opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if he closes it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf Dad tries to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35981806567588,"sku":"Happy-Panda","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/FathersDay-Bear.png?v=1778799454"},{"product_id":"endless-punk-rock-birthday","title":"Endless Punk Rock Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis punk rock birthday card sings \"Happy Birthday\" — and won't stop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt looks like a normal birthday card: a punk rock T-Rex with a flaming orange mohawk on the front, \"Hope it's Dino-Mite\" on the inside. But the second it opens, it rips into a punk rock version of \"Happy Birthday\" on an endless loop — no off switch, no mercy. Close it, stuff it in a drawer, hide it under a couch cushion: it keeps playing for hours until the battery finally gives out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. Everyone expects a card to get read once and tossed. This one keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text — which is half the fun, and sometimes the start of a whole conversation. It's the kind of gift people actually remember, whether it's for a dinosaur-obsessed kid or an adult who deserves a little birthday chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe dino fan of any age\u003c\/strong\u003e — kids fall for the cover, adults fall for the leather jacket and the power chords.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe pop-punk kid (or the adult who still is one)\u003c\/strong\u003e — finally, a \"Happy Birthday\" with an attitude problem, cranked until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays for someone young at heart\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, any year that calls for a little extra noise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — the dinosaur sells it on sight, and the song refuses to quit long after the candles are out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to pull the plug\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to kill the song is exactly when the glitter gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996618588324,"sku":"Punk-Rock","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Punk.png?v=1778626194"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-farts-with-glitter","title":"Endless Birthday Farts Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis birthday card plays fart sounds nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a sincere birthday card — \"Have a Very Happy Birthday\" in bright, cheerful lettering — right up until they open it. Then it rips a fart. Not a song, not a melody, just relentlessly enthusiastic farts on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it down and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing — the more they want it to quit, the funnier it gets. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke, and the inside seals it: \"You Old Fart.\" It's juvenile, it's joyful, and it's funny for the same reason it was funny when you were eight. A card that won't quit beats a paper one that gets read once and tossed — and this one keeps performing long enough to earn an \"are you SERIOUS?!\" text, which, if it's been a while, might even kick off an actual conversation. For dads, moms, kids, friends, and any birthday person who still laughs at a good fart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Birthday That Needs a Laugh\u003c\/strong\u003e — kid or adult, the fart joke is universal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend Who Started It\u003c\/strong\u003e — for whoever in your life has always found farts funny.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Milestone \"Old Fart\" Birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30, 40, 50, the card says what everyone's thinking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePranking a Sibling or Best Friend\u003c\/strong\u003e — sincere on the front, ridiculous the second it opens.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996105343140,"sku":"bday-farts","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Fart.png?v=1778626297"},{"product_id":"endless-mom-mommy-mamma-card","title":"Endless Mom Mother's Card with glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Mom Mommy Mamma Musical Mother's Day Card with Hidden Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery mom has heard \"mom, mommy, mamma\" about a million times, right? This card just gives her a few more million. It's the perfect mix of sweet and mildly annoying - she'll laugh, groan, and probably start planning her revenge gift for your next birthday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIdeas of When to Use it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMother's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e - Give Mom the endless serenade she truly deserves with this continuous loop musical greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMom's birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect endless musical card for mothers who appreciate humor and memorable surprises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTeacher appreciation gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Great prank gift for the mom who's also a teacher and needs a good laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNew mom celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal musical greeting card for friends who just became moms and love funny gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996603973796,"sku":"Endless-mom-mom-mom","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/MothersDay-Bath_3a5264e7-1b1d-433d-94d8-cb9e3b273a38.png?v=1777594385"},{"product_id":"endless-mariachi-birthday-with-glitter","title":"Endless Mariachi Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA mariachi serenade in card form — surprise serenade included\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover stars two mariachi musicians mid-song with a giant \"Happy Birthday!\" speech bubble. The inside reads \"¡Salud!\" — a proper birthday toast. And the moment they open it, a cheerful mariachi-flavored melody starts playing on a loop, and it does not stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's not \"Happy Birthday\" — it's a little mariachi tune of our own, simple and catchy in the best way. That simplicity is part of why this card travels: it's a favorite for our customers in the U.S., Canada, the U.K., and across Europe, because the music sells itself the moment it starts. The recipient will almost certainly laugh and text you \"is there a tiny band in here?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps playing for hours. For any birthday that could use a serenade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the music lover\u003c\/strong\u003e — give them a tiny band that lives in an envelope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor someone who loves a good toast\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"¡Salud!\" inside, mariachi outside, perfect handoff.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, anywhere a serenade earns its keep.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — the musicians on the cover sell it before they even hear the song.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40657283580068,"sku":"BDAY-Mariachi","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Mariachi.png?v=1778626401"},{"product_id":"endless-meowy-valentines","title":"Endless Meowy Valentines With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMusical Cat Valentine's Card That Plays \"Meowy Valentine's Day\" Song Endlessly Until Battery Dies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're celebrating with a longtime partner, surprising a friend, or simply want to create an unforgettable Valentine's memory, this endless musical card delivers purr-fection in every meow. It's the ideal way to say \"We Are Purr-fect Together\" while keeping the laughter going long after the initial surprise!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup Valentine Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple 4-Step Activation:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Your Card\u003c\/strong\u003e - Write your heartfelt (or mischievous) message while the safety tab remains in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlace in Envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e - Seal your signed card safely in the envelope for presentation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove the Tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - Pull the tab from the card's spine to arm your musical surprise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent and Enjoy\u003c\/strong\u003e - Give to your victim and watch as the endless cat meowing begins the moment they open it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect For Valentines and Anniversary \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eValentine's Day Pranks\u003c\/strong\u003e - Surprise your sweetheart with hours of adorable cat meowing that won't stop until the battery dies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCat Lover Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for feline fanatics who appreciate purr-fectly hilarious musical greeting cards with endless entertainment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRomantic Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e - Combine love and laughter with this musical prank card that keeps playing the \"Meowy Valentine's Day\" song\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnniversary Surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e - Create unforgettable memories with this endlessly entertaining card that plays for 5-10 hours straight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41521748377764,"sku":"Meowy-VDAY","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Valentine-Cat.png?v=1778789550"},{"product_id":"endless-best-boss-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless \"World's Best Boss\" Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis \"World's Best Boss\" card sings an original tune nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a sincere \"World's Best Boss\" card — and then it starts singing. The original song plays it straight to their face: they're the boss, they've got the final say, and if they don't like the song, well, it's going to keep going anyway. That's the joke baked right into the lyrics. And it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Shut it in a desk drawer and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a real \"you're the best\" gesture wrapped around a song that gently reminds the boss they're not actually in charge of this one — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" message. For any boss with a sense of humor. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, hidden glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBoss's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — the obvious one, except this \"World's Best Boss\" card keeps singing their praises long after they wish it would stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Promotion or New Job\u003c\/strong\u003e — congratulate the new boss with a song that reminds them who's \u003cem\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e in charge (it is not them).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Retirement Send-Off\u003c\/strong\u003e — give a departing boss a goodbye they'll never forget, literally, because it won't stop playing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — turn the usual passed-around card into the thing the whole office remembers this year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSecret Santa \u0026amp; Office Gift Exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e — a safe-for-work prank that lands the laugh without crossing any lines.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41868880281764,"sku":"Best-Boss","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-Boss.png?v=1778793670"},{"product_id":"endless-easter-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Easter Card With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrank Easter Greeting Card That Plays Cat Meowing to the Gregorian chant for hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis musical Easter card plays cat meowing to Gregorian chant nonstop because some holidays deserve a truly unique soundtrack! Safe to sign before activation, but once opened, prepare for hours of unforgettable feline serenades. The purrfect way to make Easter memorable!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIdeas of When to Use it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEaster Sunday celebrations and holiday gatherings\u003c\/strong\u003e - Musical Easter card perfect for family dinners, egg hunts, and spring celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEaster gift ideas and spring holiday cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Funny Easter card ideal for Easter baskets, holiday parties, and seasonal greetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCat lover gifts and pet themed Easter cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Unique Easter present combining feline humor with traditional holiday celebration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpring celebration cards and Easter surprise gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Creative Easter card for friends, family, and coworkers who appreciate quirky holiday humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41868882280612,"sku":"Easter Cat","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Endless-Easter-Cat-Meowing-Card.png?v=1752793551"},{"product_id":"endless-get-well-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Get Well Card With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGet Well Soon: Endless Musical Recovery Card with Glitter Therapy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSend healing vibes that last! This get well prank card plays music for 3+ hours nonstop. Tear it open for a glitter release. Laughter is the best medicine from Joker Greeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-lg font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-1.5\"\u003eOccasions for Get Well Prank Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePost-Surgery Recovery Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Musical get well card for friends recovering from minor procedures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSick Day Pranks\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for coworkers who called in \"sick\" on a Monday or Friday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHospital Room Entertainment\u003c\/strong\u003e - 3+ hours of music to brighten up boring recovery time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHypochondriac Friends\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal get well card for that friend who's always \"dying\" from a cold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41868889784484,"sku":"Get Well","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/GetWell-card.png?v=1755207434"},{"product_id":"endless-graduation-with-glitter","title":"Endless Off-tune Graduation Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePrank Graduation Greeting Card That Plays Off-Tune Music for Hours\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis musical graduation card plays off-tune flute melodies nonstop because some achievements deserve endless recognition! Safe to sign before activation, but once opened, get ready for hours of nostalgic music. The perfect way to make any graduation unforgettable!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eThe new high school or college grad\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003e— the one who thinks the hard part is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eover. It isn't. This card \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ewill remind them, for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ehours.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eGrad parties and ceremonies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003e — hand \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eit over at the party and let it keep \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ecelebrating long after everyone's \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eready to stop.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eThe overachiever\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003e — nursing \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eschool, an MBA, a doctorate, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ethat certification they \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ewon't shut up about. Now \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ethe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ecard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003e won't shut \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eup either.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eTeachers and professors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003e — from a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003estudent who finally made it \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eout. Endless gratitude, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eliterally.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41966449033380,"sku":"Graduation","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Graduation-Diploma.png?v=1778199405"},{"product_id":"endless-dad-dad-dad-fathers-day-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Dad, Dad, Dad, Father's Day Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis Father's Day card says \"Dad, Dad, Dad\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEvery dad knows the sound of his own name on repeat — \"Dad, Dad, Dad, Daddy\" — all day, every day. This card hands him a few thousand more. It looks like an ordinary Father's Day card right up until he opens it, and then a voice starts calling for him and does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it down and it keeps calling. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing — it loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a real Father's Day card wrapped around the one sound every dad can't tune out — and a never-ending card beats a paper one he reads once and forgets. He'll likely text you \"what did you send me?!\", which, if it's been a while, might even kick off an actual conversation. Paired with the \"Franks for all you do!\" line inside, it lands the thanks and the gag at once. For the dad who thinks he's seen every Father's Day card there is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when Dad finally gives up and pries it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFather's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — the obvious one, except this card keeps calling his name long after he wishes it would stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Dad With a Sense of Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e — the one who dishes out jokes and can take one right back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLong-Distance Dads\u003c\/strong\u003e — the \"what did you send me?!\" text is a built-in excuse to actually talk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Birthday or \"Just Because\" for Dad\u003c\/strong\u003e — the gag works any day he answers to \"Dad.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41966550220964,"sku":"Hot-dog-dad","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/FathersDay-Hotdog.png?v=1778542577"},{"product_id":"endless-pinata-birthday-with-sticker-and-glitter","title":"Endless Piñata Birthday Card with Glitter and Sticker Surprise","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe closest thing to a piñata you can put in an envelope\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou know the moment. You're at the restaurant, it's someone's birthday, and a mariachi band materializes at the table. Everyone laughs. The band keeps playing. You smile, a little longer. They keep playing. That moment — the one that gets funnier the longer it lasts — is what this card delivers, except instead of three minutes at dinner, it lasts hours. Open the card and a cheerful mariachi tune kicks in on a loop and won't stop. Then they spot a tab labeled \"PULL HERE FOR PRIZES INSIDE.\" Nobody has ever seen that label and not pulled it. They'll pull it. Glitter and a handful of birthday stickers spill out. Because a real piñata doesn't just play music — it pays out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe song does the long work; the prize pull does the moment. The recipient will almost certainly laugh and text you \"what did you send me?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps celebrating for hours. For any birthday that deserves a serenade, a surprise, and a small handful of prizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the mariachi song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInside the card, a tab labeled \"PULL HERE FOR PRIZES INSIDE\" releases a glitter spill and a set of five birthday stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eInside the \"Pull Here for Prizes\" Tab\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA chunky glitter spill and five colorful birthday stickers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHappy Birthday to Me\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the birthday person, claimed and self-administered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYou Are Awesome!!!\u003c\/strong\u003e — three exclamation points, no notes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eParty Animal\u003c\/strong\u003e — a balloon-dog wearing sunglasses, because of course.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHooray\u003c\/strong\u003e — a thumb-up and a party hat, the most universal birthday verb.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCake It Easy\u003c\/strong\u003e — a candle-topped cupcake and a pun anyone can get behind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKids' birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — the pull-for-prize tab, the sticker payoff, and the glitter spill make this the closest thing to a real piñata you can mail.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll love picking it out, and love it even more watching the recipient pull the tab and get buried in stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend who loves a good surprise\u003c\/strong\u003e — the gag lands in two beats: a birthday song that won't quit until the battery dies, then the prize reveal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — those stickers end up on laptops, water bottles, and notebooks across the whole floor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSomeone far away\u003c\/strong\u003e — the closest thing to handing them a piñata in person, mailed flat in an envelope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511108079780,"sku":"pinata","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Pinata_dc19a1f8-5874-47aa-a439-a7354f545f7c.png?v=1778627189"},{"product_id":"endless-fortune-teller-with-glitter","title":"Endless All Occasion Fortune  Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis fortune-teller card sings \"This is the card that never ends\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a mystical \"open to see your future\" card — and the future it predicts is that this is the card that never ends. That's exactly what the song says, on a loop, over and over, because it's telling the truth: it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Bury it in a drawer and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. There's no occasion required — it's the card you send a friend for no reason at all, just to make them laugh and then quietly drive them up the wall. The \"see your future\" setup and the \"you're going to be annoyed\" punchline inside do the work; you just need someone who'll appreciate the prank. And it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, hidden glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo Reason at All\u003c\/strong\u003e — the best use for it. Send it to a friend out of nowhere, just to make them laugh and then regret opening their mail.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInside Jokes \u0026amp; Pranks\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the friend you have an ongoing prank war with, this is your next move.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays \u0026amp; Congrats\u003c\/strong\u003e — when you want the moment marked with a laugh instead of a sappy verse.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Person Who Has Everything\u003c\/strong\u003e — they don't need another gift, but they've never been handed a card that refuses to stop singing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511126036644,"sku":"FortuneTeller","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-Mystery.png?v=1778783658"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-dad-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Dad Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis innocent-looking card says \"thank you, Dad\" — over and over and over again\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSome dads don't hear \"thank you\" often enough. This card fixes that — permanently. It looks like an ordinary card, but the moment Dad opens it, it starts looping \"Dad, Dad, Dad, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy\" non-stop and won't quit. It's a thank-you he physically cannot ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the kind of card that gets a reaction. Dad will almost certainly text you \"what did you send me?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps reminding him you're there and you're grateful. For anyone who wants to thank Dad in a way he'll never forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce Dad opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if he closes it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf Dad tries to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFather's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — show Dad he's always on your mind with an endlessly repeating \"Dad, Dad, Dad.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDad's birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — a prank gift that combines genuine thanks with good-natured fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThank-you gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — when you want to thank Dad in a way he'll never forget (or stop hearing).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGag gift for dads\u003c\/strong\u003e — a harmless joke gift that keeps going, and makes a memory in the process.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511138980004,"sku":"Bananas","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Dad.png?v=1778692687"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-mom-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Mom Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis thank you card loops \"Mom, Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mommy\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt reads like a heartfelt thank you to Mom — and it is, right up until she opens it and it starts calling her name on repeat. \"Mom, Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mommy,\" over and over, exactly the way she's heard it her whole life. It does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it down and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a sweet, genuine thank you wrapped around the one sound every mom knows by heart — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. Perfect for Mother's Day or any time of year you want to thank Mom and drive her a little crazy at the same time. It's the kind of gift she'll actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen she finally gives up and tries to pull the battery to stop it, a hidden glitter trap spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMother's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — a genuine thank-you that also earns a \"what did you send me?!\" text back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThanking Mom any time of year\u003c\/strong\u003e — the sentiment's real; the endless \"mom, mommy, momma\" loop is the affectionate payback.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids, at any age\u003c\/strong\u003e — she spent years hearing her name on repeat, so now the card takes over the job until the battery dies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe mom who insists she has everything\u003c\/strong\u003e — she does not have one that keeps calling her name and refuses to quit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen she tries to make it stop\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to end the singing is exactly when the glitter gets her.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511216083108,"sku":"TY-mom","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Mom.png?v=1777669793"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-grandparent-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Grandparent Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis thank you card for grandparents plays a piano version of \"The Entertainer\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a sweet thank you to Grandma or Grandpa — and then the piano kicks in. A cheerful, ragtime-style rendition of \"The Entertainer\" they'll recognize instantly, playing on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it on the counter and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a genuine thank you wrapped around a tune that'll have their toes tapping whether they like it or not — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" phone call. Works for Grandma or Grandpa, any time of year you want to say thanks and keep them on their toes. It's the kind of gift they'll actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, a hidden glitter trap spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511227256996,"sku":"Grand-Piano","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Grandparents_7b8a227d-f08b-4711-a6bb-a0630f4f68b5.png?v=1778701159"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-cake-with-glitter","title":"Endless Birthday Cake Card with Glitter","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA sweet, magical birthday card — with a song that absolutely refuses to leave\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEverything about this card is sincere. The cake, the candle, the rainbow, the \"hope it's magical\" on the inside — it's the loveliest birthday card you've ever sent. Right up until they open it. Then a bright, upbeat birthday song kicks in on a loop, and refuses to stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole gag. The card couldn't look sweeter; the song couldn't be more committed. We make a lot of cards that look mischievous from the cover on; this one looks completely innocent right up until the moment it isn't. The recipient will almost certainly laugh and text you \"is this still going?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and tucked away, this one keeps celebrating for hours. For any birthday that deserves to feel a little magical, and last a lot longer than expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHer Birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — the pink cake-and-rainbow cover looks like a sweet, ordinary card, which is exactly why the song catches her off guard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Daughter, Sister, Mom, or Best Friend\u003c\/strong\u003e — sincere enough to actually mean it, relentless enough that she'll never forget it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone Birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 16th, 21st, 30th, 40th. The bigger the birthday, the funnier it is that the singing won't stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Gift From the Kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll pick it for the cake and the rainbow. Everyone else gets the joke about an hour in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSomeone Who's Seen Every Prank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e — this is the one they won't see coming, because it doesn't look like a prank.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043815555236,"sku":"BDAY-CAKE","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Girl.png?v=1778626966"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-burp-with-glitter","title":"Endless \"Burpday\" Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHappy Burpday. And then it actually burps. For hours.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover shows a kid mid-burp with \"HAPPY BURPDAY\" lettered straight across his wide-open mouth. The inside reads \"HOPE IT'S A GAS!\" And the moment they open it, \"Happy Birthday\" starts playing — except every other note is a burp. Then it loops. And keeps looping. For hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's \"Happy Birthday\" performed by someone who really should not have had that much soda. The recipient will absolutely laugh, then text you \"is it STILL going?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps burping for hours. For kids who'll think it's the funniest thing they've ever heard, and grown-ups who secretly agree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the kid in your life\u003c\/strong\u003e — they will play it on repeat. They will not get tired of it. You have been warned.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — picked it out themselves, naturally, and find it incredible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor Dad's birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — the dad-humor classics never go out of style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the friend who never grew up\u003c\/strong\u003e — affectionately, of course.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — burps at full volume from a desk drawer is its own kind of celebration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043821551780,"sku":"BDAY-Burp","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Burp.png?v=1778627668"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-ice-cream-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Ice Cream Truck Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis thank you card plays the ice cream truck song nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a sweet, simple thank you — \"I just wanted to say…\" — and then it answers itself with the ice cream truck song, that \"Turkey in the Straw\" jingle everyone knows the second they hear it. It plays on a loop, and it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Leave it in the other room and you'll still hear it coming. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing — it loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a real thank you wrapped around the one tune that makes every head on the block turn — and paired with the \"thanks for being so cool\" line inside, it lands the gratitude and the gag in the same breath. A never-ending card beats a paper one that gets read once and recycled, and this one keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. For anyone you owe a thank you, any age, any time of year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSaying Thank You\u003c\/strong\u003e — when \"thanks\" deserves more than a card they'll read once and toss.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Favor You Owe Someone For\u003c\/strong\u003e — the neighbor, the friend who helped you move, the coworker who covered your shift. They'll get the message, repeatedly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSummer Birthdays \u0026amp; Picnics\u003c\/strong\u003e — the ice cream truck jingle is the sound of summer, now following them around the backyard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Harmless Prank\u003c\/strong\u003e — sweet on the surface, relentless underneath, for anyone who can take a joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043822502052,"sku":"TY-IceCream","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-IceCream.png?v=1778692990"},{"product_id":"endless-high-five-thank-you-with-glitter","title":"Endless High-Pitched Thank You Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eEndless High Five Musical Thank You Card with Glitter \u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTurn any thank you moment into an unforgettable celebration with this endless musical greeting card from Joker Greeting. This isn't your ordinary appreciation card - it plays an upbeat, high-pitched thank you song continuously for hours once activated. Whether you're thanking someone for their help, celebrating a win, or just sharing some joy, this musical card delivers heartfelt gratitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIdeas of When to Use it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThank You Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Express gratitude with an endless musical surprise featuring a celebratory high-five design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAchievement Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for congratulating success, milestones, or accomplishments with humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday Pranks\u003c\/strong\u003e - \u003cspan\u003eThe perfect mix of thoughtfulness and harmless, musical chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEncouragement Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - \u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eSay thanks and keep the positive energy flowing—with a card that doesn’t quit.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043825090724,"sku":"TY-HighFive","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-HighFive.png?v=1778695097"},{"product_id":"copy-of-endless-never-gonna-give-you-up-mothers-day-card","title":"Endless \"Never Gonna Give You Up\" Mother's Day Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe world's only non-digital Rickroll, now thanking Mom a waffle lot\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor nearly two decades, every Rickroll has lived on a screen. This Mother's Day card breaks the rules. The cover shows a stack of waffles with a heart-shaped pat of butter and \"Happy Mother's Day\" in script. The inside reads \"thanks a waffle lot\" — a sweet, syrupy thank-you, you'd think. And then the moment she opens it, Rick Astley starts singing \"Never Gonna Give You Up\" — and doesn't stop. Officially licensed. Physically mailable. The most committed Mother's Day card she'll ever receive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the kind of card that gets a reaction. Mom will almost certainly text you \"what did you send me?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. And the lyrics actually fit: \u003cem\u003enever gonna give you up, never gonna let you down\u003c\/em\u003e. Sweet, technically. Hilarious, actually. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and propped up on the counter, this one keeps singing for hours. For any mom who knows the meme, gets the joke, and deserves an upgrade from a regular Mother's Day card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce Mom opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if she closes it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf Mom tries to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the mom who's seen it all\u003c\/strong\u003e — she raised you. She can handle a Rickroll.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor Grandma\u003c\/strong\u003e — a classic mom gets a classic prank. Bonus points if the grandkids are around to watch her react.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"Mom, we made you a card\" hits very differently a few seconds in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor your mother-in-law\u003c\/strong\u003e — establish, once and for all, what kind of in-law you are.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAs the gag gift on top of the real gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — let the card upstage the flowers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043833053348,"sku":"Mother-Waffle","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Rickroll-MothersDay.png?v=1777659513"},{"product_id":"endless-halloween-pull-surprise","title":"Endless Halloween Card with Glitter and Sticker Surprise","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLooks Like a Normal Halloween Card. It's a Trap.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGet ready for a Halloween prank that'll have them trick-or-treating for mercy. It looks like a normal card, until they open it and the classic trick-or-treat tune kicks in — and loops, and keeps going, for hours, until the battery dies. That's the first surprise. Then there's the tab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePull the tab and the pouch ruptures, dumping glitter along with a set of Halloween stickers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\"Stay Spooky\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\"Braaiiins\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eZombie thumbs-up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnatomical heart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eEyeball\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWhen they pull the \"Pull for Prize Inside\" tab, it tears along the dotted path and ruptures the pouch — dumping glitter and a set of Halloween stickers as the payoff.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHalloween parties\u003c\/strong\u003e — endless trick-or-treat music that keeps the whole room spooky until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Halloween prankster\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the friend who thinks they've seen every trick; they won't see the pull-tab coming.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Halloween\u003c\/strong\u003e — turns one desk into the most festive, most relentless corner of the floor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSticker lovers and spooky-season fans\u003c\/strong\u003e — pulling the tab rewards them with a burst of glitter and a set of Halloween stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOctober birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the spooky-season baby who wants Halloween and cake in the same card.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44429356630180,"sku":"Halloween-Surprise","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Halloween-Zombie_7b5c767f-5ced-4e6b-a687-b87e577c3a15.png?v=1778780821"},{"product_id":"endless-baby-shark-with-glitter","title":"Endless Baby Shark Card With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooping Musical Baby Shark Glitter Card \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're celebrating a birthday, saying thank you, or just want to share some chaotic joy, this card works for any occasion. The \"You're Amazing at What You Doo Doo Doo\" message inside adds the perfect Baby Shark pun to your heartfelt (or mischievous) sentiments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to Use the Baby Shark Surprise Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSetting Up Your Baby Shark Surprise:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign and prepare safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - The card is completely safe to open, write in, and prepare before activation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove the tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - Pull the small tab from the spine of the card to arm the endless music feature\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGive the card\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ship or hand it over and wait for them to open it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnjoy the chaos\u003c\/strong\u003e - Baby Shark starts playing immediately and continues for 3+ hours straight!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eIdeal Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday Pranks \u0026amp; Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Turn any birthday into an unforgettable musical experience with endless Baby Shark that plays for hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKids Birthday Cards \u0026amp; Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - The ultimate greeting card for children who love Baby Shark songs and parents who... well, we're sorry in advance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrank Greeting Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect revenge card for friends, family, or anyone who deserves 3+ hours of non-stop Baby Shark entertainment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAll-Occasion Musical Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Versatile enough for birthdays, thank you notes, or any time you want to share some chaotic musical joy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📮\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44592291250340,"sku":"BabyShark-Sunset","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-BabyShark.png?v=1778793529"},{"product_id":"endless-st-patricks-day-pull-surprise","title":"Endless Bagpipes St. Patricks Day Card with Glitter and Stickers","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis St. Patrick's Day card plays bagpipes nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a cheerful \"Happy Saint Patrick's Day!\" card — big clover, sparkles, all charm. Then they open it and the bagpipes kick in. Not a song, just loud, droning, gloriously relentless bagpipes that do not stop. Close the card and they keep playing. Set it down and they keep playing. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing — it loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the first joke. The second is the treasure. Inside the rainbow there's a tab that says \u003cstrong\u003e\"Pull for Treasure\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — and when they go looking for their pot of gold, the pouch lets go and out spills a burst of glitter plus a set of St. Patrick's stickers. It's a never-ending bagpipe card \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a glitter surprise \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a sticker stash, wrapped in a card that wishes them luck right up until it refuses to be quiet. The inside line seals it: \"May your luck last forever.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the spine tab to arm the endless bagpipes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they open the card, the bagpipes loop non-stop — even if they close it — and play for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe finale is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Pull for Treasure\"\u003c\/strong\u003e tab inside: pull it and the hidden pouch releases a spray of glitter and a set of stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAn endless musical card that won't stop playing bagpipes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA \u003cstrong\u003e\"Pull for Treasure\"\u003c\/strong\u003e glitter pouch — pull the tab, out comes the glitter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA set of St. Patrick's stickers: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Stay Gold\" pot of gold, \"Kiss Me, I'm Irish,\" \"Lucky,\" a four-leaf clover, a horseshoe, a rainbow with clouds, and a shooting-star rainbow\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA plain white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSt. Patrick's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — the card that wishes them luck and then tests their patience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Friend Who Loves a Prank\u003c\/strong\u003e — bagpipes, glitter, and stickers is a lot to forgive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKids\u003c\/strong\u003e — the treasure pull and sticker payoff make it a hit at the kids' table.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone Irish (or Irish for a Day)\u003c\/strong\u003e — green, loud, and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44621641679012,"sku":"Clover-Patricks","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/StPatricks-Clover.png?v=1778792711"},{"product_id":"endless-cool-cat-birthday-with-glitter","title":"Endless Cool Cat Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis card meows a Birthday song to your cat friend's delight, for hours. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis ingenious Cool Cat birthday prank card transforms the classic \"Happy Birthday\" song into an endless symphony of cat meows that plays for hours once activated. What looks like an innocent birthday greeting becomes an unforgettable musical experience that can't be turned off!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect Occasions for Cat Musical Pranks\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eCoworker birthdays (especially cat lovers)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eFriend birthday surprises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eOffice revenge gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eCat-themed party gag gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eBirthday pranks for family members\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eAny time you want to give an unforgettable musical greeting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44809461432484,"sku":"Cat-BDAY","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-CoolCat.png?v=1778626621"},{"product_id":"endless-encouragement-with-glitter","title":"Endless Encouragement Clown Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThe Card That Cheers You Up, Then Won't Stop\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLooks like a sweet little clown card, until they open it. The front just wants to cheer you up. The inside comes clean: life might be frustrating, but not as frustrating as this card. Then it starts singing — \u003cem\u003e\"This is the card that never ends, yes it goes on and on, my friend…\"\u003c\/em\u003e — and it means every word, looping right back to the start, over and over, with no off switch in sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open it, the song plays — and loops back to the start over and over, for hours, until the battery dies. Closing the card won't save them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they pry it open to kill the song, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCheering someone up (technically)\u003c\/strong\u003e — it's the thought that counts, even when the follow-through is relentless.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend going through it\u003c\/strong\u003e — life's frustrating, this card is more frustrating, and somehow that lands as encouragement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGet-well and feel-better moments\u003c\/strong\u003e — a card they physically cannot ignore beats one that sits unopened on the nightstand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to make it stop\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to kill the song is exactly when the glitter gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA little affectionate payback\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the person who's always sending \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e the annoying stuff.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44809470410916,"sku":"Clown-Card","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Encouragement-Clown.png?v=1778712695"},{"product_id":"mothers-day-baby-shark-with-glitter","title":"Endless Baby Shark Mother's Day Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eEndless Baby Shark Musical Mother's Day Card with Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis Mother's Day card proves that mom's sweetness deserves the Baby Shark treatment - meaning hours of the beloved family anthem playing on endless repeat. Perfect for moms who've survived countless rounds of \"doo doo doo doo doo doo\" and lived to tell the tale. Because if mom can handle raising kids, she can definitely handle a few more hours of Baby Shark.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeas of When to Use it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMother's Day Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect musical card featuring sweet cake design that plays Baby Shark endlessly to celebrate the sweetest mom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoms Who Love Fun Music\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal for mothers who enjoy catchy tunes and don't mind hearing Baby Shark on repeat for hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweet Mother's Day Surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e - Combines beloved children's song with cake-themed design and \"Thanks for being so sweet\" message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMusical Mother's Day Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - When you want to give mom a Mother's Day gift that keeps playing her favorite family song\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44917960245412,"sku":"Mom-BabyShark","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/MothersDay-BabyShark.png?v=1778793819"},{"product_id":"endless-baby-shark-birthday-with-glitter","title":"Endless Baby Shark Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe song every parent fears, now in a birthday card they can't turn off\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou know the one. The shark song. The melody that moves into a household and never pays rent. This card plays our own take on it — same infectious bite, with a Daddy Shark verse that's a little more aggressive than the version stuck in your head. The cover wishes a \"Happy Birthday: Hope it's jawsome,\" and the moment they open it, the song kicks in on a loop and refuses to stop. The inside is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor the kids, it's a delight — they'll want to play it again and again, which is exactly the problem. For the parents, it's a birthday card and a gentle act of revenge in one. The recipient will almost certainly text you \"are you SERIOUS?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps singing for hours. For any birthday that could use a little harmless, catchy chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe kid who requests Baby Shark on repeat\u003c\/strong\u003e — now it loops back at them, and the parents will know exactly who to thank.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe parent who's heard it a thousand times\u003c\/strong\u003e — affectionate payback in card form, doo-doo-doo until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShark-themed birthday parties\u003c\/strong\u003e — hand it off as a favor and it becomes the whole afternoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne parent to another\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll laugh, then start plotting the revenge card they send you back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — a few minutes of this either clears the room or unites it in shared suffering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44975098527908,"sku":"Shark-Birthday","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-BabyShark_48e5be82-f5b1-4287-a5bb-de7deee1f03f.png?v=1778624838"},{"product_id":"endless-fathers-day-card-pull-surprise","title":"Endless Fart Father's Day Card with \"Pull My Finger\" Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis Father's Day card plays fart sounds nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt looks like a normal \"Happy Father's Day\" card — until Dad opens it and it farts. Then another. Then it just keeps going. The fart sounds loop nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing, and that's only the first joke. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHere's the second joke, and it's the good one: printed on the pull-tab inside is a finger, and it says \u003cstrong\u003e\"Pull My Finger.\" \u003c\/strong\u003eWhen Dad does what every dad has demanded his whole life, the pouch lets go — and out comes a burst of glitter plus a set of pun stickers. It's a never-ending fart card \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a pull-my-finger gag \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a glitter bomb, stacked into one card for the man who knows how to make a lasting impression (that's the line waiting inside).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the spine tab to arm the endless sound.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen Dad opens the card, the fart sounds loop non-stop — even if he closes it — and play for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe finale is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Pull My Finger\"\u003c\/strong\u003e tab at the bottom inside: pull it and the hidden pouch releases glitter and a set of pun stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAn endless musical prank card that won't stop farting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA \u003cstrong\u003e\"Pull My Finger\"\u003c\/strong\u003e glitter pouch — pull the finger, out comes the glitter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA set of pun stickers: \u003cstrong\u003e\"You're the Zest,\" \"Snailed It,\" \"You're a Big Dill,\" \"You Rock,\" \"You're Rad-ish\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA plain white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFather's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the dad whose signature move has always been \"pull my finger.\" Now the card does it back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Dad Who Loves a Gross-Out Gag\u003c\/strong\u003e — fart jokes, dad jokes, the whole catalog. This speaks his language.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Family With Kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — the fart sounds and sticker payoff make it a gift the whole table can laugh at.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Prank-Loving Dad's Birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — the gag isn't tied to June; it lands any day he answers to \"Dad.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44975114977444,"sku":"FathersDay-Pull","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/FathersDay-Fart.png?v=1778542709"},{"product_id":"endless-baby-shower-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Baby Shower Card Glitter and Sticker Surprise","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis baby shower card plays \"Baby Shark\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a sweet, sincere new-baby card — \"Welcome to the World, Little One.\" Then the new parents open it, and the one song every parent is doomed to memorize comes swimming out: \"Baby Shark,\" \u003cem\u003edoo doo doo doo doo doo\u003c\/em\u003e, looping on and on, and it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it down and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the first joke, and it's a knowing one: you're welcoming this baby \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e handing the parents the anthem they'll be hearing for the next three years, a little early. The second joke is the surprise inside — pull the strip and a hidden pouch lets go, spilling glitter and a set of adorable baby stickers. It's an endless card, a glitter surprise, and a sticker stash, wrapped in the most wholesome-looking card on the shelf. For parents-to-be who can take a joke as well as they'll take the sleepless nights.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePull the strip inside and the hidden pouch releases glitter and a set of baby stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBaby Showers\u003c\/strong\u003e — the gift that keeps on giving, long after the party.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNewborn Congratulations\u003c\/strong\u003e — welcome the little one with a card that won't stop celebrating their arrival.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGender Reveals\u003c\/strong\u003e — boy or girl, everyone remembers the card that wouldn't quit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFirst Birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the kid who's about to learn every word anyway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51695680586095,"sku":"BabyStork","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Baby-BabyShark.png?v=1778697934"},{"product_id":"gender-reveal-boy","title":"Gender Reveal Boy Glitter and Sticker Surprise","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGender Reveal Boy Novelty Card - Blue Glitter \u0026amp; Stickers Inside \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShare your \"It's A Boy\" news with a fun twist! When the pull strip is pulled, blue glitter and stickers are released. It's a simple way to turn your announcement into a memorable moment that everyone will be talking about (and cleaning up) afterward!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to Use and Setup\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen the card to sign it, close the card\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card  and pulls the the strip stickers and glitter will be released \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\"It's a\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  Boy\"\u003c\/span\u003e is hidden under the pull strip. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*This card has no audio\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIdeas of  When to Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGender Reveal Parties\u003c\/strong\u003e - Turn your announcement into a fun glittery moment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBaby Shower Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for expecting parents who love a good laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePregnancy Announcements\u003c\/strong\u003e - Share your \"it's a boy\" news in a memorable way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFun Baby Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Great for couples who appreciate creative reveals with humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51695704965487,"sku":"Gender-Boy","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Baby-Boy.png?v=1778698091"},{"product_id":"gender-reveal-girl","title":"Gender Reveal Girl Glitter and Sticker Surprise","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGender Reveal Girl Novelty Card - Pink Glitter \u0026amp; Stickers Inside \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnnounce your \"It's A Girl\" news in style! Pull the hidden strip to release a burst of pink glitter and fun stickers. 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Pull the strip to unleash glitter and celebratory stickers everywhere. 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Birthdays, achievements, thank you notes, congratulations, sports victories, academic success, work promotions, or just because someone is genuinely the Greatest of All Time in your life. 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It looks sweet and innocent on the outside with its \"Mom, Thanks for the great genes\" message, but once opened, it becomes a fart-filled comedy show that just won't quit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside the card at the bottom, there's a pull strip just waiting to be discovered. 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