{"title":"Non-Seasonal Greeting Cards","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"joker-birthday-card-with-glitter-white","title":"Endless Classic Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe most elegant birthday card you'll ever weaponize\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBeautiful script. Clean white card. Tasteful enough to seem like the classy choice on the shelf. The cover reads \"Happy Birthday,\" the inside reads \"Forever\" — and that's the whole tell. Because the moment they open this refined little card, a loud, cheerful \"Happy Birthday\" song starts playing on a loop and refuses to stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis was the very first endless card we ever made — over a decade ago, the one that started the whole company. It still looks like the polite option right up until it doesn't. The recipient will almost certainly text you \"what did you DO?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and shelved, this one keeps singing for hours. For any birthday, any age, anyone who'd appreciate the contrast between how nice it looks and how long it lasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"I got you a nice card\" fake-out\u003c\/strong\u003e — hand it over looking sincere. Let the song do the rest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor someone with good taste\u003c\/strong\u003e — the design earns the open. The song earns the memory.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, when an elegant card feels right and a prank feels better.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — looks grown-up and thoughtful, plays for hours; the best of both.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLong-distance birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — mail it like any tasteful card; the surprise carries fine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996146761892,"sku":"White-BDAY","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-White.png?v=1778627302"},{"product_id":"joker-congratulations-card","title":"Endless Congratulations with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Musical Congratulations Card with Hidden Glitter Surprise\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're celebrating a graduation, promotion, or any major milestone, this prank greeting card combines heartfelt congratulations with playful humor. The recipient will appreciate the surprise and soon realize the card’s persistence adds a fun, ongoing challenge that keeps the celebration lively.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGraduations\u003c\/strong\u003e — keeps the party going long after the ceremony ends, whether they want it to or not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePromotions and new jobs\u003c\/strong\u003e — celebrate the win, then remind them of it for hours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePersonal wins\u003c\/strong\u003e — the marathon, the goal weight, the thing they won't stop talking about. Now the card won't either.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTeam and office celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e — one card, endless applause. Great for the group win nobody will forget (because it won't stop playing).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51809287045487,"sku":"Congrats-Ribbon","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Congrats-Ribbon.png?v=1778697741"},{"product_id":"joker-thinking-of-you-macarena","title":"Endless Macarena Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis all-occasion card plays \"Macarena\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a cheerful celebration card — and then it hits them with \"Macarena.\" Yes, that one. The song nobody can hear without their arms twitching toward the dance moves, now playing on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Walk away and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It works for a birthday, a graduation, a new job, or no occasion at all — any time you want to drop a one-song dance party into someone's mailbox. And it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. For any age, any gender, any time of year. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, a hidden glitter trap spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — a one-song dance party that drops into the mailbox and refuses to leave.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGraduations and new jobs\u003c\/strong\u003e — celebrate the milestone with a song they'll be humming through the whole next chapter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny-occasion gifting\u003c\/strong\u003e — no reason needed; \"Macarena\" on a loop is its own reason.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend who loves to dance (or swears they can't)\u003c\/strong\u003e — either way, their arms are already moving.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to make it stop\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to kill the song is exactly when the glitter gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996569272484,"sku":"Macarena-Card","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Celebration-Macarena.png?v=1778700644"},{"product_id":"joker-im-sorry-card","title":"Endless I'm Sorry With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Musical I'm Sorry Card with Hidden Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes saying sorry requires more than words - it requires persistence, creativity, and just the right amount of playful annoyance to break through. This card does exactly that, turning your apology into an experience they'll never forget.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup Sorry Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple 3-Step Activation:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - Keep the tab intact while writing your personal apology message inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove Tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - With the card closed or placed in envelope, pull the tab from the spine when ready to activate the endless musical apology\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent \u0026amp; Enjoy\u003c\/strong\u003e - Once the recipient opens the card, it begins its hours-long musical \"I'm Sorry So Sorry\" serenade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eIdeas on when to use Sorry Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelationship Apologies\u003c\/strong\u003e - Turn awkward apologies into memorable moments with this endlessly musical peace offering that shows you care (and have humor)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFriend Reconciliation\u003c\/strong\u003e - Mend friendships with a sorry card that literally won't stop apologizing until you're both laughing about the situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Mishaps\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for workplace apologies when you need to say sorry for small mistakes in a lighthearted, memorable way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSibling Disputes\u003c\/strong\u003e - The ultimate \"sorry not sorry\" card for family members who appreciate pranks alongside genuine apologies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996549775524,"sku":"Sorry-Card","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Sorry-Sucker.png?v=1778712494"},{"product_id":"joker-birthday-recordable-card-w-confetti","title":"Endless Birthday Recordable Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe endless musical card — but you record the song\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor every other card in our catalog, we picked the song. For this one, you do. Record up to 30 seconds of audio directly into the card — your voice, a song, a sound effect, an inside joke, an impression, a serenade, a confession, anything. When they open the card, your recording loops non-stop and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the card we made for the songs we couldn't make ourselves. We've had customers ask for years if we'd make a card playing a specific song — sometimes a famous one we can't license (we made a video recently using \"Pocketful of Sunshine\" from \u003cem\u003eEasy A\u003c\/em\u003e, and the requests haven't stopped). Now you can. Whatever song they'd recognize from the first three notes, whatever song was \u003cem\u003eyours\u003c\/em\u003e — the wedding song, the road-trip song, the one from the summer you met, the one that's just an inside joke between the two of you — record it, send it, let it play. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps playing your message for hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Recordable Endless Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRecord.\u003c\/strong\u003e Open the card and press and hold the \"Press Here\" button. After the beep, you have up to 30 seconds. Release the button to stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReview.\u003c\/strong\u003e Tap the button quickly to play back what you recorded. Don't love it? Press and hold again to re-record from scratch — as many times as you need.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArm it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Once your recording is right, sign the card, insert it into the envelope, and pull the tab from the spine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLoop.\u003c\/strong\u003e When the recipient opens the card and presses the button, your recording loops non-stop — even if they close it or press the button again — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlitter trap.\u003c\/strong\u003e If they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIdeas for What to Record\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe song that's \u003cem\u003eyours\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e — the wedding song, the road-trip song, the one playing the first time you met, the one that's an inside joke nobody else would get. The song they'd recognize from the first three notes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA song you can't buy as a card\u003c\/strong\u003e — that one specific song that means something to them; the one no greeting card company would ever license.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA personal serenade\u003c\/strong\u003e — sing \"Happy Birthday\" yourself. Off-key is funnier. They'll keep it forever.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA message from far away\u003c\/strong\u003e — for grandparents, long-distance friends, or anyone you wish you could be there in person for.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — record them singing, laughing, or yelling \"Happy Birthday Grandma!\" on a loop. It will absolutely make her cry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — every coworker records one line. Stitched together, it becomes the greatest birthday card the recipient has ever opened.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996134441124,"sku":"Recordable-BDAY","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Recordable_9cb95aa4-717f-407e-8851-3901f0fe7f70.png?v=1778629960"},{"product_id":"birthday-screamer-with-confetti","title":"Endless Screamer Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt doesn't sing. It screams. Every 30 seconds. For hours.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMost musical cards play a song. This one screams every 30 seconds. It takes a pause and Thirty seconds later, another one. And another. For hours, until the battery dies. It's the only card in our catalog designed not to entertain, but to keep the recipient on edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover is a striking black-and-white \"Happy Birthday\" in dripping paint-style lettering — and the \u003cem\u003eart\u003c\/em\u003e sets the tone before they ever open it. They'll know something's off. Then they open it. And they wait. And then they scream. The recipient will absolutely text you \"WHAT did you send me?!\" — which might actually start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps haunting them for hours. For horror fans, prank veterans, and anyone whose birthday could use a little jump-scare energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA note on who this card is for: it's loud and designed to startle. We'd skip it for kids, anyone easily spooked, and anyone with anxiety or heart conditions. For everyone else who can take a scare — it's our most committed prank card.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, a loud scream plays every 30 seconds — even if they close it — and keeps going for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the screaming, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend who screams at their own party\u003c\/strong\u003e — now the card does it for them, every 30 seconds until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe prank veteran\u003c\/strong\u003e — the one who's already gotten every prank card you've sent. A scream every 30 seconds resets the bar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — a scream going off from a desk drawer every 30 seconds is the kind of workplace event that becomes a long-running story.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to kill the sound\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying it open to stop the screaming is exactly when the glitter trap gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSomeone who scares easily\u003c\/strong\u003e — affectionately. Maybe send a warning text first. Or don't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35628454707364,"sku":"Scream-BDAY","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Scream.png?v=1778626851"},{"product_id":"bachelor-party-greeting-card","title":"Endless NSFW Moaning Congrats Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis prank card fills the room with a sound nobody expects — until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHere's the setup: it looks like a totally normal, even \u003cem\u003eheartfelt\u003c\/em\u003e card. They open it — and it starts moaning. Not a beep, not a song. The unmistakable soundtrack of a very private moment, playing at full volume, in the middle of wherever they happen to be standing. It's the \"When Harry Met Sally\" restaurant scene, except it's \u003cem\u003etheir\u003c\/em\u003e hands holding it and it will not stop. Close the card? Still going. Shove it in a drawer? Muffled, but going. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop — it loops even when closed, for hours, until the battery finally dies. And when they flip it open in a panic to find the off switch, the inside reads: \u003cem\u003e\"It's just a card.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eYou can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first — it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end. (Theirs is another story.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close it to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open it, it loops nonstop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend who can take a joke\u003c\/strong\u003e — the one who will absolutely get you back, and deserves it. Bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays, group chats that have gone too far.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYour person, actually\u003c\/strong\u003e — long-distance couples and Valentine's Day. Under the joke, it's a wink only the two of you are in on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe prank that keeps giving\u003c\/strong\u003e — because it plays for hours, the reaction isn't a moment, it's an afternoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who thinks they've heard every card\u003c\/strong\u003e — they have not heard this one. Nobody has heard this one in public and recovered gracefully.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDiscreet plain white envelope included — nothing on the outside gives it away.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":34014550687879,"sku":"NSFW-Congrats","price":12.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/NSFW-Congrats.png?v=1778698334"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-card","title":"Endless Original Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe original endless birthday card — and it does not quit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover says \"Happy Birthday to You!\" The inside says \"Forever.\" And it means it. This is the card that looks like a beautifully designed birthday greeting right up until the moment they open it — and a loud, cheerful \"Happy Birthday\" song starts playing on a loop and won't stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWe've made this card for over a decade. It's the one that started it all, now with an updated look but the same relentless cheer underneath. The recipient will almost certainly text you \"what did you DO?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and recycled, this one keeps singing for hours. For any birthday, any age, anyone who deserves to have their day celebrated whether they like it or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFamily birthday parties\u003c\/strong\u003e — the card that becomes the running joke every birthday after this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — cheerful enough to seem sweet, relentless enough to take over the whole floor until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, the years that deserve a \"Happy Birthday\" that refuses to end.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"we picked it out ourselves,\" which is, of course, exactly the problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to shut it off\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to stop the singing is the moment the glitter gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996148400292,"sku":"RED-BDAY-G","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Red_a5c4274e-f1af-46bc-bb1a-0497b02c6aec.png?v=1778622983"},{"product_id":"copy-of-joker-endless-blue-birthday-with-glitter","title":"Endless Birthday with No Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #f1c232;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eEndless Blue Birthday Musical Greeting Card – Hilarious Prank That Plays for Hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003eCelebrate birthdays with a side of chaos. The \u003cem\u003eEndless Blue Birthday Musical Greeting Card\u003c\/em\u003e by Joker Greeting is more than just a card — it’s a non-stop party. Designed to look like a normal birthday card, it plays a cheerful birthday tune when opened… but here’s the twist: once the activation tab is removed, it loops the music endlessly until the battery dies \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis card has no glitter inside when it is broken like our other cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGag gift lovers who want their card to \u003cem\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e be remembered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays for friends, family, coworkers — all ages welcome\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOffice parties, birthday pranks, or anyone who “loves” surprises\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose tired of boring greeting cards and ready for chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996095545508,"sku":"Blue-BDAY","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Blue.png?v=1778626733"},{"product_id":"endless-friendship-thank-you-card","title":"Endless Thank You Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis thank you card plays \"Thank You for Being a Friend\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a warm thank you to someone who's stuck by you — and then the song kicks in. \"Thank You for Being a Friend,\" the one everyone knows, now playing on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Tuck it on a shelf and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a real thank you to a good friend, wrapped around a song they won't be able to get out of their head — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. Good for any friend, any age, any time of year, with or without a reason. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, hidden glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996748710052,"sku":"TY-Glitter","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Friend.png?v=1778692490"},{"product_id":"endless-dog-bark-birthday-with-glitter","title":"Endless Barking Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt doesn't sing \"Happy Birthday.\" It just barks. For hours.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover says \"Yappy Birthday.\" The inside hopes you have a \"bark-tastic day.\" And then they open it — and a dog starts barking. Not a song. Not a tune. Just relentless, joyful, inescapable barking that loops and does not stop. It's the most annoying birthday card we make, and that is entirely the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe recipient will almost certainly text you \"what IS this?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. It's the kind of card that gets a laugh first and a groan about four minutes later, when they realize there's no off switch. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps barking for hours. For any dog lover who can take a joke, and anyone whose birthday could use a little harmless chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the barking loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe dog person in your life\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll recognize the barking instantly, and love it anyway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend who deserves a little payback\u003c\/strong\u003e — nonstop barking until the battery dies, affectionately, of course.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — barking from a desk drawer all afternoon is its own kind of gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll pick this one out themselves, naturally, and find it hilarious.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDog-themed birthday parties\u003c\/strong\u003e — the party favor nobody asked for and everybody remembers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996049113252,"sku":"yappy-bday","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Yappy.png?v=1778624689"},{"product_id":"endless-punk-rock-birthday","title":"Endless Punk Rock Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis punk rock birthday card sings \"Happy Birthday\" — and won't stop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt looks like a normal birthday card: a punk rock T-Rex with a flaming orange mohawk on the front, \"Hope it's Dino-Mite\" on the inside. But the second it opens, it rips into a punk rock version of \"Happy Birthday\" on an endless loop — no off switch, no mercy. Close it, stuff it in a drawer, hide it under a couch cushion: it keeps playing for hours until the battery finally gives out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. Everyone expects a card to get read once and tossed. This one keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text — which is half the fun, and sometimes the start of a whole conversation. It's the kind of gift people actually remember, whether it's for a dinosaur-obsessed kid or an adult who deserves a little birthday chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe dino fan of any age\u003c\/strong\u003e — kids fall for the cover, adults fall for the leather jacket and the power chords.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe pop-punk kid (or the adult who still is one)\u003c\/strong\u003e — finally, a \"Happy Birthday\" with an attitude problem, cranked until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays for someone young at heart\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, any year that calls for a little extra noise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — the dinosaur sells it on sight, and the song refuses to quit long after the candles are out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to pull the plug\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to kill the song is exactly when the glitter gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996618588324,"sku":"Punk-Rock","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Punk.png?v=1778626194"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-farts-with-glitter","title":"Endless Birthday Farts Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis birthday card plays fart sounds nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a sincere birthday card — \"Have a Very Happy Birthday\" in bright, cheerful lettering — right up until they open it. Then it rips a fart. Not a song, not a melody, just relentlessly enthusiastic farts on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it down and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing — the more they want it to quit, the funnier it gets. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke, and the inside seals it: \"You Old Fart.\" It's juvenile, it's joyful, and it's funny for the same reason it was funny when you were eight. A card that won't quit beats a paper one that gets read once and tossed — and this one keeps performing long enough to earn an \"are you SERIOUS?!\" text, which, if it's been a while, might even kick off an actual conversation. For dads, moms, kids, friends, and any birthday person who still laughs at a good fart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Birthday That Needs a Laugh\u003c\/strong\u003e — kid or adult, the fart joke is universal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend Who Started It\u003c\/strong\u003e — for whoever in your life has always found farts funny.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Milestone \"Old Fart\" Birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30, 40, 50, the card says what everyone's thinking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePranking a Sibling or Best Friend\u003c\/strong\u003e — sincere on the front, ridiculous the second it opens.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35996105343140,"sku":"bday-farts","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Fart.png?v=1778626297"},{"product_id":"endless-mariachi-birthday-with-glitter","title":"Endless Mariachi Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA mariachi serenade in card form — surprise serenade included\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover stars two mariachi musicians mid-song with a giant \"Happy Birthday!\" speech bubble. The inside reads \"¡Salud!\" — a proper birthday toast. And the moment they open it, a cheerful mariachi-flavored melody starts playing on a loop, and it does not stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's not \"Happy Birthday\" — it's a little mariachi tune of our own, simple and catchy in the best way. That simplicity is part of why this card travels: it's a favorite for our customers in the U.S., Canada, the U.K., and across Europe, because the music sells itself the moment it starts. The recipient will almost certainly laugh and text you \"is there a tiny band in here?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps playing for hours. For any birthday that could use a serenade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the music lover\u003c\/strong\u003e — give them a tiny band that lives in an envelope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor someone who loves a good toast\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"¡Salud!\" inside, mariachi outside, perfect handoff.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, anywhere a serenade earns its keep.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — the musicians on the cover sell it before they even hear the song.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40657283580068,"sku":"BDAY-Mariachi","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Mariachi.png?v=1778626401"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-rick-roll-with-glitter","title":"Endless \"Never Gonna Give You Up\" Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe world's only non-digital Rickroll, now in a birthday card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor nearly two decades, every Rickroll has lived on a screen — a sneaky link, a redirected URL, a YouTube tab you didn't ask for. This card breaks the rules. It looks like an ordinary birthday card, but the moment they open it, Rick Astley starts singing \"Never Gonna Give You Up\" — and doesn't stop. Officially licensed. Physically mailable. They walked right into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the kind of card that gets a reaction. They'll almost certainly text you \"are you kidding me?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps singing for hours. For anyone who knows the meme, lived through the era, and deserves to be Rickrolled the way it was meant to be done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays of all ages\u003c\/strong\u003e — friends, family, coworkers, anyone who'd appreciate getting Rickrolled in real life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — the conference-room Rickroll that won't end until someone gives up and removes the battery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 30th, 40th, 50th, anyone old enough to remember the original era.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the meme-literate\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll see the cover, hear the first note, and immediately know they've been had.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAs a gag gift on its own\u003c\/strong\u003e — funny enough to be the gift, not just the card on top of it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41496613486756,"sku":"BDAY-Rick","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Rickroll-Birthday.png?v=1778627430"},{"product_id":"endless-best-boss-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless \"World's Best Boss\" Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis \"World's Best Boss\" card sings an original tune nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a sincere \"World's Best Boss\" card — and then it starts singing. The original song plays it straight to their face: they're the boss, they've got the final say, and if they don't like the song, well, it's going to keep going anyway. That's the joke baked right into the lyrics. And it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Shut it in a desk drawer and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a real \"you're the best\" gesture wrapped around a song that gently reminds the boss they're not actually in charge of this one — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" message. For any boss with a sense of humor. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, hidden glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBoss's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — the obvious one, except this \"World's Best Boss\" card keeps singing their praises long after they wish it would stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Promotion or New Job\u003c\/strong\u003e — congratulate the new boss with a song that reminds them who's \u003cem\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e in charge (it is not them).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Retirement Send-Off\u003c\/strong\u003e — give a departing boss a goodbye they'll never forget, literally, because it won't stop playing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — turn the usual passed-around card into the thing the whole office remembers this year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSecret Santa \u0026amp; Office Gift Exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e — a safe-for-work prank that lands the laugh without crossing any lines.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41868880281764,"sku":"Best-Boss","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-Boss.png?v=1778793670"},{"product_id":"endless-retirement-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Retirement Card With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThe Retirement Send-Off That Refuses to Retire\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLooks like a gorgeous \"Happy Retirement\" card — palm trees, a beach chair, a cocktail with their name on it. Then they open it and a farewell song kicks in, loops back to the start, and does it again. Inside it reads \u003cem\u003eFarewell (Forever)\u003c\/em\u003e — and it means the forever part. Forty years of service, and this is the send-off that won't clock out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open it, the song plays — and loops back to the start over and over, for hours, until the battery dies. Closing the card won't stop it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they pry it open to kill the song, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRetirement parties\u003c\/strong\u003e — the send-off gift that quietly becomes the entertainment for the whole party.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe coworker escaping the office\u003c\/strong\u003e — payback for every meeting they made you sit through, in song form.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe boss finally clocking out\u003c\/strong\u003e — a farewell that keeps going long after they've left the building.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEarly retirement\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the friend leaving the workforce young while you're still stuck in it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to end the celebration early\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to stop the song is exactly when the glitter gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41868894339236,"sku":"Retirement","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Retirement-card.png?v=1755198715"},{"product_id":"endless-pinata-birthday-with-sticker-and-glitter","title":"Endless Piñata Birthday Card with Glitter and Sticker Surprise","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe closest thing to a piñata you can put in an envelope\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou know the moment. You're at the restaurant, it's someone's birthday, and a mariachi band materializes at the table. Everyone laughs. The band keeps playing. You smile, a little longer. They keep playing. That moment — the one that gets funnier the longer it lasts — is what this card delivers, except instead of three minutes at dinner, it lasts hours. Open the card and a cheerful mariachi tune kicks in on a loop and won't stop. Then they spot a tab labeled \"PULL HERE FOR PRIZES INSIDE.\" Nobody has ever seen that label and not pulled it. They'll pull it. Glitter and a handful of birthday stickers spill out. Because a real piñata doesn't just play music — it pays out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe song does the long work; the prize pull does the moment. The recipient will almost certainly laugh and text you \"what did you send me?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps celebrating for hours. For any birthday that deserves a serenade, a surprise, and a small handful of prizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the mariachi song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInside the card, a tab labeled \"PULL HERE FOR PRIZES INSIDE\" releases a glitter spill and a set of five birthday stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eInside the \"Pull Here for Prizes\" Tab\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA chunky glitter spill and five colorful birthday stickers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHappy Birthday to Me\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the birthday person, claimed and self-administered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYou Are Awesome!!!\u003c\/strong\u003e — three exclamation points, no notes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eParty Animal\u003c\/strong\u003e — a balloon-dog wearing sunglasses, because of course.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHooray\u003c\/strong\u003e — a thumb-up and a party hat, the most universal birthday verb.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCake It Easy\u003c\/strong\u003e — a candle-topped cupcake and a pun anyone can get behind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKids' birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — the pull-for-prize tab, the sticker payoff, and the glitter spill make this the closest thing to a real piñata you can mail.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll love picking it out, and love it even more watching the recipient pull the tab and get buried in stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend who loves a good surprise\u003c\/strong\u003e — the gag lands in two beats: a birthday song that won't quit until the battery dies, then the prize reveal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — those stickers end up on laptops, water bottles, and notebooks across the whole floor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSomeone far away\u003c\/strong\u003e — the closest thing to handing them a piñata in person, mailed flat in an envelope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511108079780,"sku":"pinata","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Pinata_dc19a1f8-5874-47aa-a439-a7354f545f7c.png?v=1778627189"},{"product_id":"endless-fortune-teller-with-glitter","title":"Endless All Occasion Fortune  Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis fortune-teller card sings \"This is the card that never ends\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a mystical \"open to see your future\" card — and the future it predicts is that this is the card that never ends. That's exactly what the song says, on a loop, over and over, because it's telling the truth: it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Bury it in a drawer and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. There's no occasion required — it's the card you send a friend for no reason at all, just to make them laugh and then quietly drive them up the wall. The \"see your future\" setup and the \"you're going to be annoyed\" punchline inside do the work; you just need someone who'll appreciate the prank. And it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, hidden glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo Reason at All\u003c\/strong\u003e — the best use for it. Send it to a friend out of nowhere, just to make them laugh and then regret opening their mail.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInside Jokes \u0026amp; Pranks\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the friend you have an ongoing prank war with, this is your next move.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays \u0026amp; Congrats\u003c\/strong\u003e — when you want the moment marked with a laugh instead of a sappy verse.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Person Who Has Everything\u003c\/strong\u003e — they don't need another gift, but they've never been handed a card that refuses to stop singing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511126036644,"sku":"FortuneTeller","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-Mystery.png?v=1778783658"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-dad-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Dad Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis innocent-looking card says \"thank you, Dad\" — over and over and over again\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSome dads don't hear \"thank you\" often enough. This card fixes that — permanently. It looks like an ordinary card, but the moment Dad opens it, it starts looping \"Dad, Dad, Dad, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy\" non-stop and won't quit. It's a thank-you he physically cannot ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the kind of card that gets a reaction. Dad will almost certainly text you \"what did you send me?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps reminding him you're there and you're grateful. For anyone who wants to thank Dad in a way he'll never forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce Dad opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if he closes it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf Dad tries to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFather's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — show Dad he's always on your mind with an endlessly repeating \"Dad, Dad, Dad.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDad's birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — a prank gift that combines genuine thanks with good-natured fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThank-you gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — when you want to thank Dad in a way he'll never forget (or stop hearing).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGag gift for dads\u003c\/strong\u003e — a harmless joke gift that keeps going, and makes a memory in the process.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511138980004,"sku":"Bananas","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Dad.png?v=1778692687"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-mom-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Mom Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis thank you card loops \"Mom, Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mommy\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt reads like a heartfelt thank you to Mom — and it is, right up until she opens it and it starts calling her name on repeat. \"Mom, Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mommy,\" over and over, exactly the way she's heard it her whole life. It does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it down and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a sweet, genuine thank you wrapped around the one sound every mom knows by heart — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. Perfect for Mother's Day or any time of year you want to thank Mom and drive her a little crazy at the same time. It's the kind of gift she'll actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen she finally gives up and tries to pull the battery to stop it, a hidden glitter trap spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMother's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — a genuine thank-you that also earns a \"what did you send me?!\" text back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThanking Mom any time of year\u003c\/strong\u003e — the sentiment's real; the endless \"mom, mommy, momma\" loop is the affectionate payback.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids, at any age\u003c\/strong\u003e — she spent years hearing her name on repeat, so now the card takes over the job until the battery dies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe mom who insists she has everything\u003c\/strong\u003e — she does not have one that keeps calling her name and refuses to quit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen she tries to make it stop\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to end the singing is exactly when the glitter gets her.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511216083108,"sku":"TY-mom","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Mom.png?v=1777669793"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-grandparent-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Grandparent Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis thank you card for grandparents plays a piano version of \"The Entertainer\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a sweet thank you to Grandma or Grandpa — and then the piano kicks in. A cheerful, ragtime-style rendition of \"The Entertainer\" they'll recognize instantly, playing on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it on the counter and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a genuine thank you wrapped around a tune that'll have their toes tapping whether they like it or not — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" phone call. Works for Grandma or Grandpa, any time of year you want to say thanks and keep them on their toes. It's the kind of gift they'll actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, a hidden glitter trap spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511227256996,"sku":"Grand-Piano","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Grandparents_7b8a227d-f08b-4711-a6bb-a0630f4f68b5.png?v=1778701159"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-with-glitter-intermittent","title":"Endless Retro Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\"You're Not Old, You're Retro.\" And the song agrees.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover reads \"You're Not Old, You're Retro\" alongside a cassette tape and headphones — affectionate, a little cheeky, and the kind of compliment that actually lands. The inside reads \"Happy Birthday.\" And the moment they open it, a doo-wop-flavored birthday song starts playing on a loop, one warm voice serenading them like it's an old 45 record that won't lift the needle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the milestone-birthday card that doesn't punch down. Calling someone \"old\" is easy and a little tired; calling them \"retro\" turns the whole joke into a compliment, then commits to it with hours of vintage-style birthday joy. The recipient will almost certainly laugh and text you \"what IS this song?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and shelved, this one keeps serenading for hours. For any birthday that earns a little affectionate vintage swagger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone Birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 40th, 50th, 60th. The years where \"old\" is a touchy word and \"retro\" is the gift that softens it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMom or Dad\u003c\/strong\u003e — tease them about the big number without it landing wrong. \"Retro\" is a compliment; the nonstop singing is the actual joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrandma or Grandpa\u003c\/strong\u003e — the era is the punchline, and they'll get it faster than anyone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Music Lover\u003c\/strong\u003e — the doo-wop cover of the birthday song is the kind of throwback they'll recognize in two notes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone Who's Officially \"Vintage\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the person who'd rather be called retro than old, and has earned the right to either.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043812180132,"sku":"Retro-BDAY","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Retro.png?v=1778626519"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-cake-with-glitter","title":"Endless Birthday Cake Card with Glitter","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA sweet, magical birthday card — with a song that absolutely refuses to leave\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEverything about this card is sincere. The cake, the candle, the rainbow, the \"hope it's magical\" on the inside — it's the loveliest birthday card you've ever sent. Right up until they open it. Then a bright, upbeat birthday song kicks in on a loop, and refuses to stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole gag. The card couldn't look sweeter; the song couldn't be more committed. We make a lot of cards that look mischievous from the cover on; this one looks completely innocent right up until the moment it isn't. The recipient will almost certainly laugh and text you \"is this still going?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and tucked away, this one keeps celebrating for hours. For any birthday that deserves to feel a little magical, and last a lot longer than expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHer Birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — the pink cake-and-rainbow cover looks like a sweet, ordinary card, which is exactly why the song catches her off guard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Daughter, Sister, Mom, or Best Friend\u003c\/strong\u003e — sincere enough to actually mean it, relentless enough that she'll never forget it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone Birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — 16th, 21st, 30th, 40th. The bigger the birthday, the funnier it is that the singing won't stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Gift From the Kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll pick it for the cake and the rainbow. Everyone else gets the joke about an hour in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSomeone Who's Seen Every Prank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e — this is the one they won't see coming, because it doesn't look like a prank.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043815555236,"sku":"BDAY-CAKE","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Girl.png?v=1778626966"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-burp-with-glitter","title":"Endless \"Burpday\" Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHappy Burpday. And then it actually burps. For hours.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cover shows a kid mid-burp with \"HAPPY BURPDAY\" lettered straight across his wide-open mouth. The inside reads \"HOPE IT'S A GAS!\" And the moment they open it, \"Happy Birthday\" starts playing — except every other note is a burp. Then it loops. And keeps looping. For hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's \"Happy Birthday\" performed by someone who really should not have had that much soda. The recipient will absolutely laugh, then text you \"is it STILL going?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps burping for hours. For kids who'll think it's the funniest thing they've ever heard, and grown-ups who secretly agree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the kid in your life\u003c\/strong\u003e — they will play it on repeat. They will not get tired of it. You have been warned.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — picked it out themselves, naturally, and find it incredible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor Dad's birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — the dad-humor classics never go out of style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the friend who never grew up\u003c\/strong\u003e — affectionately, of course.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — burps at full volume from a desk drawer is its own kind of celebration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043821551780,"sku":"BDAY-Burp","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Burp.png?v=1778627668"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-ice-cream-with-glitter","title":"Endless Thank You Ice Cream Truck Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis thank you card plays the ice cream truck song nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a sweet, simple thank you — \"I just wanted to say…\" — and then it answers itself with the ice cream truck song, that \"Turkey in the Straw\" jingle everyone knows the second they hear it. It plays on a loop, and it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Leave it in the other room and you'll still hear it coming. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing — it loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a real thank you wrapped around the one tune that makes every head on the block turn — and paired with the \"thanks for being so cool\" line inside, it lands the gratitude and the gag in the same breath. A never-ending card beats a paper one that gets read once and recycled, and this one keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. For anyone you owe a thank you, any age, any time of year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSaying Thank You\u003c\/strong\u003e — when \"thanks\" deserves more than a card they'll read once and toss.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Favor You Owe Someone For\u003c\/strong\u003e — the neighbor, the friend who helped you move, the coworker who covered your shift. They'll get the message, repeatedly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSummer Birthdays \u0026amp; Picnics\u003c\/strong\u003e — the ice cream truck jingle is the sound of summer, now following them around the backyard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Harmless Prank\u003c\/strong\u003e — sweet on the surface, relentless underneath, for anyone who can take a joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043822502052,"sku":"TY-IceCream","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-IceCream.png?v=1778692990"},{"product_id":"endless-high-five-thank-you-with-glitter","title":"Endless High-Pitched Thank You Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eEndless High Five Musical Thank You Card with Glitter \u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTurn any thank you moment into an unforgettable celebration with this endless musical greeting card from Joker Greeting. This isn't your ordinary appreciation card - it plays an upbeat, high-pitched thank you song continuously for hours once activated. Whether you're thanking someone for their help, celebrating a win, or just sharing some joy, this musical card delivers heartfelt gratitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIdeas of When to Use it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThank You Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Express gratitude with an endless musical surprise featuring a celebratory high-five design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAchievement Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for congratulating success, milestones, or accomplishments with humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday Pranks\u003c\/strong\u003e - \u003cspan\u003eThe perfect mix of thoughtfulness and harmless, musical chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEncouragement Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - \u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eSay thanks and keep the positive energy flowing—with a card that doesn’t quit.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43043825090724,"sku":"TY-HighFive","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-HighFive.png?v=1778695097"},{"product_id":"endless-baby-shark-with-glitter","title":"Endless Baby Shark Card With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooping Musical Baby Shark Glitter Card \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're celebrating a birthday, saying thank you, or just want to share some chaotic joy, this card works for any occasion. The \"You're Amazing at What You Doo Doo Doo\" message inside adds the perfect Baby Shark pun to your heartfelt (or mischievous) sentiments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to Use the Baby Shark Surprise Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSetting Up Your Baby Shark Surprise:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign and prepare safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - The card is completely safe to open, write in, and prepare before activation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove the tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - Pull the small tab from the spine of the card to arm the endless music feature\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGive the card\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ship or hand it over and wait for them to open it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnjoy the chaos\u003c\/strong\u003e - Baby Shark starts playing immediately and continues for 3+ hours straight!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eIdeal Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday Pranks \u0026amp; Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Turn any birthday into an unforgettable musical experience with endless Baby Shark that plays for hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKids Birthday Cards \u0026amp; Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - The ultimate greeting card for children who love Baby Shark songs and parents who... well, we're sorry in advance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrank Greeting Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect revenge card for friends, family, or anyone who deserves 3+ hours of non-stop Baby Shark entertainment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAll-Occasion Musical Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Versatile enough for birthdays, thank you notes, or any time you want to share some chaotic musical joy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📮\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44592291250340,"sku":"BabyShark-Sunset","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-BabyShark.png?v=1778793529"},{"product_id":"endless-cool-cat-birthday-with-glitter","title":"Endless Cool Cat Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis card meows a Birthday song to your cat friend's delight, for hours. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis ingenious Cool Cat birthday prank card transforms the classic \"Happy Birthday\" song into an endless symphony of cat meows that plays for hours once activated. What looks like an innocent birthday greeting becomes an unforgettable musical experience that can't be turned off!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect Occasions for Cat Musical Pranks\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eCoworker birthdays (especially cat lovers)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eFriend birthday surprises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eOffice revenge gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eCat-themed party gag gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eBirthday pranks for family members\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eAny time you want to give an unforgettable musical greeting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44809461432484,"sku":"Cat-BDAY","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-CoolCat.png?v=1778626621"},{"product_id":"endless-encouragement-with-glitter","title":"Endless Encouragement Clown Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThe Card That Cheers You Up, Then Won't Stop\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLooks like a sweet little clown card, until they open it. The front just wants to cheer you up. The inside comes clean: life might be frustrating, but not as frustrating as this card. Then it starts singing — \u003cem\u003e\"This is the card that never ends, yes it goes on and on, my friend…\"\u003c\/em\u003e — and it means every word, looping right back to the start, over and over, with no off switch in sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open it, the song plays — and loops back to the start over and over, for hours, until the battery dies. Closing the card won't save them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they pry it open to kill the song, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCheering someone up (technically)\u003c\/strong\u003e — it's the thought that counts, even when the follow-through is relentless.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend going through it\u003c\/strong\u003e — life's frustrating, this card is more frustrating, and somehow that lands as encouragement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGet-well and feel-better moments\u003c\/strong\u003e — a card they physically cannot ignore beats one that sits unopened on the nightstand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to make it stop\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to kill the song is exactly when the glitter gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA little affectionate payback\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the person who's always sending \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e the annoying stuff.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44809470410916,"sku":"Clown-Card","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Encouragement-Clown.png?v=1778712695"},{"product_id":"endless-farting-bag","title":"Endless Farting Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis innocent birthday bag won't stop farting once it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a cheerful \"Happy Birthday\" gift bag — confetti lettering, totally normal. Put a real present inside, hand it over, and the second they open it to dig out their gift, it rips a fart. Then another. Then it just keeps going. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button shut again, for hours until the battery dies. This is one of those gifts that doesn't stop — the more they fight it, the funnier it gets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. The bag seems like a regular gift bag right up until it betrays them mid-unwrapping, and then they're stuck holding a present that won't stop making rude noises in front of everyone. A bag that won't quit beats a normal one that gets recycled the same day — and it earns a \"what did you give me?!\" every time. Put the actual gift inside and let the bag do the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Bag Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the fart sounds loop non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and play for hours, until the battery dies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — the present looks innocent until the whole party hears it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend Who Loves a Gross-Out Gag\u003c\/strong\u003e — fart jokes never get old for the right person.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePranking a Gift Exchange\u003c\/strong\u003e — a real gift inside, a fart bag on the outside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and wait for the first one to rip.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10 Tall x 5 Deep x 9 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44953293652132,"sku":"Bag-Fart","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Fart-Front_0beba5e5-62c8-43ea-a05f-b8ce036b641b.png?v=1778628120"},{"product_id":"endless-mariachi-bag","title":"Endless Mariachi Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis gift bag bursts into mariachi nonstop the moment it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBright stars, festive, ready for a party — and it delivers one whether they asked for it or not. Load a real gift inside, and the moment they open the bag, a full mariachi loop kicks in and fills the room. It does not stop. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button closed, for hours until the battery dies. The gift that throws its own fiesta and refuses to leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. The bag looks like a normal celebration bag right up until it announces the gift with a one-bag mariachi band. A bag that keeps playing beats one that gets tossed in the recycling — and it turns any handoff into a scene. Put the real present inside and let the bag bring the noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Bag Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the mariachi loops non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays \u0026amp; Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e — instant party, no setup required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend Who Loves a Scene\u003c\/strong\u003e — this one makes an entrance for them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Gift That Deserves Fanfare\u003c\/strong\u003e — and some that really don't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and let the band play.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10 Tall x 4.8 Deep x 9 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44953299812516,"sku":"Bag-Mariachi","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/BIrthday-Mariachi-Front_639e1dbe-c1cc-4461-89a2-580aa63557dc.png?v=1778627767"},{"product_id":"endless-birthday-wine-bag","title":"Endless Birthday Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMusical Birthday Prank Gift Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're celebrating a milestone birthday, attending a wine and birthday combo party, or just want to ensure the birthday person never forgets your gift, this musical prank gift delivers celebration that literally lasts for hours. It's the kind of birthday surprise that people will be talking about every year when their birthday rolls around again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSetting Up Your Birthday Wine Surprise:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClose the bag\u003c\/strong\u003e - Snap the button at the top to secure it shut (perfect for wine bottle gifts)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArm the birthday celebration\u003c\/strong\u003e - Remove the small tab from the front of the bag (this arms the endless birthday song feature)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent your festive gift\u003c\/strong\u003e - Hand over the wine with your party-ready bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLet the birthday party begin\u003c\/strong\u003e - When they unsnap the button, the birthday song starts playing and won't stop celebrating!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eBest Occasions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday Wine Gifts \u0026amp; Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Turn any bottle of wine into an unforgettable birthday surprise with hours of non-stop birthday song serenades\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdult Birthday Party Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for milestone birthdays, wine tastings, and sophisticated birthday celebrations that need a playful twist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFriend \u0026amp; Family Birthday Surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e - Show you care with a wine gift that literally keeps celebrating their special day for hours after the party ends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday Gag Gifts for Wine Lovers\u003c\/strong\u003e - The ultimate present for wine enthusiasts who appreciate humor with their birthday bottle of choice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e15.5 Tall x 4 Deep x 5.5 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44953301483684,"sku":"WineBag-BDAY","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/BIrthday-Dots-Front.png?v=1711149182"},{"product_id":"endless-thank-you-wine-bag","title":"Endless Thank You Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThank You Wine Gift Bag - Endless Musical Prank\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eWhether you're thanking a dinner party host, showing appreciation to a teacher, or just want to ensure your gratitude is never forgotten, this musical prank gift delivers thanks that literally last for hours. It's the kind of thank you gift that people will be talking about (and possibly complaining about) every time they see a wine bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSetting Up Your Operatic Thank You Surprise:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClose the bag\u003c\/strong\u003e - Snap the button at the top to secure it shut (perfect for wine bottle gifts)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArm the aria\u003c\/strong\u003e - Remove the small tab from the front of the bag (this arms the endless off-key opera feature)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent your grateful gift\u003c\/strong\u003e - Hand over the wine with your sophisticated-looking bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLet the \"beautiful\" music begin\u003c\/strong\u003e - When they unsnap the button, prepare for the most dramatically off-key thank you song ever performed!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eBest Occasions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWine Gift Thank You Presents\u003c\/strong\u003e - Turn any bottle of wine into an unforgettable thank you gift with hours of hilariously off-key opera serenades\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHost \u0026amp; Hostess Appreciation Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Show your gratitude with a sophisticated wine bag that delivers the most memorably terrible thank you song ever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTeacher \u0026amp; Employee Thank You Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for showing appreciation with a touch of humor that will have them laughing (and maybe regretting their kindness)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWedding \u0026amp; Party Thank You Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Add some operatic chaos to your gratitude with a wine bag that keeps thanking long after the party's over\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e15.5 Tall x 4 Deep x 5.5 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44953303810212,"sku":"WineBag-ThankYou","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Thanks-Lettering-Front.png?v=1711149260"},{"product_id":"endless-baby-shark-birthday-with-glitter","title":"Endless Baby Shark Birthday Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe song every parent fears, now in a birthday card they can't turn off\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou know the one. The shark song. The melody that moves into a household and never pays rent. This card plays our own take on it — same infectious bite, with a Daddy Shark verse that's a little more aggressive than the version stuck in your head. The cover wishes a \"Happy Birthday: Hope it's jawsome,\" and the moment they open it, the song kicks in on a loop and refuses to stop. The inside is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor the kids, it's a delight — they'll want to play it again and again, which is exactly the problem. For the parents, it's a birthday card and a gentle act of revenge in one. The recipient will almost certainly text you \"are you SERIOUS?!\" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps singing for hours. For any birthday that could use a little harmless, catchy chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe kid who requests Baby Shark on repeat\u003c\/strong\u003e — now it loops back at them, and the parents will know exactly who to thank.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe parent who's heard it a thousand times\u003c\/strong\u003e — affectionate payback in card form, doo-doo-doo until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShark-themed birthday parties\u003c\/strong\u003e — hand it off as a favor and it becomes the whole afternoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne parent to another\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll laugh, then start plotting the revenge card they send you back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — a few minutes of this either clears the room or unites it in shared suffering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44975098527908,"sku":"Shark-Birthday","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-BabyShark_48e5be82-f5b1-4287-a5bb-de7deee1f03f.png?v=1778624838"},{"product_id":"endless-scream-bag","title":"Endless Scream Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis gift bag screams nonstop the moment it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe bag looks almost stylish — black splatter on white, nothing that warns you what's coming. Tuck a real gift inside, and when they open it up to reach in, it lets out a scream. And it does not stop screaming. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button shut, for hours until the battery dies. This is the gift that doesn't quit, no matter how fast they try to close it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's an ordinary-looking gift bag hiding a real present, and the scream catches them completely off guard the instant they open it. A bag that keeps screaming beats one that gets folded and stored — and it'll have them scrambling to make it stop while everyone else loses it laughing. Put the gift inside and let the bag handle the surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the endless musical bag works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the screaming loops non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat for\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Occasion That Needs a Laugh\u003c\/strong\u003e — no theme required, just a victim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Easily Startled\u003c\/strong\u003e — you know exactly who deserves this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Gifting \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e — the most innocent-looking bag in the room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and wait for the scream.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10 Tall x 4.8 Deep x 9 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45781925855396,"sku":"Bag-Scream","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/BIrthday-Scream-Front_7176ad20-24c5-4584-b7f9-24db0f3953bd.png?v=1778627855"},{"product_id":"birthday-boxer-surprise-no-audio","title":"Birthday Boxer Glitter and Sticker Surprise Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBirthday Boxer Card - Glitter \u0026amp; Stickers Inside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWish someone a happy birthday with attitude! Pull the strip to unleash glitter and celebratory stickers everywhere. This tough guy card turns any birthday into a party moment that'll have everyone laughing and cleaning up for weeks!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to Use and Setup\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen the card to sign it, close the card\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen they open the card and pull the strip at the bottom, glitter and stickers will be released.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*This card has no audio\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIdeas of When to Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBoxing Fan Birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for sports lovers who want their birthday card to pack a punch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone Birthday Parties\u003c\/strong\u003e - Great for 30th, 40th, or 50th birthdays that need extra celebration power\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGuy Friends' Birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal masculine birthday card for buddies who love tough guy humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Birthday Surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e - Bring some boxing attitude to workplace birthday celebrations with glitter mayhem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51695772598639,"sku":"Boxer-Surprise","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Boxer.png?v=1778627549"},{"product_id":"endless-all-occasion-goat-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless GOAT Scream Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless All-Occasion GOAT Musical Glitter Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis card works for literally any celebration where someone deserves GOAT status. Birthdays, achievements, thank you notes, congratulations, sports victories, academic success, work promotions, or just because someone is genuinely the Greatest of All Time in your life. The versatile design and message make it appropriate for any age or occasion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSong lyrics \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\"You're the greatest of all time, a singular sensation everybody knows\" 2x \u003cbr\u003eThere ain't nobody like you \u003cbr\u003edon't you know that you're the (Goat Scream) 3x\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSetting Up Your GOAT Surprise:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign and prepare safely\u003c\/strong\u003e - The card is completely safe to open, write in, and prepare before activation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove the tab\u003c\/strong\u003e - Pull the small tab from the spine of the card to arm the endless Greatest of All Time music feature\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGive the card\u003c\/strong\u003e -Ship or hand it over and wait for them to open their GOAT recognition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnjoy the performance\u003c\/strong\u003e - Custom GOAT song starts playing immediately and continues for 5-10 hours straight!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAchievement \u0026amp; Success Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for graduations, promotions, sports victories, or any time someone truly is the Greatest of All Time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAll-Occasion Prank Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e - Versatile enough for birthdays, thank you notes, congratulations, or any celebration that deserves endless GOAT recognition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSports \u0026amp; Competition Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal for athletes, gamers, competitors, or anyone who knows they're the G.O.A.T. in their field\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Greeting Cards for Friends\u003c\/strong\u003e - The ultimate way to tell someone they're amazing while subjecting them to hours of custom GOAT anthem music\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51695806382447,"sku":"GOAT-card","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-Goat.png?v=1778794113"},{"product_id":"endless-simcha-with-glitter","title":"Endless Simcha with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis Simcha card wrangles up a mazel tov that won't quit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eLooks like you've wrangled another simcha — so here's a card that celebrates it the only reasonable way: nonstop, until somebody pries the battery out. It looks like an ordinary greeting card right up until it opens, and then a custom country-western hoedown of a mazel tov kicks in and rides off into the sunset without you. Close the card? Still playing. Set it down? Still playing. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop — it loops even when closed, for hours, until the battery finally gives out. You can open it to test the song, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eAnd yes, there's a real song. We wrote it ourselves:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Well you did there, done it — mazel tov (mazel tov!)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNo you never went and quit it — mazel tov (mazel tov!)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eCircle up the wagons since ya had another simcha,\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eGet the banjo out, we'll wish you mazel tov.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt's a banjo-slinging, wagon-circling ode to every simcha worth hollering about — and it will be stuck in their head long after the party's over. Mazel Tov printed inside, glitter packed in for the truly brave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the song, sign it, then close it to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open it, the song loops nonstop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the music, glitter goes everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBar and bat mitzvahs\u003c\/strong\u003e — the coming-of-age milestone deserves a card that keeps celebrating long after they wish it would stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeddings and engagements\u003c\/strong\u003e — say mazel tov and then keep saying it, for hours, whether the happy couple likes it or not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny simcha worth the name\u003c\/strong\u003e — a new baby, a graduation, a new home, a big win. If it calls for a mazel tov, it calls for this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe person who thinks they've seen every card\u003c\/strong\u003e — they have not seen a cowboy sing them a banjo mazel tov.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included with all cards.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51807636717935,"sku":"Simcha","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-MazelTov.png?v=1778697844"},{"product_id":"endless-baby-shark-bag","title":"Endless Baby Shark Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis gift bag loops \"Baby Shark\" nonstop the moment it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eCool blue ombré on the outside, the one song no parent escapes on the inside. Drop a real gift in, and when they open the bag, \"Baby Shark\" starts looping — \u003cem\u003edoo doo doo doo doo doo\u003c\/em\u003e — and does not stop. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button closed, for hours until the battery dies. The gift that lodges the song in their head and won't let go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. The bag looks calm and innocent right up until it unleashes the catchiest, most inescapable tune ever recorded. A bag that keeps playing beats one that gets recycled by lunch — and it works for any occasion you want to make memorable and a little maddening. Put the real present inside and let the shark do its worst.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Bag Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the song loops non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Occasion\u003c\/strong\u003e — birthdays, congrats, or no reason beyond mischief.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eParents Who Survived the Baby Shark Years\u003c\/strong\u003e — welcome them right back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Gift for Kids\u003c\/strong\u003e — they'll love it; the adults will not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and cue the shark.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10 Tall x 5 Deep x 9 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51807685902703,"sku":"Bag-Shark","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-BabyShark-Front_935cdd54-b9b1-4338-90ee-d1517564ebab.png?v=1778627960"},{"product_id":"endless-mom-mom-mom-mothers-day-bag","title":"Endless Mom, Mom, Mom Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis Mother's Day gift bag calls \"Mom, Mom, Mom\" nonstop once it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eA pretty pink bag covered in playful script — that's the setup. Put her real gift inside, and the moment Mom opens the bag, a voice starts calling for her: \"Mom, Mom, Mom,\" exactly the way she's heard it her whole life. It does not stop. It loops nonstop, even after she pinches the button shut, for hours until the battery dies. The gift that needs her attention as much as the kids always have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a sweet, sincere Mother's Day bag wrapped around the one sound every mom knows by heart — and it keeps going long enough to earn a laugh and an eye-roll at once. A bag that won't quit beats one she folds and stores in a closet. Put her real gift inside and let the bag say what the kids never stop saying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Bag Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the \"Mom, Mom, Mom\" loops non-stop — even if she re-closes the button — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe only way to stop it is to find the sound module inside and pull the battery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMother's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — the gift that calls her name as much as her kids do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMom's Birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — sweet, funny, and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePairing With the Mom, Mom, Mom Card\u003c\/strong\u003e — double the calling, double the laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and let it start calling for Mom.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8.5 Tall x 4 Deep x 8 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51807689671023,"sku":"Bag-Mom","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/MothersDay-Wow-Front.png?v=1778700929"},{"product_id":"endless-graduation-bag","title":"Endless Graduation Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis graduation gift bag plays an off-key \"Pomp and Circumstance\" nonstop once it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\"Congrats Grad!\" on the front, pennants and a grad cap — a proper celebration bag. Tuck the real gift inside, and the moment the grad opens it, out comes \"Pomp and Circumstance\" — the graduation march everyone knows — played on a flute that's just gloriously off-key. And it does not stop. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button closed, for hours until the battery dies. The gift that gives them the ceremony march all over again, except this time it's wonderfully wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. The bag looks like a normal congrats bag until it serenades the grad with the one song from their ceremony, badly — and keeps going long after they've moved on to the next envelope. A bag that won't quit beats one that gets tossed with the wrapping paper, and it's the gift the grad actually remembers among a pile of cards and checks. Put the real present inside and let the flute butcher the classics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Bag Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the song loops non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGraduations\u003c\/strong\u003e — high school, college, or any milestone worth an off-key fanfare.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Grad Buried in Gift Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e — this is the one they'll remember.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePairing With a Cash Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — make the envelope a whole (slightly out-of-tune) event.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and let the flute butcher the classics.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8.5 Tall x 4 Deep x 8 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51807692030319,"sku":"Bag-Graduation","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Graduation-Pennant-Front.png?v=1778697628"},{"product_id":"endless-meowing-birthday-glitter-envelope","title":"Endless Meowing Birthday Glitter Envelope","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd hours of cats meowing 'Happy Birthday' to any card you send\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMost envelopes are background. This one is the gift. It's a 5×7 musical glitter-trap envelope that turns any birthday card into a small, weird, wonderful event. Slip in a card, seal the envelope, pull the tab on top, and you've armed it. The moment the recipient opens it, a person enthusiastically meowing \"Happy Birthday\" starts playing on a loop and a chunky glitter explosion deploys from inside. Then the meowing keeps going. For hours. Until the battery dies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt pairs perfectly with our endless musical birthday cards — drop one of our cards inside and they get a card playing one song \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e an envelope playing meowed birthday wishes simultaneously, which is more commitment than any standard card has ever attempted. But it works with any standard 5×7 birthday card, including ones you already have, picked out, or made yourself. The meows do all the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow the Endless Envelope Works\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTest the sound.\u003c\/strong\u003e Open the envelope flap once to hear a sample of the meowed birthday song. This is safe mode — the envelope won't fully arm until later.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert the card.\u003c\/strong\u003e Place your birthday card inside (a Joker Greeting endless card pairs especially well; pull its tab now if you're using one).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSeal the envelope.\u003c\/strong\u003e Remove the adhesive cover strip on the flap, fold it down, and press to seal. It's self-sealing — no licking required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArm it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pull the tab on top of the envelope. The envelope is now armed with meows and a hidden glitter trap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDeliver.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand it over or mail it like any other envelope. The moment they pull \"LET IT RIP\" the glitter falls and when they lift the flap the meowing kicks in. The meowing keeps playing for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeas for When to Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePair it with a Joker Greeting endless birthday card\u003c\/strong\u003e — a song from the card, meowed birthday wishes from the envelope, simultaneously. Maximum commitment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the cat person\u003c\/strong\u003e — the obvious one, and it works exactly as well as you'd hope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor a kid's birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — meowing is objectively funny to a child. They will request the envelope on loop for a week.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the friend who appreciates the absurd\u003c\/strong\u003e — meowed \"Happy Birthday\" is exactly the right amount of strange.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor someone you don't see often\u003c\/strong\u003e — long-distance birthdays where the envelope itself does the work of being there.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhen you've already picked out the card\u003c\/strong\u003e — you don't have to swap it. This envelope upgrades whatever you've already bought.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnvelope Specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFits any standard 5×7 greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSelf-sealing adhesive flap (no licking)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePlays a meowed \"Happy Birthday\" on a loop, for hours, until the battery dies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGlitter trap deploys when the recipient pulls \"LET IT RIP\" to open the envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSafe mode: hear a sample before sealing and arming\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52560645325167,"sku":"Cat-Envelope","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-Cat-open.png?v=1778628358"},{"product_id":"endless-farting-all-occasion-glitter-envelope","title":"Endless Farting Glitter Envelope","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eTurn Any Card You Send Into a Fart Bomb\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMost envelopes are just background. This one is the gift. It's a 5×7 musical glitter envelope that lets you weaponize any greeting card you already own — including ours. Slip a card in, seal it, arm it, and you're done. The second the recipient pulls the \"Let It Rip\" strip, glitter tumbles everywhere — and when they lift the flap, fart sounds kick in and loop for hours, until the battery dies. Most cards never reach this level of commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's built to pair with our endless musical cards — drop a Happy Birthday card inside and they get a card playing one song and an envelope playing farts at the same time. But it works with any standard 5×7 card: birthdays, Father's Day, anniversaries, thank-yous, just-because. Wherever a regular envelope would do, this one does considerably more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Envelope Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen the flap once to test the fart sound — this is safe mode, it won't fully arm yet. Slip your 5×7 card inside (pull its tab too if it's one of our endless cards).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeel the adhesive strip, fold the flap, and press to seal — self-sealing, no licking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePull the arming tab on top, then hand it over or mail it like any envelope (needs a little extra postage).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen they pull the \"Let It Rip\" strip, glitter tumbles out — and the moment they lift the flap, the farts begin, looping for hours until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePairing with a Joker Greeting endless card\u003c\/strong\u003e — one song from the card, a fart loop from the envelope, at the same time. Maximum commitment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDad\u003c\/strong\u003e — Father's Day, his birthday, or any day fart humor lands (which, honestly, is most of them).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — works with any birthday card, ours or not, and makes the standard one unforgettable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnniversaries, thank-yous, congratulations\u003c\/strong\u003e — wherever a polite card is expected, this one delivers something else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe card you already bought\u003c\/strong\u003e — no need to toss the one you picked; this upgrades it into a prank.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEnvelope Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits any standard 5×7 greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelf-sealing adhesive flap (no licking)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlays fart sounds on a loop, for hours, until the battery dies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafe mode: hear a sample before you seal and arm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCards sold separately — this is the envelope only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52560657940847,"sku":"Fart-Envelope","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-Fart-open.png?v=1778628419"},{"product_id":"garbage-pail-kids-endless-birthday-card-happy-barf-day","title":"Garbage Pail Kids \"Happy Barf Day\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe grossest birthday card ever made — and it sings\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eForget candles and confetti. This officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids birthday card serenades the birthday person with our original \"Happy Barf Day\" song — performed by a guy who clearly ate way too much cake and is about to lose it. He sings, he gags, he sings again. The song is \"Happy Birthday\" reimagined as the worst birthday party you've ever been to. And it plays on a loop, for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf they grew up trading Garbage Pail Kids at recess in the 80s or 90s, the artwork alone is going to send them. If they didn't, they're about to meet the most beloved gross-out brand in trading-card history. Either way, the moment they open it, the queasy crooner starts singing — and doesn't stop. For anyone with a GPK mindset, a sick sense of humor, or both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign your message, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, \"Happy Barf Day\" loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInside, a pull tab labeled \"Peel Here for a Surprise\" releases a chunky glitter explosion and a pack of 5 Garbage Pail Kids stickers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Plain white envelope included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eInside the \"Peel Here for a Surprise\" Tab\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFive officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids birthday stickers, plus a chunky glitter mess that's exactly as messy as it needs to be — no more, no less:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHappy Barf Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — the cover star, mid-yack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePotty On!\u003c\/strong\u003e — a toilet character ready to celebrate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSick!\u003c\/strong\u003e — a punk rocker who came to party.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTreat Yourself\u003c\/strong\u003e — because it's their day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBite Me\u003c\/strong\u003e — a birthday cake character with attitude.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eOfficially Licensed Garbage Pail Kids Artwork\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEvery illustration on this card and every sticker inside features authentic Garbage Pail Kids artwork. We worked directly with GPK to bring the legendary gross-out trading card brand — slimes since 1985 — to the birthday card aisle. This is the real deal for collectors, 80s and 90s kids, and anyone who grew up trading these at recess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat For.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the GPK collector\u003c\/strong\u003e — they have the trading cards. They don't have this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the friend with a sick sense of humor\u003c\/strong\u003e — finally, a birthday card that matches their personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor an 80s or 90s kid's milestone birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — 40th, 50th, the years where nostalgia hits hardest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the kids to a parent\u003c\/strong\u003e — and yes, this is exactly the kind of card a kid would pick out, which is what makes it perfect.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthdays, white elephants, gag gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e — anywhere a normal card would be too polite.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52953816334703,"sku":"GPK-Birthday","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Birthday-GPK-Open.png?v=1778865990"},{"product_id":"endless-yodel-congrats-with-glitter","title":"Endless Yodel Congrats with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis congratulations card yodels nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt looks like a cheerful congrats card — \"Congrats to you-ay-hee-hooo!\" yelled across the peaks. Then they open it, and the yodeling begins: a full, traditional yodel echoing out, and it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps yodeling. Set it down and it keeps yodeling. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. They reached the summit, and this card won't let them forget it — celebrating their big win at full volume from the top of the mountain, long after they wish it would come down. A card that won't quit beats one that gets read once and recycled, and this one keeps echoing long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. For anyone who just hit a peak worth shouting about — a new job, a graduation, a promotion, or any summit they climbed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Big Win\u003c\/strong\u003e — new job, promotion, graduation, new home, or anything worth celebrating.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Overachiever\u003c\/strong\u003e — they climbed the mountain; now the mountain yodels back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Gift Exchange or Surprise\u003c\/strong\u003e — congratulations they'll hear coming a mile off.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone Who Earned a Little Noise\u003c\/strong\u003e — they made it to the top, so let them hear about it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53165950468463,"sku":"Yodel-Card","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Congrats-Yodel.png?v=1782852724"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.jokergreeting.com\/collections\/non-season-greeting-cards.oembed?page=2","provider":"Joker Greeting","version":"1.0","type":"link"}