{"title":"Boss's Day","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoss's Day (October 16) is your one shot to get the boss back—affectionately. Endless singing cards, demotivational pens, and gag gifts that keep going long after they've stopped laughing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"endless-best-boss-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless \"World's Best Boss\" Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis \"World's Best Boss\" card sings an original tune nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a sincere \"World's Best Boss\" card — and then it starts singing. The original song plays it straight to their face: they're the boss, they've got the final say, and if they don't like the song, well, it's going to keep going anyway. That's the joke baked right into the lyrics. And it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Shut it in a desk drawer and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's a real \"you're the best\" gesture wrapped around a song that gently reminds the boss they're not actually in charge of this one — and it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" message. For any boss with a sense of humor. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, hidden glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBoss's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — the obvious one, except this \"World's Best Boss\" card keeps singing their praises long after they wish it would stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Promotion or New Job\u003c\/strong\u003e — congratulate the new boss with a song that reminds them who's \u003cem\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e in charge (it is not them).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Retirement Send-Off\u003c\/strong\u003e — give a departing boss a goodbye they'll never forget, literally, because it won't stop playing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Birthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e — turn the usual passed-around card into the thing the whole office remembers this year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSecret Santa \u0026amp; Office Gift Exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e — a safe-for-work prank that lands the laugh without crossing any lines.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41868880281764,"sku":"Best-Boss","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-Boss.png?v=1778793670"},{"product_id":"endless-retirement-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Retirement Card With Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThe Retirement Send-Off That Refuses to Retire\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLooks like a gorgeous \"Happy Retirement\" card — palm trees, a beach chair, a cocktail with their name on it. Then they open it and a farewell song kicks in, loops back to the start, and does it again. Inside it reads \u003cem\u003eFarewell (Forever)\u003c\/em\u003e — and it means the forever part. Forty years of service, and this is the send-off that won't clock out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open it, the song plays — and loops back to the start over and over, for hours, until the battery dies. Closing the card won't stop it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they pry it open to kill the song, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRetirement parties\u003c\/strong\u003e — the send-off gift that quietly becomes the entertainment for the whole party.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe coworker escaping the office\u003c\/strong\u003e — payback for every meeting they made you sit through, in song form.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe boss finally clocking out\u003c\/strong\u003e — a farewell that keeps going long after they've left the building.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEarly retirement\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the friend leaving the workforce young while you're still stuck in it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to end the celebration early\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to stop the song is exactly when the glitter gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41868894339236,"sku":"Retirement","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Retirement-card.png?v=1755198715"},{"product_id":"endless-high-five-thank-you-with-glitter","title":"Endless High-Pitched Thank You Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eEndless High Five Musical Thank You Card with Glitter \u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTurn any thank you moment into an unforgettable celebration with this endless musical greeting card from Joker Greeting. This isn't your ordinary appreciation card - it plays an upbeat, high-pitched thank you song continuously for hours once activated. 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Put the real present inside and let the bag bring the noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Bag Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the mariachi loops non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays \u0026amp; Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e — instant party, no setup required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend Who Loves a Scene\u003c\/strong\u003e — this one makes an entrance for them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Gift That Deserves Fanfare\u003c\/strong\u003e — and some that really don't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and let the band play.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10 Tall x 4.8 Deep x 9 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44953299812516,"sku":"Bag-Mariachi","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/BIrthday-Mariachi-Front_639e1dbe-c1cc-4461-89a2-580aa63557dc.png?v=1778627767"},{"product_id":"endless-scream-bag","title":"Endless Scream Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis gift bag screams nonstop the moment it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe bag looks almost stylish — black splatter on white, nothing that warns you what's coming. 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