{"title":"Back to School","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny cards to send to someone who is going back to school.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"endless-fortune-teller-with-glitter","title":"Endless All Occasion Fortune  Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis fortune-teller card sings \"This is the card that never ends\" nonstop until the battery dies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt opens like a mystical \"open to see your future\" card — and the future it predicts is that this is the card that never ends. That's exactly what the song says, on a loop, over and over, because it's telling the truth: it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Bury it in a drawer and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery finally dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. There's no occasion required — it's the card you send a friend for no reason at all, just to make them laugh and then quietly drive them up the wall. The \"see your future\" setup and the \"you're going to be annoyed\" punchline inside do the work; you just need someone who'll appreciate the prank. And it keeps going long enough to earn a \"what did you send me?!\" text. It's the kind of gift people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they finally give up and try to pull the battery to stop it, hidden glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo Reason at All\u003c\/strong\u003e — the best use for it. Send it to a friend out of nowhere, just to make them laugh and then regret opening their mail.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInside Jokes \u0026amp; Pranks\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the friend you have an ongoing prank war with, this is your next move.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays \u0026amp; Congrats\u003c\/strong\u003e — when you want the moment marked with a laugh instead of a sappy verse.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Person Who Has Everything\u003c\/strong\u003e — they don't need another gift, but they've never been handed a card that refuses to stop singing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42511126036644,"sku":"FortuneTeller","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/AllOccasion-Mystery.png?v=1778783658"},{"product_id":"demotivational-pens","title":"Demotivational Pens","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDemotivational Office Pens - Funny Workplace Humor Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnlike our famous endless musical cards, these pens keep it simple - they're just really honest pens with sayings that capture the soul-crushing reality of modern office life. No glitter explosions, no endless sounds, just quality writing instruments that happen to tell the uncomfortable truth about workplace expectations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eBrutally Honest Workplace Sayings\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eEach pen features demotivational quotes that capture the reality of office life:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"You can be replaced\"\u003c\/strong\u003e - The ultimate workplace truth that keeps everyone grounded and humble\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"It will probably get worse\"\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect pessimistic wisdom for those overly optimistic Monday morning meetings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Failure is always an option\"\u003c\/strong\u003e - A refreshing alternative to toxic positivity and unrealistic workplace expectations\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"You're going to f*ck it up at some point\"\u003c\/strong\u003e - Honest acknowledgment that everyone makes mistakes eventually\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Dream big. Then settle\"\u003c\/strong\u003e - The most realistic career advice you'll ever receive, perfectly capturing adult life\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou can be replaced\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt will probably get worse\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFailure is always an option\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou're going to f*ck it up at some point\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDream big. Then settle.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect For Many Occasions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Gag Gifts \u0026amp; White Elephant\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for workplace gift exchanges with brutally honest humor that captures the reality of office life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCoworker Gifts \u0026amp; Secret Santa\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal for colleagues who appreciate dark humor and the honest truth about workplace expectations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNew Job \u0026amp; Career Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Give new employees a realistic welcome with these hilariously demotivational workplace reality checks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBoss \u0026amp; Manager Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for supervisors with a sense of humor who understand the absurdity of corporate motivation culture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pen15","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44199768817828,"sku":"Demotivate-Pens","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/products\/Pens-Gift-Funny-Demotivational.webp?v=1752781639"},{"product_id":"endless-encouragement-with-glitter","title":"Endless Encouragement Clown Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThe Card That Cheers You Up, Then Won't Stop\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLooks like a sweet little clown card, until they open it. The front just wants to cheer you up. The inside comes clean: life might be frustrating, but not as frustrating as this card. Then it starts singing — \u003cem\u003e\"This is the card that never ends, yes it goes on and on, my friend…\"\u003c\/em\u003e — and it means every word, looping right back to the start, over and over, with no off switch in sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInsert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce they open it, the song plays — and loops back to the start over and over, for hours, until the battery dies. Closing the card won't save them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they pry it open to kill the song, glitter spills everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlain white envelope included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCheering someone up (technically)\u003c\/strong\u003e — it's the thought that counts, even when the follow-through is relentless.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe friend going through it\u003c\/strong\u003e — life's frustrating, this card is more frustrating, and somehow that lands as encouragement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGet-well and feel-better moments\u003c\/strong\u003e — a card they physically cannot ignore beats one that sits unopened on the nightstand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who tries to make it stop\u003c\/strong\u003e — prying open the battery to kill the song is exactly when the glitter gets them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA little affectionate payback\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the person who's always sending \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e the annoying stuff.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44809470410916,"sku":"Clown-Card","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/Encouragement-Clown.png?v=1778712695"},{"product_id":"endless-mariachi-bag","title":"Endless Mariachi Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis gift bag bursts into mariachi nonstop the moment it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBright stars, festive, ready for a party — and it delivers one whether they asked for it or not. Load a real gift inside, and the moment they open the bag, a full mariachi loop kicks in and fills the room. It does not stop. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button closed, for hours until the battery dies. The gift that throws its own fiesta and refuses to leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. The bag looks like a normal celebration bag right up until it announces the gift with a one-bag mariachi band. A bag that keeps playing beats one that gets tossed in the recycling — and it turns any handoff into a scene. Put the real present inside and let the bag bring the noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the Endless Musical Bag Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the mariachi loops non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthdays \u0026amp; Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e — instant party, no setup required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend Who Loves a Scene\u003c\/strong\u003e — this one makes an entrance for them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Gift That Deserves Fanfare\u003c\/strong\u003e — and some that really don't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and let the band play.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10 Tall x 4.8 Deep x 9 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44953299812516,"sku":"Bag-Mariachi","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/BIrthday-Mariachi-Front_639e1dbe-c1cc-4461-89a2-580aa63557dc.png?v=1778627767"},{"product_id":"endless-scream-bag","title":"Endless Scream Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eThis gift bag screams nonstop the moment it's opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe bag looks almost stylish — black splatter on white, nothing that warns you what's coming. Tuck a real gift inside, and when they open it up to reach in, it lets out a scream. And it does not stop screaming. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button shut, for hours until the battery dies. This is the gift that doesn't quit, no matter how fast they try to close it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThat's the whole joke. It's an ordinary-looking gift bag hiding a real present, and the scream catches them completely off guard the instant they open it. A bag that keeps screaming beats one that gets folded and stored — and it'll have them scrambling to make it stop while everyone else loses it laughing. Put the gift inside and let the bag handle the surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eHow the endless musical bag works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePinch the button on top closed, then pull the \"pull here\" tab to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the screaming loops non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat for\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny Occasion That Needs a Laugh\u003c\/strong\u003e — no theme required, just a victim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Easily Startled\u003c\/strong\u003e — you know exactly who deserves this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Gifting \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e — the most innocent-looking bag in the room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut the gift inside, arm the bag, and wait for the scream.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions (below snap button)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10 Tall x 4.8 Deep x 9 Wide Inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45781925855396,"sku":"Bag-Scream","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/BIrthday-Scream-Front_7176ad20-24c5-4584-b7f9-24db0f3953bd.png?v=1778627855"},{"product_id":"endless-all-occasion-goat-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless GOAT Scream Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless All-Occasion GOAT Musical Glitter Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis card works for literally any celebration where someone deserves GOAT status. 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